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How the harbingers managed to get signora's ashes
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Ball point pen exists in teyvat???
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Happy Birthday, #Kaveh ! #GenshinImpact Perfect timing! I'm doing some sketching here. I recently had a conversation with someone, and since it's for the illustration of an old book, we believe featuring Aranara would be a great choice. They are full of life and are able to lift
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Alhaitham is escaping from the office group lunch!
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Wip someone is escaping from the office group lunch
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sir sin city 🍉
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Can someone draw they babygirl like this
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Save kaveh's back!!
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JAEGERPILOT ON ART FIGHT | 🌊
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the weighted blanket isn’t enough i need to be put in a contraption
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Love how everyone's mention this guy 🤝
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It's called somehow specifically mmm, I don't remember
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Friendly reminder that He
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⚢ Cherry / Soleil 🎀
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the genshin fandom’s biggest mistake was taking alhaitham’s deadpan tone and bluntness as seriousness when that mf is actually the silliest goose in teyvat
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Swirls of shamshir sounds like an argument to me
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I love how PoP contestants are hotshots and there's Layla, 19, student
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They lost Collei in the forest! Help them find collei #cynonari
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Boring couple doing boring couple things (they get along and like each other)
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REST IN PIECES ALHAITHAM HAHAHAHAHA
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Kaveh would like to know if you Lift
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The tiles are too beautiful #kavetham #haikaveh
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When your friend commissions you but he has really bad taste #cyno #kaveh
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Excited for 4.6
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Happy 2024 Wishing everyone a very Financial Freedom to buy whatever silly thing they want And wishing artists people like alhaitham who will appreciate their art
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Kaveh's vision story is funny because everyone else gets their vision all shining shimmering and splendid and he gets his vision all goopy and covered in crumbs and olive oil
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Update: in genshin terms, I got grand sage'd so I'm busier now
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Thinking of how every male parental figure of cyno had major fuck ups and he's trying his hardest not to do that with collei
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Haitham if kaveh didn't nag him to clean his house
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8 months
Meme dump
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Professor Kaveh #kavetham #haikaveh
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7 months
He's always nicer to children and paimon
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mastani 🌻 টিয়া
7 months
am I experience alhaitham withdrawal syndrome or this much friendlier than he usually is with us
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2 months
Kinda ???? About his eyebrows being brown while he has gray green hair otherwise.... Did he used to have brownish hair like his dad and ended up prematurely gray or is he using kaveh's eyebrow pencil
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Gossip
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Commit it to memory #kavetham #haikaveh
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Sunny days are for doing nothing at all #kavetham #haikaveh
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Sunny days are for doing nothing at all #kavetham #haikaveh
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When your husband is lawful good and you're true neutral #cynonari #GenshinImpact
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OLD MAN KAVEH GIVING CRITICISMS TO CONSTRUCTION SITES HE PASSES BY
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I need ppl to remember kavehs first love is architecture if yall think he'd retire early think again. He's in this archi shit for life
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Haitham in the cafe kaveh designed: Hthm: did you know... Waiter: ... that architect kaveh specially designed these mechanical birds for this cafe? Yes this is one of its attractions Hthm: ... yes Waiter: may I take your order now? Hthm: ...coffee
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@valukashunaluvr In game equivalent of naming their kids "persia" or "christian"
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The way everyone in the akademiya have 0 awareness of whatever is happening outside their darshan now makes sense since they apparently never had gen ed subjects and just straight have a major at age 13
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@kazuhadoodle Rest in pieces kazuha
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#AlhaithamWeek2024 Sorry I was busy spending my weekend doing things but here's part 1 of day 1: A scribes daily life
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6 months
Activated starshrooms with cyno, collei and tighnari
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Reduce, Reuse, Recycle feat professor Kaveh #kavetham #haikaveh
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Zaha Hadi and Cyrus definitely have something going on because these two yap about each other as much as kaveh about haitham
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@carnivorie Huh what if it's how he makes 3d models with mehrak
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Thinking of the astronomical amount of rizz kaveh's dad has to get his mom, and how he inherited none of it....
