Hassaan Yousaf
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Hooman. Still sane. Medico'27 🫶. Nishtar. Alhamdulillah ❤️ (Note:Might or might not be this guy when you meet irl.)
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Just like My MDCAT journey, I decided to film myself for 121 DAYS of exams and post exams till results. This is the first part of the exams journey. Will be waiting for your response,either be a compliment or constructive criticism.
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Our classfellow Zain Khan is no more with us.
Recite Surah Fatiha, durood Shareef for the departed soul.
Inna lillahi wainna ilaihi rajion.
(The liveliness in the guy was unmatched, Allahuakbar 💔)
May Allah bless him with Jannat-ul-Firdous.
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Got home today.
And saw this on the wall (my younger sister did this, Pre-Med)
Emotions,nostalgia, just flow through my veins.
What a time it was!
Times have changed but
This is the only way you can do this chapter.
(Chart on a wall and read it as you pass by)
Still a nightmare
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From not being able to secure admission previous year to absolutely nailing it this year. Say Mashallah ❤️🙌
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To the MDCAT aspirants,
Found this in the document bag today..
175, initially disappointed that I couldn't cross the 180 mark.
But Allah is the writer of the destinies.
and Alhamdulillah I was in the top 200 of the UHS list.
So even this year,don't come to conclusions too early.
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The dream I saw once is a reality now. ❤️
Just don't give up on your dreams.
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MDCATians (who r sure they will cross the line)
If u live near faisalabad(for example) , got the merit of Nishtar and some colleges of Lahore, believe me prefer Punjab Medical College(Faisalabad).
The only thing that will save you from the burnout of this modular system,
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Alhamdulillah, officially into 2nd year.
My hands were shaking so much, my roommate grabbed my phone ke Bhai tum se nahi khule ga. In the end bas Alhamdulillah ❤️.
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STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMAN:
It's sickening to see guys having these multiple relationships at the same time. Like, jis sheher se aae hein, wahan pe aik ke saath commited, phir university mein aake idhar bhi. Raat ko purane wali ke saath texting, subah Uni mein doosri ke saath. (1/3)
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Filmed myself during the 2022 MDCAT journey for almost 11 months(325 days), and been editing it since then.
Arranging it in sequence and shortening its length were the two huge tasks with that much amount of data.
Link:
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By far one of the best quotes I have heard until today :
"If beauty is the only standard you are looking for in your partner, then every single day you'll have someone more beautiful than your previous choice."
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A thread of unpopular opinions @ advices about medical college and its life for 1st year
Lkin uss se phle
1. Views are PERSONAL.
2. Exceptions are always there.
3. I respect your opinion because we are all different entities.
Or baqi "unpopular"pe dhiyan de ke ye thread prhna he.
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Writing my heart out( a bit philosophical, a bit religious, pr Dil to Dil he)
Couldn't wake up for Fajr, uper se block bhi, 8:20 pe kahin ankh khuli.
The whole mood is just<<<<
You know Barakah has left the chat 😅
,when you have missed your Fajr.
Made it to the University. (1/8)
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Well well well,
It's the time in my college.
What are the scenes in yours?
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White Coat Ceremony:
Late ho gayi, lkin in the end fine. Maza bhi aaya sab se mil ke.
Wese shukriya 😊 Jo bhi aae or jinhon ne appreciate kia.Going to sleep after 30 hours. Bruh the short film smoked the heck out of me. Kal poori raat lag gayi.
(Ab don't disturb mode)
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Want to say so many things to the MDCAT aspirants but these 3..
“إِنَّ مَعَ الْعُسْرِ يُسْرًا"
Verily, with hardship comes ease.
"ﻧَﺼْﺮٌ ﻣِّﻦ ﺍﻟﻠَّﻪِ ﻭَﻓَﺘْﺢٌ ﻗَﺮِﻳﺐٌ",
Help from Allah and near victory.
~بے خطر کود پڑا آتشِ نمرود میں عشق
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Waking up because your seniors passed is just something else>>>
Ya Allah humara bhi acha acha se le aana. Aameen..
