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If you find out you’re pregnant right now, what you doing?
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From I gently squeeze the mango and it have a lil softness to it, I do not want it.
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Broooooo this guy dropped off his gf and while she walked away from the car, watched her ass and screamed
"Feh bodah-w feh brrr bap bapp" iiiiin the people marina 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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A lady in the yard ask Ayaan why he not at school and he proceeded to ask her why she not at work in an office like his daddy 🥲😭
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The relationship you’re holding on to because you’ve been together since high school is not working. Let it go.
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Ju Ju 🙏🏽
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Please limit your time with people that continually drain your energy and add no value to your life. Have a great week 😌
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Purchased an item at Excellent Stores today for $195.00, the Rep swiped my card for $1.95. I noticed after I walked out into the parking lot.. I went back to make her swipe the correct amount.. 😫😫
I don't think I would be able to sleep if I had left without doing so... 😭
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A young lady is in the supermarket on a video call telling her friend she has to make lasagna for the church she will finish with “and they better know that’s the last time in their moda cont” 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Papa God
And she well angry 🤣🤣🤣
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Uh hello. Wish my dramatic FOUR year old a happy birthday please.
😊
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I hate to hear yal ask men if to put food for them … he has two hands just like you
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Way maker babes 😄
Wavemaker , miracle Worker ,promise keeper,
My God that is who you are 🙏🙏
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I want to go to a disco with a white short pants and when I come out it BLACK and my clothes smellimg of weed. And every time a bad man tune come on you have to give the fake bad boys big room. And drinks are $5 all night. And when I come out my hair soakiing like I never comb it
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I hate how quickly the quality of food declines after a restaurant has started so well.
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An old lady is playing her phone FULL BLAST in the bank and somebody will shout ICI AH PA A BANK?? ICI AH Ç’EST A CINEMAH??? 😂😂😂😂😂
God never a dull moment at BOSL
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I stand up in a store waiting for something a while ago deh..
Ayaan will ask me well loud. “Mommy you still have a diarrhea?”
A hole alone I couldn’t find to jump in
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My coworker sent her boyfriend to get rods for her hair.. I guess she didn't specify .. the guy brought back curtain rods from casa bella 😭😭😭😭
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I cannot stand these lajablesses on my tl you. Wtf 😂
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The guy by the Printery in town is very well organized with his fruit cutting and packaging. He cuts with gloves and when handling money he places his hand in a bag, his other hand does not touch it. I respect him for that.
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You know what disgusts me? A lucian that go Murica for a month and will come back and talk down on our processes or standards..
Abeh go back on your burn visa iymc uh!
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Doh come here and be salty iymc. Just enjoy di scene or move on di focking block.
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Yall feel Nadz will sing Sho Patat for her Talent for Queen Show?
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That's why I not looking to be nicey nicey kiss assey with no man mother. Aa. Mweh chien!!
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Purchased a toy sword for Ayaan - under $15.00 at S&S... His Xmas gifts a lot more pricy.. Guess what he's playing with. .
The sword and the cover of my container as a shield and he goes to bed with them every night.
Moral of the story. . pa chway kor-w.
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They said not today lover 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry to the Seventh Day Adventists who cah watch TV on their Sabbath missing this historical moment!
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Trying to hold in a bad cough on a bus filled with passengers 😔😔
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Tohtoh: mommy how long you and daddy together
Me: x years
Tohtoh: so why he never “merry” you
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Jean blanc toujour ca feh papishow ep kor yo
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Imagine you come from work doing that and your wife start to correl
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Monday to Friday is a struggle for the child to wake up on a morning.. but Saturdays???? My friend waking up before fowls 😠
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Somebody say years dem man quarantine now Corona reach they have a problem
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In all his enjoyment this child was signaling my mother to feed him. 🤣🤣🤣 *all time fave*
MOOD FA LAAIFFEEEEE
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So is for next month?
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When the WRONG people leave your life the RIGHT things begin to happen 👏
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Jason driving behind me in traffic and every man that toot me he tooting them back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wdmc.
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My son just told me he has two mommies. Bout to call a family meeting tonight because I might become a single parent. 😌
Matter of fact the jeep in the yard lemme burn it just in case.
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Red dress is what you call HUNDRED PERCENT FESS.
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I asked God to send me ten thousand dollars.. I got five on the ground ..
God, the $9995 when you ready ✊
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JET MAMAIII 🤣🤣🤣
So much for an Instagramable moment 🤧🌊
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Why am I seeing sooo many negative tweets from other islands towards our carnival? Like bitch EVERYBODY'S carnival is different AND LIT in its own way ek zor ca bat chou zor cor sah?
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Wash your navels, wash behind your ears, PRAY and start this week anew.
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I have never won a Massy promotion. I drop my name so much in these boxes aredi.
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SHES GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HER HANDSSSSS
JULIEN ALFRED 🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨
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Ayaan fockin Edwin look at me while we stepped out the house and saw nothing else to tell me but “THAT DRESS AGAIN?!?!”
NOTHING CAN ERASE MY SHAME PAPA GOD
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Me eating a banana:
Ayaan: Mommy what do you have there?
Me: it's a banana do you want a piece?
Ayaan: No thank you, it's for monkeys.
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I own a vehicle and still prefer to be a passenger princess.
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The girl just finish give her all in 100M and yall have a 200M bien bonneh in the morning like she have to run and meet the big truck for Jouvert? You swear is today Olympics finishing. Feh mweh shyayyy 🙄
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Ayaan deh shouting my password for his father. "Mommy it correct?"
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Show your professionalism & mannerisms in public, but eat my ass like "kong curls" when you home. So I like it.
Aa check the time. Gotta go.
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Normalize fighting in real life
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Ayaan: mommy we learnt to put on our shoes and socks today by ourselves
The Man: asiay dat I paying --- for?
Idk if is algebra mate want them to teach my child.🤣🤣🤣
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I told yall I went to read to Ayaan's class, I asked Ayaan his name (as with every child) and he looked me dead in the eye and did not answer me.
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I wanted to go to your movies last week .. All y'all had was a shaolin movie and it was advertised in a glass secured with pieces of wood. Shut the fock up.
Your hotel had a sharp tv! A big box Sharp TV WITH three channels. Shut the fock up !!
St Lucia mad they still got the worst carnival in the Caribbean
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You I digging horrors.
I siddong eating my food and a waitress says to her coworker “why you watching me, idk what you watching me for”
Di mun tell the girl “gasa my eyes crooked you asking me why I watching you, jusso with you gasa”
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Put Ju on the phone for me. Dip! Dip! Dip!! Torso! Torso! Torso!
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I hope you get money to continue to enhance your personal development
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A young man dropped off a document for me:
Ayaan: Daddy you know your friend came to see mommy and he drove towards the house?
I-
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Employers must stop their nonsense because why my friend tell me she apply to an establishment and somebody on the inside mentioned it to her boss?
LAVAAAAAA !!!
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I so ashame.. somebody waved a lady next to me I wasn't aware the lady was there
I waved back..
Then I heard the lady say hiii you ok
I just wanted the ground to open so I could sink ..
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What the fuck he mean BIG LARGE AND BROAD LIKE A BLUE DRUM 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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