carlos
@ccaaarrllloosss
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|| eras x4 || multistan || like 79% of my tweets are satire.
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Joined April 2020
RT @rryluna: my mom went through all this just for me to rot in bed and call a 31 year old fruit man a baby and obsess over him
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RT @PopBase: Charli xcx shows support for Addison Rae’s upcoming single ‘High Fashion’: “i can’t waaaaaait !!!!!!!”
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RT @jacques_lakan: Memorizing two or three words from a banger tweet so I can still search for it after it disappears during the instant ti…
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RT @batemansdick: EVERYTIMEYOUGETTOOCLOSEIRUNIRUNAWAYANDEVERYTIMEYOUSAYTHEWORDSIDONTKNOWWHATTOSAYBACKBACKTOTHEBEGINNINGREALLYWISHTHATICOULD…
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i think i have to cancel my plans tonight like i genuinely need sleep 😭😭
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@yolandafister “press a 1 in the comments if you have a yeast infection, the dolls with the yeast infection press 1!!!”
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