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کل KIPS اکیڈمی جانے کا اتفاق ہوا۔ جہاں سے پڑھ کر آج میں یہاں ہوں ۔ سر نے کہا بچے بہت depress ہیں ان کو تھوڑا سا motivate کرنا ہے۔ میں اس کام کے لیے بلکل بھی نہیں گیا تھا لیکن سر نے اصرار کیا تو میں نے بھی حامی بھر لی۔
اب میں انھیں کیا بتاتا😂۔
خیر گفتگو اپنے تعارف سے شروع کی۔
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Story of the guy who was with me on my MDCAT journey. Couldn't make it the 1st time.
Previously got 1030 in FSc, so I said to him: You got enough marks, don't improve subjects just focus on MDCAT. But hats off to this guy's determination(1/4)
Link here:
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My eyes are low-key missing this view
(Ma brain still stuck there...)
Alhamdulillah ♥️ truly one of the best days.
Didn't know, Arm of the Milky Way was a thing until this moment
(Idea/info :
@25_muq
🙌😍)
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Paper might be easy/moderate/difficult but it will be the same for everyone.
Do the hard work which is in your control and leave everything else for Allah Subhanah-u-wata'alah.
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Dr. Noman Yousaf (Q-45).
To my brother, my motivation, my problem solver, among the ones who stood with me in highs and lows,
Alhamdulillah ❤️.
#Convocation2023
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How can you convince someone to vote for you by talking shit about your opponent(who at the end of the day is also your fellow) behind his/her back?
At least not me.
(Grow up kiddssss..)
Iss mentality se jeet bhi gaye to kia faaida..
(Absolutely sick 🤢 people..)
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One of the things I learned in the 1st year of medschool is to let the toxic people win. Believe me, this is the best way jaldi se jaldi jaan churane ke lia.
Koi behes na karo. Bas 'Murshad', 'Bhai' , 'Behen', 'Api' ap theek hein mein galat.
(Unless shit gets too much)
(1/2)
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This is the story of how we made 40,000 Rs/- in ONE day.
Basically about funfair.
Maybe if you want to watch.
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Reply and I'll write a QUOTE that suits you or your personality.
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A thread of why you should always, always keep reciting Duas and asking Allah in your daily life activities and how you'll observe His presence in the smallest of things.
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کچھ لوگوں کو لگتا ہے کہ بولنے کا حق اور اس کے لیے زبان، خداوند نے صرف انھیں ہی عطا کی ہے۔ اور اوپر سے انھیں اس چیز کی بھی بھرپور غلط فہمی ہوتی ہے کہ انھیں کوئی پلٹ کر جواب نہیں دے سکتا۔ حالانکہ اس کے برعکس کچھ مدھم مزاج لوگ ان جیسے لوگوں سے صرف اس لیے بحث نہیں کرتے (1/5)
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The day of MDCAT
13th of November.
Alhamdulillah 🥺♥️
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Publicly committing sins which not only affect us but others also and then saying in our cheap defence : "Ye mera or ALLAH ka mamla he."
I think we should better shut the heck up.
Like how? I mean, the audacity required to say this line gives me chills.
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White Coat Ceremony in NISHTAR (Batch'28, N-73)
The editing took me 3 days(kindly do give it a watch 🙌🏻).
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To the MDCAT aspirants,
While focusing on studies, equally focus on your Prayers 🤲.
Keep asking Allah at each and every moment.
جب بھی دل ڈوبتا محسوس ہو کہ نہیں ہورہا، نہیں ہوگا تو درود شریف پڑھیں۔ بس کچھ بھی کریں مگر کسی بھی طرف سے پیچھے نہ رہیں۔
#MDCAT2023
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I never had this view of Salah. Allahuakbar ❤️
That 'look to lose' 🥺
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The fact that the whole biochem department is there to be supportive is just something else. Irrespective of the marks(Matlab esa nahi ke, ke koi haath hi kr dein), the amount of time they give you to answer and write questions is truly a GOATED thing>>>>
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God knows which is going to serve as a backup plan in case one relationship fails, and which is going to be used as a tissue (ya phir dono hi tissue). Have some freaking moral ground to stand for.
Please for God's sake, if you want to be in a (2/3)
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You will be facing difficulty in managing your hostel budget and then You say Alhamdulillah how your parents are always there for you no matter how much you ask them and they will never complain in return.
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"Bacho ab meri jaan lo ge."
