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gamer. nerd. homosexual. sometimes all three at once. He/him.
Omaha, Nebraska
Joined May 2013
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My husband had a parent pull their child from his school just for mentioning he went on a honeymoon with me over his summer break.
🙃
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Finally a card for when two tops announce they're adding a bottom to their relationship.
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Look, I hate these dressing room pictures, but I did end up buying these jeans because 🍑
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The weirdest part about getting older is when twinks start calling you daddy.
What's next? Are they going to expect me to top?
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Just walked around the zoo for almost three hours.
Who's into giving foot rubs?
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What do we think of the moustache?
Thinking of keeping it and seeing if the hubby notices 🙃
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Tucker knows the sound of me laying on the couch and always comes trotting over for snuggles.
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If I send this to my boss do you think he'll understand why I can't work today?
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Seeing Batman. Only spent $10 on tickets, and there's a hot daddy next to us. 🙃
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@Slade
@TangoGolfKilo
Hi, yes, I would like to make sure this gets included in the montage.
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Haircut, new music, and a controlled project board.
This Friday said gay rights ♥️
(Tucker the brownie dog is doing just fine too.)
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I have to remember that I can't scroll through Twitter while I'm in the office. 😳
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We're seeing Mario in this 4D theater with motion seats and... Air jets? I dunno.
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I would DM a lot more of you gays in my phone but y'all generally intimidate me.
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Still kinda sick, but did my lil chest day yesterday and my lil back day today. Hopefully I've got the energy to clean up the house and go catch some Bagon later.
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Huh.
Adding a couple hour long cycling sessions a week seems to be helping.
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This is the most gay thing we will ever see in our lives.
Oh to be Kylie Minogue and being carried by Andrew Scott and Jonathan Bailey
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My face when I realize I still have a several hours of post-story content before I can start Shadowbringers.
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He demanded to be on my lap and immediately passed out.
Ignore the messy ass background, we're balls deep in packing still.
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Depression bought a sleeping Squirtle.
I am a highly functional 37 year old adult.
🙃
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If the T line lights up almost immediately after the test solution hits it, do I win a prize?
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pronouns : he/him
height :6'1
shoe size : 10.5 - 11
zodiac : Leo
smoke : no
tattoos : one
piercings : 0, but I've had nipples and an industrial before learning my body hates stainless steel 🙃
fav color : orange
fav drink : coffee
pronouns : he/him
height : 5’10-5’11 (varies by day)
shoe size : 9.5-11 (varies by width)
zodiac : ☀️Aquarius🌙virgo⬆️aquarius
smoke : no
tattoos : a lot
piercings : 3
fav color : blue / sage
fav drink : water
if you, see this do it
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2012 was a weird year for me, with a rough breakup and relocating back to Nebraska from NYC, so here's one from 2013 when I tried to make an 11th Doctor costume and got mistaken for Pee-wee 🙃
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Y'all.
We signed on a house today. It has a pool. Expect this to become my entire personality.
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Tried on jeans today, couldn't get the 34s close to buttoning, and now I'm in my feelings.
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Tempted to mix all the booze we don't want to move into one container and take shots until I pass out.
This is a bad idea, right?
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Missed a call from our CEO this morning.
It turns out I got nominated for, and am receiving, a recognition award at work.
🥲
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Hubby is out having end of year drinks with his teaching partners and I'm bored at home alone 🥲
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Your last saved selfie is you on the outside and your last saved meme is you on the inside.
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I know I've got some oomfs in their early 20s.
I beg you, if you have a credit card, be fucking responsible with it. Getting in to debt right as you're starting out is AWFUL and takes SO LONG to climb back out of. 🙏
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility everyone ♥️
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Have I been up since 4? Yes.
Did I finish my beanie to match my scarf and blanket? Yes.
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Here's a picture of us from... 2015?
And now we'll be celebrating one year of marriage tomorrow.
🥰
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This is me at 21, maybe 22.
I used to lug that CRT around to LAN parties. This is why I have back pain now.
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Book Twitter: it's totally okay to put down a book that's fine but kinda boring, right?
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@MrPeteAndrew
I'm just waiting for the slash fiction between him, Pete, and Chastain.
Which also may be a cry for help.
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