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People who fall asleep right away freak me out. Don’t u bitches have thoughts ????
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How are u embarrassed to wear a mask when u wore pajama pants and uggs/flip flops combo to school every day
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Sorry I didn't text u back I was pretending I didn't see it and I ended up actually forgetting
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I saw a Tik Tok of a guy saying “for as much as we use our phones, it’s weird that they aren’t in any of our dreams” and I can’t fucking stop thinking about it
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Pornhub just single-handedly treated me better than anyone in my whole entire life
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Someone: are u ok??
Me with fucked up hair, acne acting up, haven't had water in 5 days, stress level 500, crying in my car in a random parking lot: ya I'm good!!!! 💕💘💞😊💞💖💕💘😊😊😂💕💞💕💕💕😂😂😂💞💞💞☺️💖💘💖😊 don't worry!!!!
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Me: I hate myself and I wish my mom swallowed me
Someone: r u okay
Me: yeah!!!! They're just song lyrics 💕💕💓💘🤗🤗💘💖💖💞💞💗💗💞💖💖💕
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If my boyfriend doesn't try to conjure me up from the dead then he was never my boyfriend
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SEXY PEOPLE SIGN PETITIONS 😍😋😋😍😍💕⭐️⭐️💕😍😍😋😋💕💕💕😍😍⭐️⭐️💕😍💕😋😋😋😋😋 IF YOU SIGNED A PETITION TODAY, YOU’RE SEXY 😍💕💕💕😍😍💕💕😋😋😋💕💕⭐️⭐️💕💕⭐️💕😋😋😋💕💕😍😍 IF NOT, YOU’RE UGLY 🤮🤮💔💔🤮🤭🤭🤮🤢🤢💔💔🤢🤢🤮💔💔🤮🤢😖😖🤭🤭😖💔🤢🤢🤮🤢😖🤭🤭💔
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How ppl in toxic relationships look like when they say “every relationship has their ups and downs”
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In one Black Mirror episode, they live in a world where u can block people in real life and they become a massive grey blob and it allows u to erase all ur memories with them too and I just wanted to say that I really felt that and wish that was an actual thing
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U ever be so stressed and u look in the mirror and ur like wow ok great I’m fucking ugly too
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Abusers be like: U THINK IT DOESNT HURT ME TO HURT U???!!?!!??!!!!!??????!!
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Are u in the right headspace to apologize for the fucked up things you have done to me yet
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Girls who can get blackout drunk at night and still show up to work the next morning honestly know how to fight
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If u don’t like ur hot girlfriend posting hot pictures of herself doing hot things then date a ugly bitch then damn
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People who are content with having a cracked iPhone screen really don’t give a fuck if they die
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If she can apply her lashes with just her bare hands then that bitch honestly knows how to fight
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Me: I'm so fat
Boyfriend: no you're beautiful
Me: I said I was fat bitch not ugly
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I just asked my bf what he would do if my vagina had teeth and he said, without hesitation or pause, “I would brush them”
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S/o to everyone who walks in Sephora without any makeup on even tho u know some rude ass worker is gonna treat u like u don't know ur shit
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I'll never forget that one day in high school when we went to the computer lab to take a career field quiz and it told me I should be a puppeteer or funeral director while everyone else got like doctor and musician and I had to sit there and pretend I didn't see my results
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pennywise me
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putting on a shit ton of makeup
to feel confident before we swallow
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College sucks because 1) I'm stupid and I have to compete with everyone else in my major who's way more motivated and smarter than me and 2) u live with the fear of not making it in ur career so there's a chance ur wasting all this money for no reason
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Sorry I stopped talking to u my anxiety convinced me that u hate me
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Full offense but some family members are wack and they say wack things and do wack shit and NO u don't need to respect them or put up with their ignorant bullshit!!! Call them the fuck out this holiday season!!! Let's get this shit crackin bitch!!!!
