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I’ve wanted to put this lineup together for a decade. It’s finally going to happen Saturday, September 28th at the
@TallyHoTheater
. Foggy Bottom Pictures presents The Scary Octopus Records Halloween Hootenanny with performances from
@SunnyLedfurd
, The Reverend Peyton's
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I love all these people saying that Pete Carroll deserved to get fired simply because he's 72. His 72 is your 32. Kick rocks.
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FWIW, I was battling some pretty deep depression recently and decided to start exercising a little bit every day. I'm on day 14. The difference is astounding. If you're fat and sad like me, ride the bike for 30 minutes. Even if you suck at it. Not a sermon, just a thought
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No matter what gets said on the radio today, THIS is the biggest story…
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Down 30lbs. First time I've ever lost weight without a diet. Just making small changes. What ended up working was admitting I don't have enough respect for myself to do better and finding someone that is worth trying to be a better person for. Not a sermon. Just a thought.
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Look, the Redskins haven't been impressive tonight. That said, they won the game & the division but to listen to the commentary, you wouldn't even know they were playing in the game. It's all Giants and Eagles. Shameful.
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The Eagles loading up the tank job tomorrow by sitting everyone & Washington STILL losing to Nate Sudfeld in a second half comeback would be the perfect setting for me to finally drink myself to death like we all know I'm going to.
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I wish I knew then how good we had it when we had Sonny, Sam & Frank. Safe home to a legend.
#RIPSamHuff
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Lots of fun watching the
@popes_exorcist
today. I’m surprised how many times I laughed.
@russellcrowe
is just awesome in that role. It’s catholic Lethal Weapon with tons of gore and zero agenda. If you’re not uptight, have a gander. Me leaving the theater to buy a scooter:
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I could barely walk up a flight of stairs in February because I was so wretchedly out of shape. Just now I hit 300 total output & broke ten miles for the first time in a 30 minute class. Still a long way to go, but feels damn good. Clock that overall ranks friendos!
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What gut punch.
@ThisBrodieLee
was so incredibly kind, giving and talented. It's appalling that he is no longer with us. Just horrendous. Saying a prayer for him and his family. Safe home, champ. You will be terribly missed.
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Update: down 21 pounds. It's never smart to gloat about weight loss but it's the most I've lost in years so here we are. If you're fat and sad like me, start moving around for 30 minutes a day. Pretty sure it turns you into a better person.
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Coach has cancer. No fans in the stands while Kansas City appeared to average 25,000 per game. QB was advised to amputate his leg. Owner sued. Name change. Movies could be made about this team & the entire
@SNFonNBC
broadcast focused on a 6 win Giants team that wasn't playing.
@chaddukes
Swept the eagles/cowboys, beat the Steelers, went through 4 QB’s team after winning 3 games last year. Nothing to be ashamed of, let’s see how Brady does against this front 4
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Have you signed up for our email list? Make your way to the website and do so today so you can be one of the first to sign up for The Chad Dukes Show! Link in bio
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My new show begins Monday. Once that happens, this account will be used for one thing. RT-ing people that are listening to my new show in their car or office while eating fast food. Thank you.
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Insane. Huge win. Doesn’t matter if the Seahawks blow. Redskins never win on Monday night. Never win 3 games in a row. Gibson looks great. Defense looked great until that last drive. They are in playoff contention. Cowboys have the Vid. The eagles lost to the giants. It’s huge.
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Me trying to get a good base in before I start Redskins drinkin'...
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Was such a nice dude & didn’t really need to be. Safe home, Colt. So depressing.
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Shaggy Cheetos commercial > the rest of the television tonight
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Clearly pass interference. Referees clearly biased. Stadium full of Giants fans. God bless those of you that continue to be a part of it. I have no idea how you do it.
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Oh man. What a full, amazing life he had but Jesus does this sting. I can’t think of anyone that I enjoyed more at anything than John Madden calling games with Pat Summerall. Safe home to an absolute legend.
