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The sluttiest thing a man could do is get her a book n write a little note in it
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LUMS is a place where you practice “how to live abroad” for 4 years until u leave
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LUMSU professors study at Western institutions and preach about individual liberties, civil rights etc. Yet, when their students are treated like prisoners and their personal spaces are violated with constant monitoring, everyone turns a blind eye. /1
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Following Lumsu Professors on Twitter is so funny cuz you can be failing their course and then see your instructor hop on Twitter and roast your research essay while also simultaneously rant about their favorite jalebi not being the same anymore.
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90% of LUMSU small businesses be like:
Hi here’s xyz product that u can get for half the price anywhere else but I sent you a little thank you note with it so give me your wallet
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Joyland is a storyline that deals with real problems like transphobia in Pakistan. God forbid someone makes a movie here that doesn’t have Humayun Saeed trying to elope a college student 25 years younger than him. Humari values kya shaadi tak mehdood hein?
#ReleaseJoyland
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L*ms will pretend to be inclusive lekin god forbid someone has a different opinion from the majority and all hell breaks loose
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Imran Khan knows LUMSU is an evil liberal institute that brainwashes children and doesn’t give them mid semester breaks so he about to give us one🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
#meraPM
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What’s the point of being being woke on Twitter if you can’t raise your voices against injustice? When you guys have power, you abuse it. Whether it is the Disciplinary Commitee or the Dean’s Office, you guys make sure to make our lives more difficult than it already is. /2
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Didn’t know having fun was banned in this country 🫡 Will focus on lynching minorities instead next time 🙏🙏🙏
یہ ادارہ LUMS پورے پاکستان سے کوئی الگ ہی نسل پیدا کر رہا ہے ۔۔
خیر جن کے اساتذہ ہود بھائی اور ندا کرمانی جیسے ہوں وہاں ایسی ہی آئٹمیں نکلیں گی ۔۔
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Sure, one can argue that we are privileged than most people in this nation and we should be “grateful” for going to LUMS but that’s not a bar we should compare ourselves to. If someone can dress anyway they want here, it doesn’t make LUMS special, it makes it normal. That’s it./3
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#LUMSFeeHike
I see my peers struggle to pay for 3 square meals everyday while they pay hefty fees for average education. A few hike at this point means more financial insecurity for them. How insensitive can an administration be? We demand answers
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Imagine teaching students about civil rights and freedom in the morning and then asking the same students in the evening to to give a drug test without any prior notice. Teachers are supposed to make a nation and you guys are only making hypocrites. Do you guys have no shame? /4
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Na affordable transport do, na Freedom of expression, na afford food options. Kamre itne chote hein k saans ghutte. Library mei jagha ni he. Internet chalta ni he. Instructors pe check n balance ni he. Lekin fees barheingi cuz of InFlAtiOn.
#LUMSFeeHike
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Taking a break from social media even for a few hours makes you realize how inherently depressing all of this is. Nothing I see over here makes me happy yet I want to consume more of it everyday. Ajeeb
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Humanity courses have such elaborate n fun names like Decolonizing democracy: Lessons from the Global South while business courses are just named marketing??? Eww
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This girl in my class pulled out our professor’s tweets today to prove her point and honestly, valid.
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Next time a professor talks to you about how unfair __ thing is, remember silence when your rights were violated by the institution THEY are a part of. /end
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this dude in class dropped the course midway through the lecture😭😭😭 peak lums fr
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They have arrested ma’am Nida Kirmani for rightfully raising her voice for missing Baloch people. Is this what this country has come down to? Lanat he aese mulk pe.
Breaking: Family members, including women and children, of several Baloch missing persons have been arrested from Karachi by Sindh Police.
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Woe😍kuch 😣😣 masroofiyat😄ki😋
waja😁se😰Eid ka Chand 🌙ni dekha tha🥹To 🙏wo😜 mohtarma🙆♀️agar aap😈Apni ek adad 🤭tasveer bhej A deingi🥵 to 😹kya🧶hi💅baat😎
hogie🪝
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When
@mehdimaloof
said “bhensain bhi pareshan he” he was talking about your mom and her friends.
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A faculty consisting of fragile egos and control freaks. Hostel rooms with barely enough space for two people to breathe. An administration known for its sexist and discriminatory policies. Ye he premium LUMS experience. Kuch sharam kro kuch haya kro
#LUMSFeeHike
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It’s a statement in itself that students have to resort to social media for voicing their concerns because the admin simply won’t talk when we reach them. We won’t let this die down!!
#LUMSFeeHike
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I’ll never understand why people are mean to first years or just newcomers in an institution like?They r already scared bout going to this new place and u decide to make it worse?Their first interactions will permanently shape their views bout the place n u decide to be mean?