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An attentive student #haikaveh #kavetham
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5 months
Sumeru Archon Quest Team
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🐉 Huitzilin Flores 🦖(Comms Open)
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Time to bring this banger back
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“My beloved’s love is on the far side. The river is between our bodies; The waters are mighty at flood-time, A crocodile waits in the shallows." #haikaveh #kavetham
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Please see the vision
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Anna ✨
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bro knows that kaveh used the exact same phrase... they're truly linked by souls
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5 months
Still thinking that collei's jewelry being so fancy for a young girl is because of cyno walking into a store, asking the owner about Trendy Jewelry For Young Women, the owner seeing all that gold he wears, and giving him the most expensive set
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The rainy season is here #kavetham #haikaveh
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Kinda unpopular opinion but I see this as someone who compartmentalizes very hard (he has a work/life switch that's even more drastic than haitham's), he sees 949284773 human rights violations during work hours and goes home to collei and tighnari as a Fun Dad
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the drastic change in Cyno’s character is so bizarre to me like where is the man that makes jokes solely bc he knows ppl are intimidated by him and even if they’re “bad” they put ppl at ease, where is the man that disliked parties and gatherings but felt bad abt not going to a
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Hello new followers, this is me:
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Anyway I absolutely dislike how the Palace is the basis of kaveh's entire relationship with art because remember how happy that guy is about Port Ormos ? Or how he's excited about making a library in the desert? This is a man for the people
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Wip not the complete thing 1/2
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@humptydumdee Pretty high, someone also said it could be Fontaine tech
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/filipinos genshin #Ayaka #Thoma and #Ayato "Ku~ya, thoma's asking where's our pamasahe" "Boss nasan pamasahe natin?" "... sis you dont have bahr~ya with you?, i just have P500"
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Sorry I've been busy af lately, here's haitham being forced go wear the Grand Sage hat during official meetings
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SQ Spoilers: the wedding is back on schedule
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@rheahater Tighnari and cyno work well on coop but haitham would just die from kaveh's blooms
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#AlhaithamWeek2024 a scribe's daily life The event is over! Return to a Peaceful Life!
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#AlhaithamWeek2024 Sorry I was busy spending my weekend doing things but here's part 1 of day 1: A scribes daily life
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Kaveh is not an extrovert, we just usually see him with people he's comfortable with
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Introverts are not shy. They talk. A lot. But first they gotta observe you. Know you. Understand you. Trust you. And vibe with you on totally different level. They're not shy, they just need some time. But once they're ready, trust me, you'll shiver & shock by the shit they know.
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Wip someone is escaping from the office group lunch
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I view hthm's deshret themed outfit the way nilou has a goddess of flowers themed costume, he's just a Super Fan and a bit hyper invested in the lore
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Hthm has a lot of emotional complexity, it tends to be overlooked because he's not loud about it and has a tendency to just not mention uncomfortable things
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ilham 🌱
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Sometimes I think about how Alhaitham might have cried at night after the thesis argument just to realize that no one would care or would even know that he cried because he was completely alone after his fight with Kaveh and these was no one to look out for him anymore
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Yeah this is why I hate depictions where he's kaveh's assigned caretaker because 1. Kaveh's a grown man give him some dignity 2. They both take care of each other 3. Making him a Pillar of Strength for the poor delicate artist is very ???? He's not some emotionless rock???
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Hthm has a lot of emotional complexity, it tends to be overlooked because he's not loud about it and has a tendency to just not mention uncomfortable things
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Oomf explained very well why I'm uncomfortable with "kaveh angry" as a punchline
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Hkvthm truly is a super special ship because a lot of art is just them doing random normal things like washing dishes and I'm always like OUGHGOOUGHH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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if a staircase can spiral so can i.
