Just a puppy doing watchdog things because people walking on the sidewalk are absolutely a threat to our top floor apartment.

I’m wanting to grow my @StephenKing collection with first editions and hardcovers since most of mine are paper back. If you can help me or know good places to look, let me know!!! 🎈

Same, Steve. Same.

RT @HilarieBurton: Just to be super super SUPER clear, if you comment anything anti-Trans on my posts? I just block you. I don’t want you.…

It’s weird being raised being told constantly that America is the best ever then to grow up and learn that the rest of the world is scared to come here and thinks we’re the worst.

RT @ChadLindberg: FINE!!!! Can I pay for Twitter Blue using this...??

AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREE 🇺🇸 … *reads fine print* …if you believe in: a hateful God, taking away human rights, protecting guns over lives, damning LGBTQ+ to hell, hating anyone that believes or lives differently than you think they should, control & power over everything else.

*unlocks phone* 🚨BREAKING: ANOTHER MASS SHOOTING, NUMBER 62729191 FOR THIS YEAR🚨 *locks phone, leaves country*

Imagine wanting to take down an entire company because they…support human rights…?! Like… hello? Wtf hahahahaha burning shit you spent money on for… what? Go touch grass and meditate or something. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Why do people say “stop being a pussy& grow a pair!” as a way to say “be brave/strong”…? You don’t bleed out of your balls once a month & push entire ass tiny humans out of them then return to work the next day, so what the fuck

I’m sorry but overhearing @ChancejTerry say he’s proud of our dog for overcoming her fear of jumping in the recliner is the most precious thing ever 🥹😭

Where did the lizard go when he lost his tail? .. … …. The retail store.

I FEEL myself losing brain cells when I scroll twitter because of what my feed consists of so, I will only be logging on to record random thoughts & bad jokes. That’s all.

Goodmorning Chaddy daddy 🫡

@ChancejTerry 😂 🍑😏

RT @ChancejTerry: You’re so pretty. Also you’re freaking sweet as a peach. Also you have a nice butt. I will touch it later given the oppor…

RT @davenewworld_2: This man in Texas holding up a sign is going viral and I hope the local news finds him and gives him the airtime he des…

What? Yes.

* @ChancejTerry looking at a piece of art at an art show * “This one makes me FEEL things”

“I think everyone should start with a deficit of trust when it comes to trusting men” - @ChancejTerry