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HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO GET SUGA AND AGUST D ON THE SAME ALBUM BRO
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I CANT BELIEVE TAEHYUNG MISSED SILK SONIC TO CRASH BINGO NIGHT AT THE REC CENTER
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I FINALLY GOT MY WEDDING PHOTOSLDMSLDNKSDNFKDJDK
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jimin realizing he forgot to let taehyung and jungkook out of his suitcase
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"i'd die for you" "i'd kill for you" okay but would you drink water and eat a healthy meal for me? would you be well rested for me?
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you’re telling me we have to do this 6 more times???????????
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okay then explain this
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WHAT DID NAMJOON NEED THOSE EXTRA 24 HOURS IN AMERICA FOR 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
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girl what do u mean yoongi’s only completed 50% of his service he’s been gone for like 8 years i can’t keep living like this
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it’s always “wyd?” and never “what's poppin' girl? 또 만났네 what's wrong with you?”
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my cousin (a normie) just said bts releasing content during their enlistments is “like them going on vacation and making sure they have someone to water the plants while they’re gone, army is the plants”
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can’t wait to watch the smile fade from my dad’s face when he realizes the only reason i’m bringing steph curry up at the dinner table tonight is just another one of my elaborate ploys to talk about bts
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DURING WOMENS HISTORY MONTH
“War of Hormone” has surpassed 100 MILLION streams on Spotify, it is
@BTS_twt
108th song to do so!
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he’s thinking about the systemic oppression women face in the workforce
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TAEHYUNG TOLD EVERYONE TO TURN ON THEIR PHONE FLASHLIGHTS DURING HIS ENDING MENTS ON D4 AND THEN NEVER MENTIONED IT AGAIN BFJSJDJEJEFJ HE REALLY SAID “GOOD LUCK CALLING AN UBER WITH UR 1% BATTERY IDIOTS”
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he’s literally hosting hugapalooza
What if military Changed Jin into a serious man ?
I'm scared 😭😭😭😭
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ONE OF MY FRIENDS GOT FILM FROM MY WEDDING DEVELOPED AND IM LOSIFNG YM MINDLFKDCKMDKSM
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if you want to date me you have to defeat my 7 evil hyperfixations
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exactly a year ago at ptdla we botched the army bomb wave bc NAMJOON GAVE US BAD INSTRUCTIONS!!!! and then those 7 CLOWNED AND GASLIT US FOR MONTHS AFTERWARDS LIKE IT WAS OUR FAULT?!?!!??! JOON’S INSTRUCTIONS WERE UNCLEAR AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!!!!!
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when yoongi takes off his agust d wig to reveal he’s also suga from bts
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they had a hybe intern make a highlight reel with capcut so we could see the first 30 mins we missed
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i wanna see bts in concert as much as the next guy but i think we need to stop putting so much pressure on them for a world tour when they’ve made it very clear that they want/need rest and time for individual growth. bts knows what’s best for bts, trust their process.
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who’s gonna tell seokjin that the big headed astronaut infant didn’t babysit us like it was supposed to
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bts songs that i think are siblings:
anpanman + gogo
ytc + lgo
answer: love myself + wab: the eternal
pied piper + dimple
like + coffee
idol + fire
attack on bangtan + run bts
mikrokosmos + magic shop
paradise + 134340
house of cards + bs&t
dionysus + mic drop
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none of my normie friends or family have checked on me yet like do i even matter to any of you
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when ur competing in the military talent show but ur opponent is kim seokjin
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i buy albums to ensure hoseok can keep wearing fun lil hats
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first dance as a married couple but it’s seokjin’s spine breaker choreography
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starting to think taehyung is a victorian time traveler who is here to warn us of impending doom but went on a side quest and joined bts instead
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the first time i listened to life goes on agust d ver.
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just waiting for him to walk off screen and come back wearing the bad day pajamas
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that’s a normal sized zipper he’s just a lil guy
I’m sorry im sad and all but WHAT IS UP WITH YOONGIS ZIPPER LMAOO
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when that that released i immediately said “i’m dancing to this at my wedding” and last night i danced to that that at my wedding
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"he'll get a bear birthday cake"
“he'll get a tiger birthday cake"
taehyung on the golf course with no plans of going live:
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y’all are so foul joon’s never had to write any numbers after 7 before we’re experiencing history as he figures it out
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yoongi biases are so misunderstood like yea i would go to jail defending the people i love and i’m fueled by revenge but i also cry very easily and i just want to be held but also don’t touch me
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he’s gonna sing about making ur own doctors appointments and paying more than the monthly minimum on ur credit cards
how does one get even MORE mature than fucking 7 days a week
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jungkook’s making up for the drought by using every social media platform in a span of 30 mins he’s going live on linkedin next
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who is everyone’s favorite princess on disney+ ??? mine is jhope
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louder than bombs this, paradise that, WHAT ABOUT JUSTICE FOR MY GIRL 2ND GRADE
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have i ever mentioned how much i LOVE sports???? specifically BASKETBALL????? something something point guard something something free throw something something golden girl warriors something something yoongi please pick me
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bangtantv editors: who could the first special guest on suchwita be?