How cute and sweet yaar.
May Allah bless our VC.
(Itne humble log bhi milte hein yahan ❤️)
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relationship, do it islamically. Lkin phir bhi if you are following this world, be a freaking man. Stand for something. (3/3)
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Viva/OSPE
Words stuck in your mouth, just can't spit them.
Alhamdulillah, fine in the end.
(Imp ye nhi ke Viva kesa hua, imp ye ke ho gaya he.)
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Can't get views on Twitter, I got ya..
Start using NMU, Nishtar, Nishtarian in your tweets.
Bhai views hi views.. 😂🤦🏻
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which is now followed almost everywhere in Pakistan, is "Home".
Please be responsible. Ghar se bhaagne ke peeche apni zindagi na tabah kr lena..(bare sheher mn Jana he, chote sheher mn parhai nhi he, maze nahi hein, ya whatsoever reason is)
A Humble Advice.
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⏩Ragging is a mental torture in any way. Interaction(mtlb introduction, creativity of your junior) is always fine.
Lkin kisi ki Mama, Behn ya family ko Gali dena agar ragging ka sab se lowest level he to baqi ap smghte hi hein ke ye batein kahan tk jati hein hostels mn. (2/9)
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Aj bhi khayal tera sone nahi deta.
Aj bhi mughe kisi ka hone nahi deta.
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@AhmadUzairNiazi
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No matter how much you hate,there is always someone with these messages ❤️.
On God a series of events,that happened for the past week specifically today, had depressed me so much. But then such peeps>>>
Ending with this:
"to hate
is an easy thing
but to love
takes strength (1/2)
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May Allah bless those million times more jo apni naslon ka sochte hein.
How selfless🥺
Say Mashallah ❤️
This year kemu 28 will give no tuition fees
It will be donated by kemcana
Only tuition fees free university
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Apparently PMDC uno reversed this year's scenario.
The SZABMU paper was more difficult than the UHS's.
If this happens then we don't have to deal with the scumbags like
@thesabist
@arrhythmia04
@itsabdullahQ
😁👀
Haha 😂.
(Mazaq he 🤌)
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What's worse than your mates acting like Some Celebs putting you on a hold, like wth Bhai gharoor he kis cheez ka mtlb na Tum bill gates ki aulad ho, na hi Nauz-u-billah Husne Yusuf he tumhare pass, pr itna gharoor
Grow up kidos.
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Maturity is when you realize u just can't prepare the respiratory Module in 2 days.
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One year of getting into medical college ❤️🥺.
So much happened along the way.
Feel really proud to be around some great fellows and peeps.
Good and bad are always there, no matter what.
Alhamdulillah ✨
Filmed myself during the 2022 MDCAT journey for almost 11 months(325 days), and been editing it since then.
Arranging it in sequence and shortening its length were the two huge tasks with that much amount of data.
Link:
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Ward no 14 it was (neurosurgery)
PGRs were so chill there.
Bacho Kuch prh ke aai ho?
Nhi Mam.
After some general intro,
Acha bacho 2.00 baje surgery he, we'll provide u with scrub and everything.. Dekhna ho to ajana.
How wholesome 😊.
H.O.D, Mashallah so passionate.
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No matter how much you talk nicely, how much space you give them, these effing people, with no effing ethics, with no effing sense will find a way to trigger you.
Learning to fight this negativity but sometimes it gets too much.
Nishtar is poisoned with such retards. (1/2)
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Module ke bad Ghar ka chakkar..
Bhaia(duty pe), Behen(Uni) or MN khud Uni, or chothi behen ke Paper..
Khala came and said to my mom: "Tiyya agle 10 saal bad mra Ghar bhi ESA ho jae ga.." no one present at same time.. and I miss it alot (╯︵╰,)
How life has changed.
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Surely one of the best, funny and also emotional moments for me in the first year.
What should we say "reverse ragging" of our final year seniors?
Khair the laughs, chuckles, or phir hikmat ke do bol.