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Wish I was better person but I'd rather watch the Cowboys lose than my team win.
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That’s an incredibly impressive win. On the road against this Eagles team? How on earth can you put Wentz back out there? Never in a million years.
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Don and Mike, Opie and Anthony, Ron and Fez. Jesus Christ, I knew we had it good, I just didn’t know how good we had it. Fucking hell.
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Found good pizza in Northern Virgina. Will discuss tomorrow. This is not a drill.
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I love Christmas. I know it ain’t for everyone, but since I’ve made an effort to celebrate the Holiday year round, it’s made a difference in my life. Ripley Dukes and I hope you had an amazing day. Keep it with you all through the year. 🎄
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Red and white, blue suede shoes, I'm Uncle Sam, how do you do? Happy Independence Day Friendos!
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Safe home Carl Weathers. You made a lot of fun movies I love and you were a big part a perfect one. What a bummer.
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I've been writing a book and exercising for several months. I'm not particularly good at either but it makes me feel less depressed when I'm doing both. Being proactive has yielded better results that wallowing in self pity. Not a sermon, just a thought.
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Hilarious to watch these corporations & media outlets that disrespect & emasculate fathers 364 days a year pretend they want them to have Happy Father's Day. How about we get one commercial on television where the dad is not depicted as an oafish buffoon. That’s a nice start.
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Nothing “old man” about it pal. Either you go about your day doing your best to not be a burden on everyone else or you do what the guy who left that cart does. I’m happy to be a “put back the cart” guy.
I know this pic will make
@chaddukes
blow a gasket...what has happened to civility? I put 3 or 4 of em back, then I tapped out...
#oldmantweet
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Neither Covid nor Canceling nor Inflation could stop
@CWdrygoods
. Today is the day. Thanks to everyone that has been with us for the past five years. It flew by. Hope to see you soon. We are open from 12-5p.
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We got to interview
@bobsaget
on Big O and Dukes several times including a few times in person. He was the best. Always willing to talk about anything. No one was more comfortable with what they were beloved for than that man. 65 feels far too early. Safe home.
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Lived my whole life with no greater fear than this. Can't even imagine what the people on that bridge felt when it started to come down. Dark, cold, awful water. Just horrific.
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Very excited to be joined by Brent & Josh from
@BrokenSpokesHTX
on Friday's episode. We've been having an embarrassment of musical riches on the show lately. Might be time for a concert.
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"The Not Giants or Cowboys will play Tampa or something in a week or so." - Al Michaels
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If ya signed up, check your email. If ya haven't signed up, let's take care of that, shall we?
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How in the hell did that piece of shit get up on that roof without someone turning a blind eye? This stinks to high heaven.
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Would you look at that? The latest subscriber to The Chad Dukes Show is ol'
@drabtshirt
. Appreciate ya, Lips. You can interrogate me in Juarez anytime.
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Happy New Year. Tomorrow is a big day. Give us your email. You'll be the first to find our how to listen:
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Steamed for Dallas losing in front of the nation on a day where we give thanks.
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It's actually kind of shocking they are making these broadcasters keep this up. Virtually anything would be better.
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Safe Home to Ben Stern. His phone call during the
@artiequitter
&
@TheRealDiceClay
dust up is the stuff of legends. Howard’s impression of his fathers reaction to Gary throwing out the first pitch is one of my favorite segments in radio history.
#ProperModulation
FTW.
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I've watched football all day. The referees have incessantly halted games for ridiculous calls and endless conferences. The ruin everything with their non-stop horse shit but Curtis Samuel gets smashed in the head multiple times without any Official intervention? Word.
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Curtis Samuel is signing with Washington, per source.