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I can be a sad bitch and a bad bitch at the same time!! It's called multitasking
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U ever look at ur own twitter and be like damn this shit really is concerning
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Girls hating on other girls??? That's going extinct in 2018. If u a hater bitch then u dying sorry I don't make the rules
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S/o to round faced girls!! Our baby faces are cute and youthful as fuck!! Don't let anyone tell u different bitch
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Every night I stay up thinking about how God should've taken me instead of Miss Keisha
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Y'all still loving people who don't deserve your time or love???? LMFAAAAAAOOOO me too bitch!
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Friend: bitch I'm not letting u text his ass anymore he's toxic for u
Me:
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When u and ur friend r having a mental breakdown together but one of u makes a joke then u both laugh for like 5 min and forget what u guys were even talking about
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S/o to all the ugly kids in middle school!! We hot as fuck now!! I know that for sure cuz we used to be so ugly that there was nowhere to go but up
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Ok imma say it: GIRLS WITH ACNE DESERVE TO WORK WITH MAKEUP/SKINCARE BRANDS MORE THAN GIRLS WITH PERFECT SKIN!!! IF YA SHITS GOOD THEN IT SHOULD BE GOOD FOR EVERYONE!! AND WHO TF IS MORE QUALIFIED TO TEST IT THAN A GIRL WITH ACNE???? PUT UR MONEY WHERE UR MOUTH IS BITCH
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Body dysmorphia is a real thing and it hurts. like I walk around and don’t even know wtf I look like. Well I do. But my mind makes me think I legitimately look different than I do so every time I see my reflection I’m confused and scared and it’s weird. Don’t look at me.
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When the Grinch said, "Help me! I'm feeling!" I really felt the fuck outta that
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📍 eating nothing so I can get drunk
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So let me get this straight: Logan Paul went to Aokigahara (Japanese Suicide Forest), made fun of it the whole way there, and LAUGHED and FILMED and POSTED a dead body??? And has the audacity to say that it was a "mistake"??? Bitch the only mistake here is ur mom not swallowing u
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When u finally get treated like the queen u are and u don’t know how to act because no one has ever treated u like that and ur confused because u honestly believed ur trash and all the sudden u realize ur whole life was a lie and u do deserve everything good that happens to u
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U ever meet someone and y'all click so fast it's like u've known each other for years n ur just sitting there confused like "damn bitch where the fuck have u been all my life????? Rude" Now that's truly a beautiful moment
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EVERYONE WHO HAS BAD ACNE KNOWS THAT THEY HAVE BAD ACNE!!! SO TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THEY HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING!!! FUCK UR "just drink water and buy the Mario Badescu spray!" HEAD ASS TIPS!!! SHUT UP!!! UR JUST INSULTING US!!! TAKE UR NATURALLY PERFECT SKIN SOMEWHERE ELSE
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STOP RECONNECTING WITH TOXIC PEOPLE JUST CUZ UR LONELY BITCH UR BETTER OFF ALONE
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S/o to my bitches who are up procrastinating rn we'll get to it one day
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Learn to be straight forward even if it makes u sound like a bitch!!! Who the fuck cares!!! Don't waste ur time sugar coating shit!!!
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Me getting ready for the plans I forgot to cancel :
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Skin care is NOT girly!!! I repeat!!! Skin care is NOT girly!!! Everyone NEEDS skin care!!! Girls AND guys!!! Idc who u are!! Wash ur face!!
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FUCK A PRO-LIFE HOE!!!! I DONT SEE U ADOPTING NO BABIES BITCH!!!! PUT UR MONEY WHERE UR MOUTH IS!!!!! FIGHT ME BITCH!!!! FIGHT ME!!!!!
