Charles Patterson
@CharlesPattson
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Rectangle maker / Principal designer @microsoft
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The king is dead!
Long live the king!
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Sometimes when I'm having a bad day I think about this.
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Exhibit a:
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Stripe: hold my beer…
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Oh it goes hard
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