Today I encountered a guy who was talking about attending Star Trek conventions & i whispered "i'll tell you a secret, i'm the Federation President" and I'm 97% certain he thought i was just some delusional lunatic.
So anyway, this is why i don't talk about work in real life.
As the last few episodes of Star Trek Discovery get closer I cannot believe ALL THE SECRETS WE'VE KEPT THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME.
So many secrets. So so many secrets.
You guys are in for a treat.
#StarTrekDiscovery
#Secrets
#SoMany
@johnaugust
Your impulse to remind us to express our love today is such an act of generosity from the seat of grief. Thank you. And I'm so terribly sorry for this loss.
I'll never understand why some people tag the artists when shit posting about the film or tv show we're a part of. I mean, I'm FINE with you not liking it...but why sit on my front lawn and screech about how much you hate it? Get some other hobbies.
The 4th season of THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE is amazingly good. If you had told me 10 years ago that I could watch something as challenging and involving as this ON TELEVISION, I wouldn’t have believed you.
@adribbleofink
I was flown to Paris under the guise of a modelling gig only to be introduced to a member of the Saudi royal family who offered me a 'girlfriend position' with the selling feature of "being allowed to return to Canada to live and only see him a few times a year."
November 15 we’ll say farewell to these characters and our
#HighCastle
world.
I think you’re gonna like it... Also, I say ‘tremendous’ a lot when I’m nervous...apparently.
If you click on anything TMZ you are 100% a part of the problem. Stop it.
Frankly, the same goes for any tabloid outlet. They rot your mind & vaporize kindness all while polluting our society.
I was ambitious in my career for about 4 months in 2019. That's it. Besides that, I think I've been just sort of content to have a job. Honestly...this is my life hack.
Tell your cousin on Facebook that the reason flu numbers are down is people are washing their hands and not touching their faces or other people. It's not a deep state conspiracy...it's literally what posters in public bathrooms have been telling us to do for 40 years.
Some dude I apparently met at The Commodore 15 years ago just drunk dialled me, told me he's "going through his rolodex" and asked if I'm "still hot."
So we've now hit that point in quarantine.
I don't know Yashar personally, but I feel connected to him through his Twitter-self. This post is an example of why.
I too have had these nights in the past year...and then it passed...because life & feelings are fluid.
I hope this👇🏻is just what someone needs to read today.
1. On Tuesday night when I went to bed I was hoping I wouldn't wake up in the morning. I hadn't done anything to take my own life, I just hoped that something would happen and I wouldn't wake up. Last night when I went to bed, I had the same feeling.
YOU GUYS! The pilot just announced that our delay is due to a large shipment of hamsters on the inbound flight who got loose and peed and pooped all over the baggage hold. I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.
Me? My immediate concern is the wellbeing of all da wibble stowaway hamsters. 🥺
If four seasons of High Castle taught me anything, it's that a great deterrent to touching your face is wearing bright red lipstick. Try it. You too, guys.
My tolerance for comments on my body are at a hard zero. I'm done laughing it off. It's enough. Find another hobby you rotting bag of rat mucus soaked in horse urine & entitlement.
Solid advice for us non-Indian lovers of Indian food:
Even if you *think* you can handle spice, ALWAYS order the mild. Don't play...this is no time for your heroics.
...And so it comes to its conclusion...how very lucky we are to have told these stories. And how very lucky am I to have collected friends who will be with me far beyond our HC world. My heart is full. I'm really proud of what we created.
"It's very exciting to have the final, and I believe, best season, come out." -
@FredrikSewell
. John Smith turns for the final season of The Man in the
#HighCastle
on November 15.
Yeah...i know I'd make a great mother. I'd also make a great lawyer, but I'm not doing that either. You feel inclined to state I'll regret that one day too? Ma'am, kindly fuck off with your projected fears.
We do a fictional TV show about living under fascist rule.
To be clear: anti-semitism is bad.
Racism: bad.
Promulgating hatred & bigotry: bad.
Nazis: BAD.
So don’t be confused...I’m pro-choice, liberal minded & feminist AF.
Also Canadian, but Rufus is teaching me to block trolls.
I'm supposed to start my taxes today. So naturally I've just completed food prep for the week, washed the floors, sterilized every kitchen knob and think it's super important to give myself a mani/pedi now. Like right now. It can't wait.
I just learned that you can mute all the responses to any given tweet and the silence is magical. Because, for the love of gawd, that really escalated.
Our industry is broken. The hours we've normalized are damaging & dangerous. Crew being expected to sacrifice their relationships, bodies & mental health so we can produce entertainment is asinine, shameful & unnecessary.
I stand with
@IATSE
...and I'm betting I'm in good company.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's okay to not be in the mood for talking to people. Just because you're not busy doesn't mean you have to be available.
#QuarantineLife
The lyrebird can mimic any sound.
The lyrebird's syrinx is the most complexly-muscled of the songbirds — giving the lyrebird extraordinary ability, unmatched in vocal repertoire and mimicry.
Sounds like a video game...
Alright America. I love you guys. Checking out of social media for the day because: mental health.
Plan to mask up & roam the streets of Toronto while grooving to good music & be awash with HOPE.
Don't fuck it up!!
xo Your Canadian NeighboUr.
An epic conclusion requires much preparation. Go behind-the-scenes with the cast and crew of The Man in the
#HighCastle
. Watch the final season now on
@PrimeVideo
:
I was planning to start one of my psychotic-probably-disordered-eating-cleanses this week but now that World War III is on the table it seems like I should just eat the fucking carbs.
**i am not a nutritionist or life coach. never follow my lead.**
I just made a spinach salad for lunch 11 months into a global pandemic EVEN THOUGH pizza was an option and I'd like to know where to collect my goddam trophy.
Psst...hey you...
You are a beautiful and worthy being who deserves to be prioritized and loved.
Oh! Also: boundaries are a kindness. They're hard, but they're free.
Adjust accordingly.
I just made a vegan, gluten free caesar salad with smoked tofu. I am not a vegan, celiac or vegetarian….so to answer your question, yes, I do live in Vancouver.
I don't know who needs to hear this* but free speech means the government won't limit speech...it doesn't mean there will be no consequences for what you choose to say OR preclude a private company from firing you for saying things they deem damaging.
*just kidding. i do know.
Shoppers Cashier: And do you qualify for the seniors discount?
Me:
Her: It would save you 20%!
Me:
Her: ....we're offering it to people over 55 today...
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: Sorry.
Me:
Her: Have a nice day!
Me: Little late for that.
I posted my rage towards the NRA after one of the 100s of shootings last year, causing people to angrily defending it & try to shame me.
So I'll be crystal clear this time: Fuck the NRA. They are absolutely complicit. And don't fucking @ me defending enablers of terrorism.
Me? Oh just researching 'how to talk to someone you love who's gone down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories without losing patience and your everlasting mind.' Happy Monday.
It is the responsibility of every Canadian to learn our history. Learn of the horrors our country allowed.
I feel sick over this.
If you will, take a minute to just imagine this…
1/
A squirrel just fell off the side of my house, bounced off my head and landed in the tangled extension cord of the leaf blower I was carrying, at which point i screamed 'HOLY SHIT BALLS' and threw it to the ground, where it ran for its life.
I'm basically a Disney princess now.
BESIDE myself with explosive excitement for tv hub's goddamn EMMY NOMINATION!!! Rufus, you're the bee's knees and they got this one RIGHT!! xox
@FredrikSewell
I don't know that I've earned the Pulitzer, but I DID just talk my 77 year old Mom through successfully setting up a browser and a search engine AND explain the difference over the phone...so just go ahead and let me know where the ceremony is being held.