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Here in greenhills one lady got fed up and shouted: "Yung mga nanghuhili ng Pokemon pwede tumabi at padaanin kaming may ginagawa sa buhay?"😂
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Cab driver: Kumain ka na?
Me: Huh? Ah, uhm...tapos na.
Cab driver: Anong kinain mo?
Me: Ha? Nag salad lang, light lun...
Cab driver: Babe teka lang ha...sir sorry po, asawa ko po kausap ko.
Me: 😶
#EarthPakiLulonAko
#NakaBluetoothPalaSiKuya
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I can't listen to Linkin Park songs in the same way ever again. You're not listening to a song, you're listening to a heart crying out.😭
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In the elevator, I was with an elder lady. No conversation, just a quick quiet ride to the ground floor. As we exited, she turned to me, smiled, and said “God bless.” It takes so little to be kind, yet in this harsh world, a bit of random kindness feels like gold.😊
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Alam mo yung ka-viber ko si baby🐳, tapos sakto pababa ako ng grab, so nung sabi ni manong, “salamat, ingat,” I absentmindedly answered, “ingat din labyu.” Wahaha! Biglang bawi, “ay sori kausap ko kasi kasintahan ko.” Yes folks, sa panic ko nagamit ko yung word na “kasintahan”😂
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Parang stressed si manong driver.
Manong: Grabe sir, ang trapik!
Also him: Ortigas? Good luck.
Also him: May meeting kayo? Text niyo na sila, male-late kayo.
Also him: Mga biyernes sir, dadating din tayo.
Also him: Sana sir hindi tayo abutan ng pasko sa daan.
😂😂😂😂😂
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*cough cough* Grabe, lubha ng sakit ko! Ni hindi ko kayang mag lava walk, este, lumakad. Ang bigat ng korona, este, bigat ng ulo ko. Taas pa ng lagnat ko, 9.875 preliminary score sa pre-pageant, este, 39.5C! Paki sabi kay boss di ako pasok sa top 5, este, makakapasok bukas.😷👑
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Congratulations to the new Miss Universe, Miss France! Wala kang ka-Paris! 😘
#MissUniverse
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I went to BDO kasi can’t seem to withdraw from the ATM. After several instructions, unsuccessful attempts, the teller asked for the card. After a few minutes, “Sir alam na po namin ang problema!” Me: Ano? Teller: “Ang ginamit niyo po kasi SM Advantage Card.”
#ParehoKasingBlue
😂
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(At a gas station in Sta. Rosa)
Gas boy: Ser cash lang po tayo ngayon ha!
Me: Okay.
(After filling up the gas tank)
Gas boy: Ser may card po kayo?
Me: Ah okay, oo meron!
Gas boy: Naku sorry ser, cash lang po tayo ngayon.
Me: 🤯
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During a quiet moment I muttered, “We did it, Catriona,” kahit hindi naman kami magkakilala, haha! Just goes to show, when a country’s representative wins in an international arena, be it beauty or sports, they do it not just for themselves but for their country. I thank you.👑
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Puwede kayang mahiram yung red gown ni Catriona? Kailangan kong bumili ng corned beef eh.😝
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Dapat ang tanong sa Q&A: “How much relief do you feel now that you no longer have to go up against the bonggacious Miss Philippines?”😂
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Congrats U.P.!❤️ May “kilala” ako na freshman sa UPD the last time nag-champion ang Maroons. Si Benjie Paras pa nun.🤣🤣🤣
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I just said hi to a guy who looks exactly like my friend. Of course the minute I said, “How are you?” I realized this was NOT my friend. So in our 5-minute “catch up,” I learned that he changed jobs, tatlo na anak nila, at nagwo-work ang intermittent fasting sa kanya.😂
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Stuck along the wonderfully congested C5. Yung “no single driver” rule sa EDSA, imagine mo may saksak ka sa kanang binti, tinanggal mo yung kutsilyo sa kanan, tapos sinaksak mo sa kaliwa. Ganun din, hindi ka pa rin makalakad, nilipat mo lang yung pilay sa ibang paa.😖
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Me: Boss, Jetstar?
Guard: Jetstar? Naku, maling airport po kayo!
Me: HAAA???
Guard: Joke! Diyan po.
Heart attack sense of humor mo manong.😵
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10 thoughts on Hello, Love, Goodbye
1 Watching on its 3rd(?) week, to be fair, puno pa rin. To the point na amoy ko yung expired deodorant ni kuya sa kailwa at dinig ko yung bawat nguya ni lola ng chips sa likod.
