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I’ve never seen an actual good father bitch about child support. It’s the bums.
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@AntLiveOutDa2_5
Well maybe that’s why they’re not bitching. Because they don’t need a court order to support their child.
With that being said, you’re not a good father if you don’t financially support your kids. So maybe those “good fathers” you mention are just good w kids. Not good fathers
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@ccosby413
@VanLathan
all the more reason he shouldn't be released. Insanity doesn't go away
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I never believe men when they say this shit. You did what you wanted to in the time that mattered. Let's just go with that.
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@BradleySpeaks
@JaimePrimak
That’s not her money to decide to do ANYTHING with. What is not clicking for people?
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@Mcbillerson0
@labrynthghost
@PreciousOtaku1
@JoshuaPotash
They took out the mortgage!! They signed up for those bills! Like what sense of entitlement do landlords have to think they have a right to other people paying their bills?! Deranged.
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I hate a lot about this tweet but the “I work with computers” annoyed me the most lol
Imagine you come home on a Monday night from work or the gym and your lady made a pot roast for dinner smh I work with computers, not at the Ford factory smh
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I inhaled my blunt as she was saying "pre cooked burger patties" and I promise you, I almost choked to death.
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@AntLiveOutDa2_5
You came commenting on my shit then gon say you don’t wanna back & forth lol. Every conversation with opposing views isn’t an argument.
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@ccosby413
MANY people still serving sentences for small amounts of weed. Decades into those sentences. His point was the discrepancies in
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@_xochar
@JaeMajette
😩 I’m glad you got it out tho! my son once burnt a hole in my couch with the iron, trying to iron my clothes for me while I was in the shower 🤦🏽♀️
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When everyone is doing lasagna this weekend, but you made yours for last week’s Sunday dinner
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@TheKitchenista
As if anyone who cant differentiate between "fill" and "feel" is a fucking prize.
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@deb_treister
@titianosaurus
There isn’t one. If you’re going by the asinine “work and sacrifice “ argument, the recipients of generational wealth did not have a hand in that. Therefor it IS a handout to the following generations.
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@ccosby413
this "deranged lunatic" shot the United States president. He should have gotten the death penalty. More to the point there are
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@nejham15
@markgurman
Right lol hes like I tore this, poked at this, jabbed that. Like??? No wonder its broken 🤣
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@Ramez05
The hippocratic oath is taken by doctors. Not every medical professional. Make sure you know what you’re talking about before doing so
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I screenshot all of
@MysticxLipstick
's tweets for my loved ones..... we're on a journey to self awareness around here ok?!
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@BayouBun
Truth. Not because I would rather have it... but because i could never stay happy now knowing there's some truth I dont know
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I’ve learned over the years that grocery shopping effectively is a skill many lack.
Damn. A lot of y’all math is off then. Bc it is not cheaper to eat out vs cooking.
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@Mr1738
In my experience they asked for my help with medical paperwork/job apps/etc. and so you come to know it.
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This isnt a great video (I'm hungry lol) but when I tell yall that
@TheKitchenista
knows black beans I MEAN IT. Still perfect even after being frozen.
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For me it was an "I know what I'm doing" arrogance. I've been using one for some years now tho and wouldn't go back. Food safety is nothing to play with.
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@TheKitchenista
Men are wild annoying when they know you can cook. No you cannot get a plate, stranger. No, I'm not cooking for you as a first date.
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@TheKitchenista
My son was trying to assure me I wasnt old, and he said "it's not like you were born in the 1900s or something".... boy was he in for a surprise 🥴🤣
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One of my biggest annoyances on social media. People who spend all day posting other people's words/ideas as their original thoughts.
God knows some people don’t possess an original thought they have to regurgitate others
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@Misanthebear
@LindsayTheSiren
@raweezzyy
And she literally Chose not to follow the plan in place. It’s unfortunate this happened but she is not without blame.
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Y'all hate cheating ass men until it's time to show another woman how much better you are than her. Then, its "I'll take your man!!"
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@ccosby413
well then the facts you presented aren't entirely relevant. If you agree he should've gotten more time, you understand there is
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@ccosby413
i think that you're only thinking of what would happen if someone was caught with it NOW vs ppl already serving sentences for it
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@GI_JOSE1998
@BeeAnonymous2
@chelsey_xo7
Yeah it’s not that deep it just made me laugh you calling folks weird with your ass out lmaoo
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@miguelangelus
@MotionFiction23
@Vuhlandes
They’re literally both just pictures of men with guns. Anything you read into beyond that, is in your own mind. There is no context here because they are pictures.
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@Yeg510
@haltercroptop
Whose fault is it they’re a bum? The bum. Women don’t have to take accountability for men and their ways.
