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Bitches be like “wear your mask, be safe!” then get on a plane to Mexico LMAO.
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Latinas are shaking.
Theres a Hot Cheetos Shortage in the U.S right now. This shortage is mainly because of increased demand and tightening supply. Some stores are putting limitations on how many you can buy.
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STOP GLORIFYING CALIFORNIA THERE IS NO MORE ROOM ON THE FREEWAYS
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Friends: Come to the rave. Me: no. I’m saving $. Friends: I’ll buy you your ticket . Me:.
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Moderna Mamis let me hear y’all make some noise
Moderna releases preliminary data indicating its vaccine is likely to hold up against several variants of concern, including the Delta variant, which is predicted to become the dominant variant in the U.S.
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I cannot believe Pasquale is irresponsible enough to throw a massive event like EDC so soon. With that said, I’m looking for a 3-day pass so HMU.
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Is there a guide on how not to sound like a crackhead to someone who doesn’t party like you do LOL.
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Coachella jail was probably my least favorite stage at the festival tbh. But at least they had shade and free cold water!.
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Got invited to go to EDC on an all expenses paid trip but the fine print was I’d have to put out lol.
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Transferring to another school.
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I think this wine has me feeling some type of way. Cheers!
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Officially confirmed: I accepted an offer to move to Vegas early next year as part of my company’s expansion. There’s a great raise involved and lots of opportunity for growth. See y’all in the desert 🥳.
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Can’t wait to be medically transported out of the festival by helicopter!
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Sweetie, it’s called duality. How about you work hard, travel the world AND rave?.
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Is that Boris Brejcha and Offset.
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I might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. i find it extremely disrespectful when people don’t stand for the national anthem. as soon as u hear “Money is the anthem of success, so before we go out what’s your address?" u need to be OUT of your seat.
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The new girl: Hey do you have any kids? . Me: no I’m 23 lol. Her: oh I’m 26 and I have 3 kids. Me:. Me:. Me:. Me:. Me: I’m gay.
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What a night! @saralandrydj dropping the Hot Girl anthem. Best hard techno set I’ve ever seen hands down
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Y’ALL THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING
Megan Fox and MGK are dancing right next to me she knows I exist omg.
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Introducing someone to the rave culture is fucking beautiful, especially when you see them enjoying themselves and having the time of their life.
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Got promoted to customer relations manager at work and will also become salaried. I’m so fucking elated you guys. Fuck yeah. I cried lmao.
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Anti vax Twitter are y’all well after today’s announcements LMFAO.
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Not my Sn*pchat showing me a memory from 2 years ago of someone doing a l*ne off my d***. .
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Wanna know what type of crowd is going to this? Someone in the comments on IG just said “I hope he does a surprise b2b with i_o”.
#Factory93 presents: Catch & Release with @FollowTheFishTV, @RivaStarr, @FarrisWheel, Masha Saturday, July 6 outdoors in LA. Tickets on sale Thursday, May 30 at 12pm PT. →
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How all of you look at the Bassrush stage.
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Just met a much older lady named Jen. Offered her some mimosa and she said “No thanks; just drugs for me.” Nice to meet you Jen.
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Can you believe in the span of 5 hours I saw Chris Lake, Rufus Du Sol, Nicole Moudaber, Nore En Pure, Hot Since 82 b2b Lauren Lane b2b Nic Fanciulli, and Nina Kraviz.
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This girl on my team brought donuts for everyone and she doesn’t know it but she’s getting terminated today 😭.
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Had my 4 year review today with my company. Let’s just say they’re definitely showing me the love for my commitment to them. Salaried as of today and got a 17% pay increase. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰.
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Nicole b3b Dubfire b3b Paco, Testpilot, Charly b2b Chris Liebing, Hito, Gorgon City b2b Nora En Pure, Len Faki, Bicep and Guti at Escape. Sounds like we are going to JAIL!.
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Me to my coworker: Ewe you’re still drinking cow milk? Grow up. My coworker: You take several tabs of acid and shove them up your ass, don’t tell me how to live my life. Me:
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HE GOT FIRED sksksjsksk.
My racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic coworker just got called into the office by HR and our boss
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First off, i know I said I quit raving but when life gives you lemons you make lemonade BITCH. Coachella is full send.
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For someone who talks a lot of shit about tech house, you sure go to a lot of (all) tech house shows 🧐.
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Reckless that some of you are partying with your squads on a weekly or every other week basis. Especially with the fact that some of you guys have family members who are high-risk. Mega fucking YIKES.
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The newly wedded couple looks so good! Anyways, here’s a picture of me enjoying the open bar
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Sister you’re pushing 80 don’t even get started.
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Fucked around and got myself a brand new Subaru 2019 Forester! Happy early Christmas to me. I deserve this shit.
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The sexual tension between the tectonic plates in California. .
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Neon Garden and Tech snob twitter will hang me for this BUT DILLON FRANCIS B2B DIPLO WAS SOME NASTY, SUCIA SHIT AND I STAND BY THEIR PERFORMANCE.
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I know it’s been said BUT whoever made Horchata Electrolit needs their ass ate RIGHT NOW
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