namjoon:
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IM FUXCCKING CRYIGN U CAN HEAR THE “🤨🏳️🌈❓” IN OUR VOICESNDKFJSJDKSKDM
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the feminine urge to chew on min yoongi like a gummy vitamin
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it is such a privilege to love and be loved by bts. we are so immensely lucky to be on earth at the same time as them.
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what do you mean “bts are serving” ?????? they’ve BEEN serving
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BOY WITH LUV AT MY WEDDING WITH
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FT. OUR OFFICIANT WITH THE YOONGI CUTOUTODNFKDNDKDN
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my first comeback as a fresh newborn army was film out which was very cool and sexy of me but do y’all know how confused i was scrolling the timeline after watching the mv??? tf you mean seokjin is stuck in space time purgatory and he’s gotta save the rest of bts from thanos??
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this is the “Hello. This is BIGHIT MUSIC.” final boss
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you do not love your faves as much as you say you do if you’re having these knee-jerk vitriolic reactions whenever their art is interpreted as queer coded, let alone the suggestion they themselves could be queer.
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i hope yoongi knows that his honesty & vulnerability when sharing his outlook on life never go unappreciated. he’s saved so many of us with the way he confronts life’s hardships and destigmatizes the feelings we’ve been conditioned to view as “bad.” he normalizes those feelings-
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i just know the weverse shipping on that thing is gonna cost as if they’re shipping seokjin himself to me
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yoongi incorporating that little “mwah” smooch into his verse on bwl might be the most fucked up thing he’s ever done
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does this mean i get a discount at applebee’s now since i’m a military wife
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yoongi with jimin before he leaves to the airport for tour
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namjoon’s music is for hot people with severe mental illnesses and poor coping skills who need something to help ground them during a psychotic break
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i really just blindly put my personal info on anything with bts’ name on it like i could have just agreed to be launched into the sun aboard the first borahae spaceship and have no idea bc i didn’t read any of the terms and conditions
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NAH I KNEW JIMIN WAS GIVING LEGO WAY TOO MUCH FREE PRODUCT PLACEMENT ON HIS BIRTHDAY LIVE
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this is the most jimin thing jimin’s ever jimined, so jimin of him, very very jimin
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armys are just bts’ ipad kids and they’re our cocomelon
okay but like i’m sure they have enough content created to keep us occupied
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I TOLD MYSELF IF I CANT AFFORD ALL OF THEM THEN IM NOT BUYING ANY OF THEM AND IM STICKING TO IT!!!!! I AM A WOMAN OF STRENGTH AND WILLPOWER!!!! NO GAY LIL PICTURE BOOK IS GONNA BREAK ME!!!! I DONT EVEN CARE!!!
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after jimin had expressed how he wanted to come and go quietly, without sharing his appearance. after he’s spoken at length about his view/relationship with masculinity. there were still freaks pushing him to show his hair, saying how “cute” and “shy” he was when he gave in-
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jungkook on february 1st, 2023 when he realized he can go live whenever he wants and not get fired
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the queer urge to want jungkook but also want to be jungkook but also want to chew on jungkook like a gummy bear or a polly pocket dress but also want to braid flowers into jungkook’s hair but also want to share jungkook’s clothes with him in an exclusively platonic way but also
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just letting u guys know that when the day comes where yoongi finally uses that little hair tie on his wrist to pull his hair back into a ponytail or a bun y’all will see me on the news
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but wait if we’re gay and bts gay then who’s driving the bus?!?!??!?!!??!!?
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i think we are a little too calm about taehyung being the width of two (2) tannies now
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any time a member of the rapline posts a pic from their studio with 30 different liquids on the table i know my days are numbered
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yeah so i’m really depending on the rest of these photofolios to be as tame as possible bc i can’t keep living like this i’m gonna need seokjin’s to just be pics of him playing a wii and yoongi’s to be pics of him at various hardware stores please i’m begging
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gonna tell my kids this is jesus christ
I just think that maybe the universe is trying to tell us something
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I GO BY THE NAME OF MONSTER
WELCOME TO THE MONSTER PLAZA
THIS A CYPHER IM A RIDER
IMA RIDE IT LIKE A BIKER
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THERE WAS A MISCOMMUNICATION JIMIN WAS NEVER ATTENDING THE MET GALA IT WAS YOONGI WHO WAS ATTENDING ALL ALONG
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