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Another issue w/ the Eagles tanking is that it completely obfuscates any accomplishment for Washington. The entire narrative is about how seemingly easy it would have been for them to win if Hurts stayed in the game. We have no idea if that's true but it's the entire conversation
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Think this tweet sounded more dire than it actually was intended. I feel so much better now that I'm exercising. It's night & day. Hoped it might contribute to others giving it a shot. That was the only motivation. Thanks for the kind words, but I'm as happy as I've been in years
FWIW, I was battling some pretty deep depression recently and decided to start exercising a little bit every day. I'm on day 14. The difference is astounding. If you're fat and sad like me, ride the bike for 30 minutes. Even if you suck at it. Not a sermon, just a thought
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Top Gun Maverick is the best goddamn movie I’ve ever seen. I hope to stop crying soon.
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Just learned that Will Thorpe passed away. Will owned
@HighCottonBBQ
in Kitty Hawk and was one of my favorite people on earth. He was generous and friendly and made the best Fried Chicken I’ve ever had. Fucking terrible. Safe home, Will. You were one in a million.
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Requested pancakes, turkey bacon, coffee, log cabin syrup and The Hunt for Red October on the television for my birthday. Wife delivered on all of it. 👊
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Please give the ball to this man. Hand it to him. Throw it to him. Snap it to him. Please.
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Allow me to be the first to wish you Happy Thanksgiving, Friendos! 🦃
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I have a better idea. Stop having big expensive weddings. Everyone. No one wants to go to them. Use the money towards a home, vacation or god forbid just save it. The dumbest thing in the world is a big, expensive wedding.
Weddings cost a lot. Should no call, no show guests have to pay? One couple drew up an invoice. “This amount is what you owe us for paying for your seats(s) in advance”
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I don't like weddings, but marriage is important. Putting your partners needs above your own is what good people do. Tonight, I was privileged enough to preside over two good people making a life long commitment to each other. Congratulations to
@HottmannTedd
& his lovely wife.
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Fantastic.
K-9 police dog sent into retirement with a tennis ball surprise.. 😊
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My first sip of alcohol in 9 days. Not a bad record for this vicinity. Cheers, friendos.
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Received some devastating news yesterday. While it is not in my best interest to publicly admit, transparency with my X followers has always been something important to me. It's come to my attention that I like broccolini. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
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How are they tuning out all the bullshit around them? I know they are professional players and coaches but the franchise has been under siege all season. How do you stay focused? It would have been so easy to give up. I certainly did. Very impressive.
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Tomorrow feels like a really good day to not be on twitter.
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Just passed a jeep with a big o and dukes reloaded magnet heading East on 64. Waved at the dude and he looked terrified. If you see this, it was me. I hope your old man was just asleep in the passenger seat. Zonked out, he was.
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Just got out of Dr. Strange and I’m not saying shit. You know why? Because it’s Friday of opening weekend and I’m not an asshole. Well, at least not about that.
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Thank you to
@erockradio
&
@notsam
for coming on the show this week to help remember the great
@Fezshitter
. Some really funny stories and segments. Wednesday we will be joined by the Notorious
@EastSideDave
. Should be fun. Safe home Big Cat.
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Airport beers before noon are one of life’s great indulgences. Almost worth the hassle of travel simply because of their existence. Cheers, friendos. 🍻
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The pearl clutching about the coldness in Kansas City tonight from the football media has moved way past embarrassing. The reason everyone likes this sport is because they play in shit like this. Does anyone that writes about football actually LIKE football?
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Just had the biggest day in the history of
@CWdrygoods
for “Christmas in June in July.” Had a line for 4 straight hours. Need a tallboy and to hear “God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman” by
@HalfordMetal
on
#ASSN
for
@Kidtastrophy
Radio. What a day!
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Working on something pretty special as a thank you for Founding Members. You guys are going to be so pleased.
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No one has ever lost more money betting on football than I have this weekend.
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How does this happen to them every year? Doesn't matter how many wins they have or how much talent they have or who they are playing. Need a 30 for 30 on it.
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