Chimerajaxs
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Version #6 - You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely... Friend and advocate of animals everywhere....
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Haven’t heard anything from this thing lately……… Has the mothership come back to claim it?……
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We all need to give a shoutout the Diplomatic Protection Squad….. You wanna spend Christmas with your family and friends…. But you are required to protect this shit stain…..
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Correct if I’m wrong….. Isn’t it a parent’s responsibility to feed their offspring? Not the taxpayer?
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Fuck we are a laughing stock….. verses style and decorum….
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Well….. I’ve just come home from my weekends home away from home…… Mitre10……. Lady in front of me at the trade counter was paying for her $3.5k bbq and outdoor dining set….. “You got Airpoints”?….She was asked….. “Oh no….. I don’t bother with that sort of thing”…….. I
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@chrisluxonmp
Could you bring back supermarket plastic bags….. they certainly aren’t single use….. but bloody handy….
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Obviously there is a time difference between New Zealand and Harvard….. to acknowledge what’s happened today…….
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@damekatydenise_
@CallMeAl_KPSS
There’s a cure for Hyperventilating…. Breathing through a paper bag…… Have you thought about putting a bag over your head?
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Taylor Swift not coming to New Zealand…… Who fucken cares???
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Anyone else have the feeling…. We now have the great reset?
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Why… why…. Is my twitter feed overdosing with this Bitch…… fuck I thought we had the exorcism?
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Think it might be time to have good ole fashioned boycott….
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Colonialism in one image…… A nice fluffy woolen blanket…….
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Question……. With early voting started….. How do we know….. what assurances are there……that they won’t be tampered with…..
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@Mike_Rann
@ClimateGroup
@RikGoverde
You’re welcome to crack open the sofa bed and permanently host the bitch!!!
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Can someone please clarify….. I post hurty words on social media….. how the fuck can they track you down…… is it your IP address that say Spark will be asked to provide physical addresses and contact details?
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This cunt has sold us out!!! Look after your own backyard before looking over the fence….
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Fuck…..this bitch has to be a parody……. No one can be that so fucken thick!!!!
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Where do I signup to get these Cigarettes…… apparently the new government is forcing them on everyone………. Is it a bit like the vaccine from the previous one?
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The lefties have seemed to woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning……
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Fuck this world is fucked….. just learnt that there was a murder at the end of our street..
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About 4 weeks ago this cunt featured on my timeline…. What is it? What’s it agenda and who is the handler??? It’s a toxic little arsewipe…..
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Whoohoo….. in final negotiations to secure one of these……. (Some work required)!
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Apparently this shit stain donated the proceeds of that infamous shares to charity…….. Show us the receipt!!!!
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Everyone in my timeline….. have an awesome weekend!!! Except for the fuckwits!!! You know who you are…….
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Merry Christmas everyone!!! 🎄🎅Except all the cunts I had to block regarding a Nuptial horse….
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Brought a new throw for a chair in the lounge….. Brock’s claimed it!
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Just got home from work….. first day I haven’t been rained off…… However the weakest link in our team rang in this morning saying he has Covid……. This must be Covid 34…… because that’s about how many times he’s claimed to have had it……
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Garden shed update….. fuck their 2 - 3 hours….. given up for the day….. none of the roof panel holes line up with anything…..
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@chrishipkins
Shhhhhhhhh…. Your little dabbling in politics has caused this….. Probably shut the fuck up!
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I’ve noticed today …… there seems to be a fucken lot of thick people around…..
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Who knew…… It is easier and cheaper to acquire marijuana and Methamphetamine than fucken eggs!!!
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Why it so??? A pair of $5.00 Warehouse jandals untouched….. the expensive ones…….. chewed….. thanks
#murderousdog
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Has anyone had a thought about New Zealand’s self proclaimed funny comedian?
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Just got back to the Bay from my 3 weekly catch up with Mum in Rotorua… Interesting trip….. sacked her lawnmower man for verbally abusing her…. He wanted to be paid in cash for the last fortnight…. She didn’t have cash.. he’s paid by internet banking….. Also sacked her
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Job interview update….. Had the Managing Director and Technical Manager….. I was an awesome no stress interview……. 🤞
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Everyone have an awesome evening!!!! Tomorrow is the end of the current shitshow!!! Let’s learn from the last 6 years of fuckery……..
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Well I hope ole wing nut here is proud of the kerfuffle it’s caused….
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Whooohooo!!!!!! I won something…. I’m fucked…… it requires assembly…….
@Beagle_76
How do you work it?
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Me and the Misses are off to Mitre10 to buy some irrigation fittings….
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