(Those who didn't came missed out big time)
Akhir mn bas yhi May Allah (1/2)
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پتا نہیں بچے کیا سوچ رہے تھے کہ یہ مولوی صاحب کہاں سے آئے ہیں اور ان کا یہ بیان کب ختم ہوگا😂۔
لیکن یہ تمام باتیں اسے ہی سمجھ آئیں گی جو اس امتحان میں کامیاب نکلا ہے۔ بلکل چھوٹی چھوٹی سی باتیں ہیں پر یہی فرق ڈالتی ہیں۔
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All these exam days.. I was saying:
Sona he Bhai, neend poori krni he. Now that holidays are here: 4 ghante baad so ke ese uth gaya hun, Jese neend to kabhi aai hi nahi.
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It had never been this spicy 🥵.
Bnda poori film bana skta he.
Ft. Class group
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Alhamdulillah ❤️.
Abdullah Shafique(his technique)
and Mohd. Rizwan played the most mature cricket. One boundary and then singles doubles,
Big up.
Elixir for this demotivated country and team.
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Everyone who got their name in the merit list. Sbko dil se Mubarakbad❤️.
You guys worked hard for it or Allah G se ro ro ke manga he, issi liye aage bhi Na-shukre nahi hona, jb thori boht mushkil aae to.
Welcome all!
Doctors 🩺.
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⏩ Shuru mn boht adrenaline rush hota he, about making a male female friend group,bas ese baat ho jaye, wese baat ho jaye. Aage ka to pata nahi first year ka aik bhi group nahi bacha.
[Mtlb nerd nahi banna (chahe boy ya girl ho), apko respectfully baat krni aati ho] (6/9)
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The way
@talhadost1150
and
@saad_hun_mein
transitioned from 1st year to 3rd year in front of these 2nd year Senior girls is just pure evil..😭
"Acha seedhe khare ho pehle"
Those little souls just wanted to sell tickets.
"Bhai ragging Wala zamana gaya ab"
they replied.
Ded 😂.
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Kaash I had brain cells and courage to start posting as soon as I got into medschool 🥲.
(Bhai free ke views hein)
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TOS made me freak out.
Akele TOS ko prhne ke lia poora hafta chahiye.
But I don't know why it took so much time for the date sheet, Mtlb literally 12 Jan ki jagah dobara 12 Jan likhna mein kitna time lgta he 🤦
Khair here we go again.
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Wanted to throw this out:
رمضان میں سر پہ دوپٹہ لے لینے سے ڈیٹنگ کرنا حلال نہیں ہو جاتا۔
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they will never like you or even talk to you unless apka baap itna kamata ho, apka chacha uss post pe ho, apka mama sadr ho)
⏩Attaining good marks doesn't depend on how good you are at listening lectures in class.
(Online lecture ki jitni jldi aadat dallo better he) (8/9)
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I am not so big of a guy, who has achieved exceptionally great Goals at this moment of my life lkin I have a tale to tell you. Maybe it will boost your morale.
(Ye MDCAT wali video mn nahi tha. Script mn kisi had tak likha, pr video mn nahi dala.) (1/13)
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"The reality is humein sirf utna hi Islam apni life mein chahiye jis se humein mushkil na ho."
Got goosebumps hearing this.
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N-73 is cooking right now in their collaboration reels with NAPS-NMU.
Big Up 🐐🙌🏻.
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Went home.
Slept from Sehri until 2:00 pm.
Life's good.
Alhamdulillah.
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Lol drew a tangential velocity graph and thinks he did something.
Flat earther scumbag 😂
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Leaving the memories of our final year (N-68) here.
(Basically it was the fooling day of our seniors)
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⏩Status conscious log are the worst people even un se bhi zaida jinhe flattering krna acha lagta he.
Hote Kam hi hein but ratio wise mostly, bare hi afsos ke saath they are day scholars.
(Shuru se hi apne raaste alag krlo, (7/9)
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In the long run, you are winning. Or darguzar krne par nakian alag or patience ki training alag. Dono haath faaida.
(Not only for peeps on my feed but also a reminder to myself)
(2/2)
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During Viva of your batch, how to ask the Maryam in the third row about viva question if she is surrounded by 3 other Maryams 🤦😵💫?
(kiyunke batch name wise bana he,
Or viva ke question ka pata lgna bhi zaroori he)
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LAST day of first year Proff(anatomy viva)
Watch here :
Agar time ho, faraghat ka waqt ho to zaroor.. give it a watch.