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She had so many predators around her. And they speak freely now because they know just like back then, the MEN around them won’t do shit.
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& people think it’s the baby mamas who are the problem 🤣🤣 These hoes be OBSESSED with the bm.
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Where he at Lord
I pay her bills and buy her designer but I don’t love her 🤝
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@MysticxLipstick
The only man I bought shoes for also was the only one to leave me.... you may be onto something lol
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Yet somehow it's always about their feelings. 🤔
For the water signs Pisces really kills me with how they respond too. It’s always something like “YOU’RE NOT ACKNOWLEDGING MY FEELINGS”
Taurus and Cancer just blacks on you.
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This is very, very true though. People just don't like to believe they can't save their loved ones
I remember one time this girl who's never known an addict tried to shame me and someone else for saying nothing you do will make them change
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@KinggPacino
@OfficiallyIce
@_WSBG
Obviously. Theres nothing wrong with smoking weed though.... and I'm not finna go back and forth with someone who compared it to crack like he doesnt have access to google, baby.
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I hope they catch it on camera when somebody finally slaps the dog shit out of you.
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@theestallion
. Aye.. i dont give a f*ck bout what u got with tory... yall can play yall PR games.. we kno what u n roc nation is doing. i dont care. Just dont try to bring in my brand in there. U literally a Peon in the game. 1501 OWNS u and u beg them everytime to drop a song
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@starsmoonandsun
Lol I love Pisces men. They are the banes of my existence but in a delightful way
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People really don’t be giving af if you’re doing better… they’re just glad to stop hearing about it
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I made 3 things for the first time!!
Salmon Croquettes
Birria ramen (not my first rodeo as far as birria)
Blackened salmon and smoked white cheddar grits with roasted sweet peppers and cherry tomatoes
& then my fried chicken which I’m true to, not new to 😌
Let me see what y’all cooked this month..
I made
•stuffed French toast with berries and honey cream
•smothered Turkey wings and black eye peas/smoked sausage
•blackened catfish w/corn grits and tomato and zucchini stir fry
•chicken/mushroom/and tomato Alfredo
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@TheKitchenista
So do I 🥴 its one of my top 6 most used. Probably ate 2 or 3 whole rats at this point
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To be clear he did have privilege here in America as a white male. Whether Jewish or not.
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@TheKitchenista
Honest to God those containers from amazon have been the most valuable thing I picked up from you. 🔥
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Me:
You never have to talk to that asshole again just make sure you heal the wound that attracted them in the first place so you don’t have to repeat that experience again
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@thizzg843
I did cry man. It’s so sick how they don’t care to find family!! My sons father wasn’t killed by police but he was found by them and we didn’t know till months later either, they’d already cremated him.
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@KinggPacino
@OfficiallyIce
@_WSBG
Lol had the government never made it illegal because of their racism towards Mexicans who indulged (PBS has a great article on it) than I guarantee you would have different ideas toward it. You bought what the Gov. sold.. that's on you.
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These white bitches disgust me.
Abby Huntsman says she believes it’s far fetched to suggest that the election of Donald Trump is a reaction two two terms of a black President.
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The combo I miss you/we shouldn’t be doing this >
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The TRUTH in this tweet just hurt my feelings lol.
A man stingy with money towards u will eventually be stingy with sex,time, consideration & anything else he feels holds value.Debate ya mama
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Lock her ass up !
NEW: District Attorney Jackie Johnson has been INDICTED for her role in covering up the murder of Ahmaud Arbery and shielding the assailants from prosecution. She is accused of violating her oath of office and obstructing police.
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@tylerletcher
@jkasoro2
@JennE_Penny
If the man is secure he’s not shooting people for no reason. Scoot.
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@Fleeion
@LamontSpitRaw
Typically not in 50/50 joint, although it can still happen. & I think that’s wrong.
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@mxnowak
@ImaBihh
@meauxma
@Chefmade_601
"I dont think I'm superior at all"...* inserts conversation to tell another adult what not to do* 🤔 okayyyy
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@saruh1k
@Chaantellie
I disagree. I love big women and am one. I believe we can be both sexy and sexual. But I think she gets negative responses because it seems forced/awkward and like she is trying too hard.
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That child is happy to be with his daddy and this is what he had to say about him.
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@danamjoo
@Ewreck_18
@rusty_ryskoski_
@lindanorid
@citazworld
Very, very few foods only need salt and pepper. Please be responsible and stop spreading falsehoods.
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@starsmoonandsun
Lmao this is funny cause I have a libra moon and I'm very into the way a man dresses and presents himself. And I love a fine man above all 🤦🏽♀️
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