2 I…
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Uy may shooting ang Star Cinema sa condo namin! Ehem ehem, direk, baka kailangan ninyo ng extra na naglalaro ng Pokemon sa background, yung saktong cute lang, mukhang mabait na ang tanging kasalanan sa buhay, ay ang magmahal ng palihim.😝
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Isipin nalang natin, mas bad trip ang mga Colombians, 1st runner-up nanaman.😝
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Good morning! Just overheard nuggets of wisdom in between bites of eggs and sausages: “Just because you got away with it, doesn’t mean it’s right. Ang tama laging tama, ang mali laging mali. You can do whatever you want, just make sure you know which is which.”👏🏼
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😱 Hala, ang macho ni kuya! Sino tong boyband member na to???🤣🤣🤣
@RX931
@chicogarcia
@hazelhottie
@Markkistroem
#TheMorningRush
#MySadReality
before TikTok happened ✌️
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Lumindol daw? Pero mabilis lang. So, isa siyang...earthquick?😳
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Quote of the day:
Hazel: Buy me munchkins.
Rica: Half a dozen?
Hazel: No, six pieces lang.
#BaligtadNaAngMundo
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Someone asked for a selfie, and after the shot, she said, “Please say hi to Jackie Chanak!” To which I replied, “Sure! I’ll tell him when I see him!” After which I realized, “Teka, ako din yun diba?”😂 Masyado na yatang intense ang internalization ko.😝
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Talagang terno ang Top 3? Parang: Here is your Destiny's Child, who will emerge as Beyonce?"
#MissUniverse
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I think I just reached the pinnacle of my Pokémonhood. As I entered the condo (playing PoGo of course), the guard said, “Good evening, sir Pikachu!”😂
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Anyare, 2016? May galit ka ba? Sama ng loob? Sana pinag-usapan muna natin, hindi yung bigla ka nalang magwawala. Grabe ka. Last na yan ha?
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I just heard the finest collection of grammatical pet peeves in one short sentence: “Ang nag-made kasi kay product, si Japan.”😂
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Nakakasaar to! Sige na nga, to prove na di yan totoo, tara guest ka ulit.🤣
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(Rica buys coffee for us)
Rica to me: "One latte for this fine gentleman!"
Rica to Gino: "O, latte."
😂😂😂
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Airline crew: Zone B ready for boarding! Zone B!!!
Mom: Ano daw anak?
Kid: Mga zombie daw puwede na mag board.
😂
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Quote of the Day:
Me: There’s a superstition that you shouldn’t serve bitter dishes during a wedding.
Rica: Ay, favorite ko pa naman ang SWEET and SOUR.
Me and Hazel: 😳😳
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Recep: Sir, baka interesado kayo sa face control.
Me: Ha? Ano yung face control, parang acting classes?
Recep: Hindi sir, face control, yung mga pumapatay sa ipis, anay, daga, ganun!
Me:😳
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Being a bullied kid, the mutant outcasts X-Men were my refuge. The message that different can also mean special, hit close to home. Thank you
@TheRealStanLee
for the gift of friendship. You didn’t know me, but you and your gifted youngsters were some of this loser’s best friends.
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Dear beloved malls, pag September 1, kailangan ba talagang puro Christmas songs agad? Atat? 😂🎅🏻🌲
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(At a fastfood)
Server: “Sir, wala na po kaming rib part, okay lang po ba kung thigh part nalang?”
Me: (in my head) “Para mo kong tinanong, ‘Sir, wala na po kaming pako na may kalawang, okay lang po ba kung diamonds nalang?’”
😂
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May nadinig ako nagsisigawan, so takbo naman ako kasi may pinagkakaguluhan, akala ko kung sinong Hollywood celebrity! Pag dating ko, promise, yung dumating pala...si Jollibee.😂
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Bakit ba pag umuulan, tsaka mo biglang naiisip kung saan papunta ang buhay mo?😝
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Haha thanks! Ikaw din sa out-of-country shoot niyo. Magdala ng madaming mask!😂😷
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Si Catriona lang ang naka-red, lahat naka white. Siya pa ang nasa gitna. It’s a sign?🤞🏼
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Off-air quote of the day:
@ricaggg
“Grabe, may bird na muntik nang humampas sa mukha ko kanina!”
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Charlie Puth should put up a nail salon in Manila, and call it, “Puth Spa.”😝
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Guys saklolo, kung nasa EDSA kayo southbound, pag may nakita kayong white na Nissan Almera na may umiiyak na DJ sa likod, abutan niyo naman ako ng coleman o lata ng fita, kahit anong pwedeng wiwian!😭
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Coffee is life. Whoever discovered/invented coffee as a beverage ought to be elevated as among humanity’s greatest, together with Galileo, Edison, Mozart, and Beyonce.☕️
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Feeling ko lahat bukas, papasok sa office, male or female, straight or gay, may kembot ang lakad, with matching slo-mo twirl.
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(Sa tiangge)
Guy: Nakuwento ko na ba sa iyo? May sakit ako sa puso.