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Learning from the best #kavehtham #haikaveh 1/4
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Kaveh drawn in the style of Persian manuscripts
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Tighnari meets the local mushroom enjoyers of Mondstadt, Barbara and Mona
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I bet they're expecting fujomoney to cover up for their fuck ups... Kaveh fans have some integrity and self respect lmaooo
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(4.8) 1st Phase - Official Banners: -Nilou & Navia -Kaveh, Kirara & Ningguang #GenshinImpact #原神
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#カーヴェ生誕祭2024 happy bday
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#Diluc and #Diona use the same roads when going home #GenshinImpact
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The Cleaners from Mondstadt, thoma and #Noelle #原神
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Snacks from Madam Faruzan
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Sir please, it's your 10th visit, we /know/ #kavetham #haikaveh
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Haitham in the cafe kaveh designed: Hthm: did you know... Waiter: ... that architect kaveh specially designed these mechanical birds for this cafe? Yes this is one of its attractions Hthm: ... yes Waiter: may I take your order now? Hthm: ...coffee
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Will the real Darknight Hero please stand up? #GenshinImpact #Diluc #Kaeya #Rosaria
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Thinking of how kaveh easily charms older women but the younger female characters are pretty eh about him Also you know who grew up with older women? Hthm, dude has an old lady's taste in men haha
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My piece for @/exanimozine Noelle getting the Favonius greatsword she deserves
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Nobody in the akademiya will dare bully kaveh, son of faranak, the architect their professors keep praising even when she left for fontaine... his vibes were immaculate, he was using a T square when he was 5 yrs old and already knew the fundamentals when he started studying
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Alhaitham actually is the perfect poc autistic rep because he eats seasoned food, showing that bland food is a wyt thing not an autistic thing
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@dianabrainrot Bro was deep in his depression phase, he was probably just extra annoyed to have an additional fussy looking trinket to clean
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1 year
Tired of boring uncle hang outs with The Boys? Go on Sumeru Lady's Sleepovers! #Candace
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My onion is that there's nothing wrong with hc-ing a character as feminine, but there are many times when a character is hc'd as feminine, they also get into misogynistic scenarios: getting treated like the helpless, overly emotional one or 'he's pregnant he can't do anything'
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Good night
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Tighnari really named like a guy named Christian
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Haitham:
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Shoutout to the guy who just walked into the apartment gym, made a beeline for the weight bench, picked a wedding band up off the ground next to it, breathed a heavy sigh of relief, then immediately left
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Haitham cooks his specialty food in a pan like this
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it's not a want, it's a need
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I see some people being like " ofc I see this take from bot hthm shippers" that's a different thing altogether He is not daddy he is UNCLE He Dominates his Reading Materials He Tops his CLASS
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@valukashunaluvr "Hey I don't think this will pop up in casual conversation so this can't be a problem" Some years later: Tighnari tighnarians who tighnari'd over at the tighnariland
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@pinkbinask He's just a large paimon, he'd probably like him
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I guess haitham just reading on the floor now RIP
personal hc of the shared table set up kaveh side bigger cos drafting tools and plans take up so much space. hthm side smaller cos he doesn't rlly do much work at home he tries to finish everything in the akademiya he just does some reading
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Kaveh complaining about filing taxes to cyno, haitham and tighnari but the 3 are government workers so it's automatically deducted 🤭
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It's very common for people who have NDA lines of work to be like this because unlike kvh who can be like "oh no they delayed the roof installation" cyno only handles the most extreme of matra cases so it's all confidential. So all he has as casual conversation is his hobby: tcg
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@hkvthm Plus in his first SQ, Taj's son unalived himself because he can't deal with his dad's demands... then we see cyno stopping tighnari from pressuring collei academically
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1 year
Embarrassing
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1 year
Let’s talk briefly about this particular line written by Alhaitham on the Puspa Café Message Board (𝗽𝗶𝗰). ⬇️ It’s a line that the CN #HaiKaveh community 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 but it doesn’t seem to be brought up as often here? It's a little cuter than you think! ❤️ (𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡.)
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@chefMAO2
sumeru wifeguy #8
3 months
Now I can just trace this earring instead of freehanding it yahoo
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