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Evenings like these are meant to be spent sitting in the phase 6 parking lot devouring a JJ meal and pondering about the future
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I sometimes want to say stuff on this app but my head is literally empty??? Like no thoughts, just me and my morning walk?? Occasional watching an old film or reading a book I’ve been trying to get into for months. Yehi choti si zindgi he aur Kya kre aadmi
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The more I get to know my professors, the lesser I like em. Like why did you marry your TA bro what the fuck
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If abba yells at me one more time I’m sticking my head in the oven
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The only advice my father gave me before starting university was to buy women food cuz that’s what a “gentleman” does. Ab khud khane k paise ni he but baat bohot heavy ki thi Abba ne
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Aitchison getting slandered on A sports’ World Cup transmission and the host turns out to be Aitchisonian🫡🫡🫡you can truly not escape the blazer
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Why’d you guys let me cook‼️❓😔 (burned my hand trying to make an omelette)
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Clcs
do what you love and you’ll never own property a day in your life
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If khoke wala uncle was a cat:
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Sometimes I am about to tweet something and then I realize I have lumsu kids here n I don’t wanna scare em so I stop halfway through
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Waiting for Mifta Ismail to show up at LUMS so that I can use everything I’ve learned from
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People posting bout how good the weather is in Karachi rn. Bhai, khuda ka khouf kro don’t be so tone deaf. Millions are struggling. The least you can do is show some empathy to the people struggling. Jinka kasoor he woh Hajj kr rhe. Kya faida aese Hajj ka? Kuch to sharam kro
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Professor asked me why I was dressed up as Anjali from Kuch Kuch Hota he😭😭😭
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I may not be the best person in the room but I’m also not the worst. Mediocrity can be reassuring at times
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Idk how many more “what’s your favorite color” I got left in me dawg
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Uptown LA wale will be answerable to God for playing Zara Zara Touch Me infront of a bunch of 8 year olds fr
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You kill their men, you beat up their elderly, you harass the Balochi women and children and then wonder why there’s unrest in your country? Lanat ho aese nizam pe
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#LUMSFeeHike
I think the people we have never talked enough about are the Board of Governors and Trustees. They are the ones who decide the pay scales for the admin and help with financing of these extravagant projects. We cannot let this injustice continue
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Following the footsteps of my professor and turning my uber driver into a communist during a 40 minute ride🙏🙏🙏
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If we had nightclubs in Pakistan, jalso ki attendance would’ve been halved.
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Workers ki wages increase ni Hongi na hi TAs k stipends. Professors kehte hein unki salaries are not competitive. AGR sab hi dukhi he to paise kaha ja rhe hein??
@LifeAtLUMS
@VCofLUMS
#LUMSFeeHike
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Kaash mere paas bhi generational wealth hoti yaha to sirf generational trauma he
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Abhi kuch professors aajaenge to defend LUMS and urge for dialogue. Bhai when was the last time dialogue changed anything? And when has the admin ever taken the student body’s opinion into account? Also where is the audit report for this year? Tab kidher hote sab?
#LUMSFeeHike
There's been a 13% fee hike in our per credit hour fee (from PKR 23,760 to PKR 26,910). The hostel fee has also increased to over 60k+. To put things into perspective, you'll be now paying 50k+ more just to study the same 16 CHs.
#LUMSFeeHike
@LifeAtLUMS
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This meethi eid reminds me how sweet your voice was. Ramadan has ended unlike my love for you. They’ve spotted the moon but when will you spot my feelings for you. Eid aagae, mera Yaar ni aaya. You don’t have to reply to this, tell aunty I said salam.
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There’s this universal adoration for
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Almost as if this part of the country has been ignored by the government for decades and thus, has little to 0 infrastructure😀If only Pakistanis discovered how their country actually looks like outside of DHA🫡🫡🫡
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Since the announcement I’ve heard about so many people who are seriously considering freezing their semester or switching schools entirely. This hike can potentially cost LUMS so many great great minds because lack of financial resources. Wake up!
#LUMSFeeHike
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Least extravagant Gujranwala wedding
tell me I'm not the only one who saw this 59 million dollar wedding on tiktok???
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I love hearing people talk about the person they like. Its so cute and pure and you can see how invested they are in this individual like they’ll start blushing and laughing awkwardly over a name. Itne down horrendous hote hein so cute fr
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They don’t. They just traumatize the whole nation back
idk how army cadets ever regain happiness man I spent one night in PMA and that depressed me to the core
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Nice 315 lb benchpress bro she let me hit cuz I sent her cat memes and asked her how her day went🫡
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Never using an umbrella in the rain I’m getting absolutely soaked n ruining my outfit the way nature intended
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When will people stop equating one’s criticism of PTI as support of PMLN.
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I need to learn how to dance like fr fr not the weird mehndi dance thing
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The two driving forces of this nation in one frame: Horny and Politics
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Omg hit tweet🥰🥰
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I don’t think the suffering that comes with desire is worth it anymore man
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Need another mehndi night in university i didn’t dance to kajra re
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I am gonna lose 2% of my grade cuz I set an alarm for 8pm instead of 8am🫠🫠
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I feel like our lives revolve so closely around LUMS that the idea of not doing university related stuff is almost alien to a lot of us
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