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It's so weird to see ur younger friends grow up even tho they're only 1 year younger than u it's like omfg my baby's growing up so fast what the fuck
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I loveeeeee blocking people !!! Shut the fuck up bitch this is MY phone
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Ur crying over a guy who didn't even send u any memes??? Or pics of baby animals??? Sis, get ur shit together
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It's over for u bitches when I actually start taking my own advice next year
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S/o to everyone who stayed in bed all day today cuz of their depression we gonna beat this bitch one day I believe in us
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When I’m in my room crying and someone comes in because they hear me crying :
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How dare u break someone's heart and manipulate them into coming back just so u could do it all over again like WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK U R
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S/O TO THE PPL WHO HAVE KIND HEARTS BUT CONSTANTLY GET FUCKED OVER!!! YALL BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVE THE BEST!!!! DONT LET THEM MAKE U BITTER!!!
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Get that tattoo, the ocean is on fire and New York is flooding in July
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Hey guys Coachella's owner personally gave $187,300 to anti-LGBT and anti-abortion politicians. So with that said, imma open up my own music festival in the middle of the desert it'll be like a knockoff Coachella but better cuz u know.. I'm not a little bitch.
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If u ever broke my heart I just want to let u know that I forgive u cuz I'm tired of holding grudges and if I ever hurt ur feelings then I'm sorry. However, this is not an invitation back into my life. I just wanna do better this year!! No more beef I'm going vegan on u bitches
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When ur clearly going thru some shit but everyone is too busy to help u so u gotta do it on ur own like everything else in life
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its 2007. u just got home from middle school. ur parents are fighting again. u go to ur room and shut the door to try to block out the screaming. u log onto Club Penguin. u tell a virtual penguin that he looks fucking stupid and u get banned. u have no idea how bad life will get
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I'm so sorry if u lost me cuz like not only do I spoil my friends but I give them unconditional love and listen to all their rants and give them advice without expecting anything in return and am also their stylist so ya that must really suck!! Should've treated me better!!!
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It sucks being busy and depressed at the same time cuz u don't even have time to cry or process ur emotions or to reflect. It sucks u gotta go on with ur day and pretend like nothing fucking happened and ur a happy go lucky bitch
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It's okay to disappear for a while to find urself again!!! Do what u need to do to find peace and happiness!!! It's so easy to slip up and forget who u really are now a days. Remember to stay true to urself and ur morals
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U could be conceited as fuck and also insecure as fuck at the same time bitch it's called balance
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hard to swallow pill: there r people the same age as u who are prettier and more successful than u and their parents actually love them and yes it may lower ur self esteem but remember who u are bitch!!! A sack of shit. but like Gucci so it’s fine
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Hey stop fucking comparing urself to other people!!! There is always gonna be someone smarter, prettier, skinnier, richer!!! It's toxic!!! Accept urself and love urself!!! Make urself think u the baddest bitch on Earth at all times!!! Cuz in the end ur opinion is all that matters
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If he doesn’t hold ur hand every time y’all cross the street that means he thinks ur ugly and wants u to die
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Crystal Castles: በአዋልድ ስም በአስራ ሦስተኛው አጋንንት “ቴይለር ስዊፍ” ፣ ይህን ሰው በመንጽሔ ነበልባል ውስጥ በዘላለማዊ ሥቃይ እንረግማለን። ሰይጣን መስማት ወይም መጸለይ ይችላል
Me in high school: 🥰🥺😭😔
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Wow it really took u 18 hours to text me back??? Well u know what bitch?? imma still respond right away anyways because I'm stupid and I fucking love u
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IT'S NOT UR JOB TO HEAL EVERYONE THAT COMES INTO UR LIFE!!! STOP DRAINING URSELF!!! U AIN'T THEIR MOM!!! THAT AIN'T UR JOB!!!
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Do u ever wonder what ur gonna be like 20 years from now?? Like am I still gonna be depressed?? Will I be married?? Am I ever gonna have kids or am I just gonna be a crazy dog lady?? Am I even gonna be alive?!
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Girls who listened to Nevershoutnever in middle school have the best pussy
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