Girl: Ha??? Kelan pa?😫
Guy: Mula nung nalaman kong may boypren ka na.😭
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Catriona came in fourth! AS THE FOURTH MISS UNIVERSE FOR THE PHILIPPINES!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats Catriona Gray!!!!!!!!! We love you!!!!!!!!😍
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While watching the sunset here in El Nido, I saw little boys swimming shouting to some girls on the shore. It was the shortest love story ever.
Boy: Labyu!
Girl: Pakyu!
The end.🤣
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Yay, we’re airing August and September 2019 episodes of The Morning Rush while we’re quarantined so you don’t have to miss the show! Please please please take care, everyone!❤️❤️❤️
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Ate 1: Magko-commute ka mamaya?
Ate 2: Hahatid ako ng boyfriend ko.
Ate 1: Ikaw na. May jowa na, may kotse pa. Ako eto, single, magji-jeep.
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Ponyta naman ang trapikachu ditto! Ang slowpoke ng mga carmander kasi squirtle ang ulan. Ang krabby at drowzee na ng drivers. Ako snorlax na
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(In Eastwood)
BF takes selfie with GF, then they both check the photo.
GF: Ang taba ko!
BF: 😶
GF: Hoy! Ang sabi ko, “ANG TABA KO!!!”
BF: Ay, sori babe, hindi kaya, ang payat mo kaya!
GF: Ayan! Umayos ka.
#HowToTrainYourBoyfriend
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Dear Ateng may sipon: Is it asking too much to ask you to cover your mouth when you sneeze? Hassle ba? Abala ba sa busy sked mo? Sobra bang nayurakan ang karapatang pantao mo? Or type mo lang talaga mag-hasik ng germs? Curious lang ang taong bayan. Tanong lang ng madlang people😝
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Have you ever gotten so tired na feeling mo pati kaluluwa mo pagod?😝
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(Quote of the day)
Me: Thanks to everyone for making us trend number two in the Philippines!
Rica: Happy Birthday!!!
Me and Hazel: 🤔🤔
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Currently shooting our first ever episode with
@DelamarArias
and
@ginoboi
for our latest “project.” Tweet us any question you want! Tag all three of us!😝
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Quote of the day: Courtesy of
@ricaggg
“ Favorite ko talaga yung picture ng clouds taken from outside the plane!”
#BuwisBuhayPhotography
😂
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I think I just overheard one of the most unflattering question your kid could ask you out loud in public: “Mama, bakit ang taba ng kilikili mo?”😂
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Happy 22nd Anniversary to The Morning Rush! With so many evolutions of the show in those 22 years, I’m pretty sure you have your own preferences on which is the “better” (or best) version…
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At chinese resto:
Me: Isang congee.
Miss: Ay wala na pong congee.
Me: Ano pa ang wala na?
Miss: Lahat meron, congee lang ang wala.
Me: Sige isang almond lychee.
Miss: Ay wala na rin po nun.
Me: Last na to, chicken noodle.
Miss: Meron po!
After 10 minutes ang dumating, siomai.
🤦🏻♂️
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No choice but to be okay. Ganyan naman sila, papaasahin ka, tapos iiwan sa ere (on-ere). Wala naman akong pinaparinggan diyan... cc:
@DelamarArias
@ginoboi
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Quote Of The Day.
Markki: Here’s your money, the coffee’s my treat.
Me: Wow! Why?
Markki: Kasi diba I owe you money pa? Me: Hindi TREAT ang tawag dun! BAYAD and tawag dun!
😂😂😂
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Dapat every end of the year, we’re given a “human being report card.” Were we decent human beings? Were we productive members of society? Did we do more good than harm? Tapos lahat chismisan kung sinong valedictorian at kung sino mga bagsak, haha!
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Hehe I just saw a home business selling longganisa, and their brand name: Longganern. 😂
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You know those moments in life when you protest, “Bakit ganun???” And you realize the simple answer is, “Kasi ganun.”😢
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Quote of the day:
Rica: “Thank you for playing Sta. Rita by Shawn Mendes.”
😂😂😂
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Alimuom: Singaw ng tigang na lupa kapag biglang nadiligan.
Use in a sentence: “Yung barkada naming NBSB, finally nakipag-date kagabi! Grabe, amoy alimuom kaninang umaga!”😂
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Natawa ko sa security check ni miss tikoy, ang strict! Madaming tao, sabay-sabay nagbayad. So she comes back with my change, “Sir, kayo po ba nagbigay ng isang libo?” Me: “Oo.” Her: “Sige nga, magkano binigay niyo?” Me: “Uh, isang libo?” Her: “Okay.” (Gives me change)😂
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Update sa movie shooting sa condo: Since hindi pa ko nadi-discover, bigla akong humagulgol sa lobby, tapos humalakhak, tapos nag flying kick, tapos sumigaw na parang may nakitang multo! Malay mo mapansin ang acting range. May slogan na nga ako “Sing galing, pero di sing mahal!”😝
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Yung lakad ni Rabiya sa swimsuit comp parang yung lakad mo pag nakita mo yung bagong jowa ng ex mo, tapos mas maganda ka.
