@granthpaulsen You have it backwards on Adam Peters, he went on a first date and showed her the best time ever. Only three options left 1) propose to Josh Harris, 2) win it all in year two or 3) screw it up. Rookie Dating Move. Should have only won six.

@granthpaulsen I'm confused, today do we sing when Dallas scores or Commanders?

@Rose_S_Alvarez Thanks for keeping us informed.

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@GburgMD Wow, I am impressed and grateful. Thanks.

@GburgMD Oh no. Do we need to reschedule bulk or will they come when next available?

It was on this day in real estate history, when first time home buyer B. Valentine, absent-mindedly put a top rack only item on the bottom rack of the dishwasher. It didn't matter.

You know, once their children had destroyed the look and they realized the home was not any bigger because of the staging

It was on this day in real estate history the term "in-law suite" was invented. After Elsie told Morty her parents were going to move in so she could help care for them, he said "are you sh*ting me, stick my in-laws in the basement - sweet." Elsie did not recognize the sarcasm

It was on this day in real estate history when a worker named Eegee Eggland accidentally dropped a hard-boiled egg into a vat of paint and thus was born eggshell finish. #realestatehistory

Real Estate History fact: It was on this day in real estate that Edmund Knox, an intelligent-looking buyer (he was wearing glasses) became the very first buyer who pretended to understand all the loan terms but was really just thinking about how many times he just signed.

Real Estate History FACT: It was on this day in 1776 that the first fight between spouses broke out during settlement about if they really "needed" new furniture or if they could just use the stuff they had for a little while.

Fact: It was on this day 127 years ago that the term "location, location, location" was coined but it was spoken by an exasperated buyer when he said to his co-buyer: "Location, location, location, will you stop it already? We cannot afford that home." #RealEstate #trustalawyer

@onepeloton How do I lower the outstanding balance to the $700 you say it is worth? Owned for 56 days. Welcome to the family.

@MensHealthMag Grand Moff Tarkin was charming, to the last.

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@GonzalezSarahA @planetmoney Great episode. Have you heard that lenders are looking for the missed positives not just the negatives? A missed student loan payment shows by not being a positive mark on a credit score. Heard people are getting dinged.