@kanyewest When’s your wife going on Onlyfans with Adam?

We were chilling at this new club/restaurant sipping on martinis and Suddenly, four Lamborghinis roll up, engines revving like they're in a Fast & Furious audition. I was baffled and out step six young guys, decked out like they're from a How to Look Like a Tool tutorial. One had his phone with a giant light, like he was about to document how to be a douche bag. They started doing these over-the-top hand gestures, clearly for some cringe TikTok video, flaunting their cars with their broccoli haircuts. I looked at my girlfriends, asked for the check, and we dipped. This, right here, is why so many girls are single these days. Simply gay!