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Dad taking a photo of his two kids at the kiddie pool: “Hug kayo! Sige na, kahit akbay nalang! Cmon, pretend you love each other!!!”😂😂😂
#IGlifeIsReal
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Alam ko namang napakalaking blessing na yung angking talino at husay at cuteness at humility na ibinigay sa mga taga-UP. Pero siguro naman yung tanging ipinagkait sa amin for the past 32 years, eh puwede nang ipatikim muli.
#UPFight
#LabanMaroons
#LabanAdamLevine
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OMG all this time I’ve been singing Dynamite wrong! Apparently it’s “Cup of milk let’s rock and roll,” but I’ve been singing it as “Kapamilya let’s rock and roll!”😂
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Grabe ang awkward talaga bumili ng flowers pag Valentines! Alam mo yung feeling na lahat ng makasalubong mo are saying “Yiheeee!” in their heads? Kahit yung guard sa condo may ngiti as if saying “Eeeee elem ke keng pere kenene yen!”😂
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Our house sits right on top of the West Valley fault. So every time there's a quake, I ask myself, "Is it my fault?"😥
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Good night, Hidilyn! Thank youuu! Love, the Filipinos.❤️🇵🇭
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Happiest of Birthdays
@ginoboi
! Sorry ha, hindi naman sa pumapangalawa ka kay Kween Cat, pero alam mo na...😝 I’m sure you understand.😂
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Begra, nakaka-setbwi yung mga tadbalig na tasalits ladtu ng lodi, werpa, at petmalu. Ketba, patrops, ketba?😂
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“I-viber mong minsan, ay muling magbabaliiiiiik sa yo…” Diba sabi ko sa yo, hinding-hindi kita malilimutan, Gio Villamor! And just like that, we have a podcast, OnlyFun! Pease naman, favor, besticles, follow us on Spotify. New episodes come out every Wednesday!❤️
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May putok na nakakagalit no? Yung iinit ulo mo, yung nakakabastos ng pagkatao, yung pepersonalin mo, yung nananadya, yung parang galit siya sa yo kaya di siya naligo. Gusto ko siyang sapakin tulad ng pananapak ng BO niya sa ilong ko.😆
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Pag Thailand ang nanalo, sasabihin ni Steve Harvey: "And Miss Universe is...it's a Thai!" 😂
#MissUniverse
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(Overheard)
Girl 1: Bea, ang chaka ko dito sa picture na kinuha mo!!!
Girl 2: Hello, yan kaya ang mukhang nakikita namin araw-araw.
Girl 1: Bes (awkward pause) masyado kang honest.
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OMG who’s Ghana win? If parehong nanalo si South Africa and Sri Lanka, then it’s a Thai!😝
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Yaya: Ser, ano pong hinahanap niyo?
Me: Kailangan ko lang yung payslip ko.
Yaya: HA??? Ser bata ka pa, hindi niyo pa kailangan magpa-banat ng mukha!
Me: PAYSLIP, hindi FACELIFT!😂
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Cardiologist!!!!!!!!! May 30-ish radio DJ na hindi kinakaya ang Miss U!!!!!!!!! Go Catriona!!!!!!!!!! Slay kweeeeeeeen!!!!!!!
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We don't know yet how Pres Rody will measure up compared to past leaders,but one thing is for sure: he makes the MOST entertaining speeches.
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When a Rattata keeps escaping, ang feeling parang binasted ka ng pangit. Parang gusto mong sabihan ng, "Akala mo kung sinong kagandahan!" 😂
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Good luck sa kausap ni manong sa telepono: “Sige, magkita nalang tayo sa McDonut.”😂
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Me: Isang hot brewed milk tea.
Server: Sir you mean iced brewed milk tea, pero hot?
Me: Hala siya o.
Diplomatic Chico told Sarcastic Chico to shut up.😝
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I’m leaving for Japan tomorrow, a decison I made less than a week ago, and now I’m completely tarantated.😝
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Ano ba to, beauty contest o oral recitation ng Araling Panlipunan? Daanin nalang natin sa bilyar to!
#MissUniverse
#Philippines
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Sayang, kung kay MJ tinanong yan, she could have said: "Greatest contribution? Manny effing Pacquiao, bitches! I thank you." *takes crown*
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You HAVE to watch Avengers: Infinity War today! Even if you don’t know the difference between Hulk and Shrek, watch it, kung ayaw niyong ma-OP bukas sa usapan sa pantry!😂
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The table next to us has a toddler watching Baby Shark on her tablet. It's taking all my strength not to dance...😑
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