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2nd part of the journey is here. How the
#MDCAT
ended. Specifically the MDCAT day, and
the Huge question of did I make it?
Give it a watch.
Anything you want to say, DM is always open or you can simply comment.
Peace ❤️
#MDCAT2023
#mdcat_Test
#uhs
#pmdc
Filmed myself during the 2022 MDCAT journey for almost 11 months(325 days), and been editing it since then.
Arranging it in sequence and shortening its length were the two huge tasks with that much amount of data.
Link:
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Phew😌.
Seriously don't know what to do after 2 months of continuous drilling but I'm tired up to the core so I'll probably sleep.
Ye acha ho jaata,wo acha ho jaata... currently leaving everything behind.
Alhamdulillah, alhamdulillah alhamdulillah done with proff.
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Drop something and I'll tell what your profession would be in a parallel universe.
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⏩Still can write, lkin abhi ke lia yhi.
Mera POV he. Agree or disagree ye apke uper he. At least don't comment if you can't respect. (9/9)
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When Junaid Jamshed said:
"Wo manzar yaad aata he"
On Umrah, you come to know you have made your life tough yourself.
That 'Dil ka sukoon' you'll find here.
Because now you are actually remembering Allah. Your whole centre of attention is your prayers.
(1/2)
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It's just hard to be back 🥺.
Still,
Alhamdulillah ❤️.
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⏩You don't need to be skillful class mn aage rehne ke lia, if your are somewhat beautiful, that's pretty much it.
Han agar apko prasing ya flattering krna aati he tb bhi.
(Lkin phir bhi skillful persons apni jagah bana lete hein issi Liye zaida low feel nahi krna.) (5/9)
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Imagine if edicine comes back,
غالب یہ 10٪ attendance لے کر کہاں جاؤ گے۔
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mn yhi log baat krna to door, dekhna, aankh milana bhi pasand nahi krte.
Even you will say Salam and they will freaking ignore you.
(Apparently we can't break the cycle.
To bas aik khas had tk(below the belt se pehle pehle) carry on, or ukse baad just deny respectfully (4/9)
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So someone said this(the moment DH door opened after girls' attendance) while watching 3 of us go into DH at 11:30 (Jo ke end hone ka time he)
"Inka bhi apna hi level he."
And I can't stop laughing since. It was so unexpected tbh 😂.
We are hostelites. Na humari (1/2)
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"And do not walk through the Earth Exultantly, Indeed Allah does not like everyone self deluded and boastful"
Ayah 18- Surah Luqman.
And still we do the exact opposite.
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Unpopular opinion:
But there must be some Fatima Jinnah type College for boys only 💀.
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Slept straight after coming home..
Woke up b/w Asr and Maghrib and
By God I was in depression 🥹😭.
Why the trip ended so quick?
Nothing was and is still feeling good. 😔.
Missing every single moment so much,
laughs, riding, puns, jokes, hiking, .ಥ‿ಥ
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Just wanted to say,
کلاس میں لیٹ آنے پر اگر ٹیچر/ پروفیسر کچھ نہیں کہتے اور attendance سے نہیں روکتے، تو فضول میں کسی کی دکھتی رگ پہ ہاتھ نہیں آنا چاہیے۔ اگر ٹیچر attendance سے منع کر دے "جی بسم اللّٰہ" اور اگر لگنے دے تو کسی کے پاس یہ حق نہیں کہ وہ فضولیات بکتا پھرے۔
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(Continuation of ragging)
From asking questions that should strictly remain between you and Allah to doing anything(or anything se muraad literally kuch bhi) and using you like a tissue All under the umbrella ☔ of "Ye to bas INTERACTION he"
or phir baad (3/9)
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What have I just witnessed .
And the way, they pulled it off.
Prolly will go down as one of the greatest moments..
Bro, the GOATs.
@saad_hun_mein
@Awaiis_khan
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اپنے پڑھنے کا طریقہ بتایا۔ میں نے نوٹ کیا کہ وہ دو باتوں پہ مسکراۓ جو کہ اچھی بات ھے۔
I told them not to sleep less than 6 hours.
And whenever you feel down or bad, remember Allah (specifically Durood-Shareef)
یہ دعا والا پوائنٹ میں نے انھیں چار مرتبہ پورے جوش سے بتایا۔
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