This brand of wannabe tryhard snarky quasi-Azealia Banks Shady AF Comebacks has got to stop because you guys just look like the verbal equivalent of this GIF
Karamo dozen personality hire, Antoni doesn’t do anything that a NYT cooking subscription wouldn’t do for you, Tan has the worst possible fashion sense, JVN outlandish diva and attention whore… Bobby Berk you will always be famous
Ducks are violent rapist so much so that female ducks have devolved a maze like vagina with “dead ends” so that they can only accept the semen of the duck they actually want to mate with
Every kpop boy group is so formulaic it’s
- guy who wanted to be an actor but got duped into doing kpop
- guy who’s just loud and people mistake it as being funny
- guy who leaves because he treats women like shit
- feminine guy that attracts weird fujoshis as his fans
idgaf who the fuck taeyong sobin whoever is this BUT IMAGINE CANCELING YOUR IDOLS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE WATCHING ANIME LMFAOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UPPPPPP
i love seeing people being internet moral police just to make their chronically online-self better
We need to conduct studies on why satirical characters are reformed as aspirational in the eye of the audience (Patrick Bateman, Jordan Belfort, Blair Waldorf, Cassie from Euphoria & her treacherously long morning beauty routine)
Weird girls stan weird guys because they see them being weird and they’re like “they’re just like me” but weird guys are fucking weird because they do stupid shit like read about children being molested and flogged
Nicki and Drake are 100% still going to be successful in the public eye, nostalgia can be an infallible armor if done right. Even though Nicki flops from time to time and is unable to hold relationships with female rappers & should be classified on DSM-5 she’s here to stay
The fact that men will fully follow and comment on thirst trapping female accounts while having their whole ass girlfriend/fiancee/wife in their profile or in their posts is absolutely crazy to me.
Johnny had 16 years to build a fanbase and nobody shows out for him. Nobody buys his merchandise. Even less people want to pay money to see his face. On top of that he thinks child abuse is okay 😭 you’re funny
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Making drinking your entire personality is so embarrassing I was experiencing gigantic waves of secondhand humiliation... truly cannot be friends with all your coworkers
Do they know NCT 127 achievements aren't Johnny's individual achievements — Johnny on a good day financially contributes approximately 10% of what Jaehyun does on his worst day to NCT 127's success
OK I don’t know if anyone else has this problem but when their parents go back to Asia do they ever just bring the most random things as gifts and it’s like… they have Neutrogena in Vietnam… They have snickers and beef jerky in China
Oh I’m winning this one…
1. My Forged Wedding/Voltage otome games in general
2. Hua Chenyu
3. Being Winner fan that isn’t Indonesian
4. Miroh by Stray Kids
5. Hating on Lucas when it was unpopular
6. House of Anubis when it was airing
7. Finding High4 Youngjun really attractive
4. When Chuck had to pay for her to get papped and make her feel better about herself 😭
5. Trying to seduce Chuck into having sex with her because she didn’t want to say I love you to him
6. Realizing how much more likable Serena was than her during the whole Poppy arc
Been getting a lot of sorority posts recommended to me where 40something men are commenting on which girls are attractive or how ran through (insert creative d**th threat here)
Johnny is such a lame omg we already knew about Haechan’s weird ass but this scandal is peak male degeneracy and now we have to deal with 15 year olds posting about how NCT are actually gay and how they wish it was them that was getting pimped out 😭
I love talking but I personally never ask for anyone’s Instagram any more & just wait for them to do it because I’m tired of seeing random people’s shit at this point
Still thinking about the ladies next to me, strangers to each other, who talked nonstop on my flight from Atlanta to Seattle. Five hours. Serious therapy vibes. Then at the end, they just said “Great to meet you,” AND LEFT WITHOUT EXCHANGING INFORMATION.
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Even the short nail extensions are so gross and I’ve only gotten them twice 🤦🏻♀️ can’t open shit can’t wipe your ass have to change the way you type and on top of that they end up being $300 in big cities
Snitching on oomf that I can’t fucking stand to our mutual oomfs and they all agree that her behavior is in line & that they can see her doing the shit she did to me yes lawdddd
Most insecure Blair Waldorf moments in no particular order:
1. Marrying Chuck after he sold her to a hotel
2. Begging for Louis back after the first date where he realized she just wanted him for his title
3. Getting high school girls to make her fashion clothing relevant
I’m just watching from the side but omg her politics are literally just sticking her neck out for abusive men that happen to be poor or gay or not white like damn talk about a pick me
Okay c’mon… Anti-Hero and YOYOK being about the GOP giving up on Donald… Midnight Rain being about Donny chasing fame… Vigilante Shit about the 2020 election… Bejeweled about Donny for President 2024…
I might be easily influenced from Amazon storefronts and purchased many an unnecessary item but those little zip up luggage bags that you fit shoes clothes and skincare in have saved my life
I don't read fanfiction, but it'd be fun to read it from Clove & Cato's perspective. I've been looking through the subreddit for THG regarding Careers considering the whole point of the trilogy was to remember who your enemy is/how people can be blinded by hating hypocrisy &
Ok well i was going to beg for work and say that i needed time to process getting laid off but i log on to teams and i’m removed from the team chats and replaced by another associate WINXKSNDLDBDKCBDK LIKE OKAY!!!