biblically accurate cloud rat
@cerebralmourge
Followers
7,730
Following
357
Media
536
Statuses
4,909
if you give a mouse a cookie but with a cigarette and martini
Joined July 2020
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Vance
• 2396724 Tweets
Vance
• 2396724 Tweets
#VPDebate2024
• 332546 Tweets
Pence
• 136253 Tweets
Minnesota
• 134115 Tweets
Tampon Tim
• 96367 Tweets
Tiananmen Square
• 65895 Tweets
महात्मा गांधी
• 64225 Tweets
LINGLING MYCHERIE AMOUR EP4
• 62996 Tweets
からくりサーカス
• 61958 Tweets
गांधी जयंती
• 59758 Tweets
#原神KFCコラボ
• 57910 Tweets
लाल बहादुर शास्त्री
• 56557 Tweets
#GandhiJayanti
• 55539 Tweets
ケンタッキー
• 51354 Tweets
Obamacare
• 32481 Tweets
ニンテンドーミュージアム
• 28322 Tweets
リネット
• 26305 Tweets
Timmy
• 23926 Tweets
Vladimir
• 23703 Tweets
宮崎空港
• 17545 Tweets
ネットオーダー
• 17181 Tweets
原神コラボ
• 13907 Tweets
#LalBahadurShastri
• 11043 Tweets
a man tried to run me over today, then he called me pretty and asked for my number
99
55
5K
suicidal thoughts ain’t got nothin on me
10
16
706
all of my new followers are gonna be so disappointed to learn I’m only cute 5% the time and a drunk sad walrus the other 95%
4
9
618
TikTok has me so very aggressively shadow banned but I look cute so
8
14
306
Merry Christmas from outside the trap
5
17
254
ever since I lost weight my head looks huge like a fuckin lollipop
8
7
231
I lost my job, my car, and my will to live within 24 hours due to circumstances entirely out of my control so i’m fully restarting and opening my OF if anyone wants to sub to help me survive or whatever lol
16
18
220
Here’s me in a random bar at 2 am sober as a new born
5
5
197
I’ve worn this same three quarter sleeve black Charlotte Russe crop top once a week for 6 years, and yet my therapist wants to say I have commitment issues
4
10
201
I’m so hot now that I don’t care about men
5
8
199
Treating my inner child by giving her a shot of tequila with brunch
3
8
206
Just a reminder that I’m not only mentally ill and hilarious but also extremely sexy
8
7
175
I GOT THE JOB I’M LITERALLY CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW BRO I NEEDED THIS WIN
19
5
179
Due to a momentary lapse in judgement and an allergic reaction on my scalp preventing me from redying my hair I will momentarily be a blonde bitch, I do apologize
13
9
156
Just me and my oatmilk latte against the world
4
2
153
testing if I’m still on post block for telling someone to unalive themselves
2
3
155
Idc what you say dark hair was the move
4
9
150
I can do all things through la croix who strengthens me
1
6
150
@PonyboyKurtiz
@A_Final_Boy
@mephisto0666
@metalcoremama
I’ve doubt you have if you’re shit talking someone for saying cheating is gross. Weird look.
1
0
142
Showed up to go on a date with a man and he had a galaxy flat bill hat on backwards. He already saw me and it was too late to walk away so I did the only thing I could think to do to make him uninterested and sung the VeggieTales the hair brush song, the whole date lasted 11 min.
4
4
147
I could touch up my roots but that’s a solid 5 hours out of my day that I could be sitting outside in the rain pretending my life is a movie
5
9
140
I think Sanguisugabogg would be a beautiful name for a baby
1
22
150
brought to you by Wellbutrin and fizzy water
4
4
143