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catja| it’s a love hate relationship between me and my shit posting. @naturalcitrinee | @bvb ’s official hater | 🕵🏽♀️👩🏽💻🖋️
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They used to call 14 year old girls cringe for doing this over One Direction btw
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Pierre Gasly posts about sex positions one week traumatising Lewis dog and the next he poses with nuns I just wanna know what planets were acting up when he was born to produce this amount of chaotic energy
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When Marco Reus committed 12 years to Borussia Dortmund but he’s not retiring here
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They didn’t trow him up in the air. The sat him up like the king he is.
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And you know this celebration was genuine bc Marco is everyone’s dad mentor and best friend in the team ☹️💔
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I need more f1 and mainly lewis besties on my tl for positive vibes retweet this to be besties pls <333
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There’s only this much danke fur alles my heart and soul can take in a single season
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@BlackYellow
🇩🇪 : Marco Reus
🇧🇷 : Marco Reus
🇹🇷 : Marco Reus
🇵🇱 : Marco Reus
🇨🇭 : Marco Reus
🇺🇸 : Marco Reus
🏴 : Marco Reus
🇬🇭 : Marco Reus
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idk try watching Borussia Dortmund.
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Dear Borussen,
As our manager has been soft banned from tomorrow’s matchday, we decided to giveaway an opportunity to one of you to replace him on the sidelines tomorrow.
All you have to do is like, RT and tag a friend who is good looking enough to replace him. Good luck 💛
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Btw if you are on Twitter calling out Mason Greenwood but you don’t call out your mates when they make jokes that involve domestic abuse, or when they are making a woman uncomfortable on a night out, you’re a dick.
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Imagine being employed by an oil club and you lose to a lil farmer team and they celebrate with Adele LMAO
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my toxic trait is thinking I could take it
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Marco Rose and Edin Terzic invented poetry
📸 Dortmund fans leaving the stadium after the third goal
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Kobel at training tomorrow after these mfs had a clean sheet when he’s away
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In a matchday where im sure genuine fans would have loved to be there but could not get their hands on a ticket, someone who is comfortable posting “Fuck Marco Reus” made it. I’m sure you wouldn’t want them to be in the stadium again would you
@BVB
@BlackYellow
? ☺️
FUCK MARCO REUS AND FUCK EVERYBODY. WE‘RE BEINGING IT HOME FOR TONI KROOS.
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‘Sometimes love is not enough’ fits Marco and BVB sm I really hope he succeeds wherever he’s off to, far away from our our bad luck and curse
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BVB medical team - Leaked scenes (watch before they take it down!!1!)
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Το ότι «κάποιος» έστειλε φωτογραφία στην Αγγέλω, δείχνει οτι δουλεύουν με τις αρχές αυτή την συγκεκριμένη στιγμή. Έρχεται κλουβί
#fosstotounel
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Give this man the title. Idk how many souls need to be sold but I NEED this man to have it.
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BVB in 2 days in Mainz still drunk and with only one day of relaxation
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Just thinking of the amount of players Marco had to talk to to bring them to dortmund or make them stay and now they watch him getting treated like that. This team is not seeing a bright day any time soon after him I fear
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BVB: say no to violence, racism, abuse
Also BVB: buy weapons, employ rapists, employ abusers, excuse homophobia
ok
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Is the sun bothering you, king?
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The entire bvb team yesterday doing everything possible so Marco gets his last goal at home
for me, the purest form of love is consideration. when someone thinks about how things would make u feel. pays attention to detail. holds u in regard when making decisions that could affect u. in any bond, how much they care about u can be found in how much they consider u
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
Kebab was getting delivered to the VAR car while Mats Hummels was seeing the red card. The refs were too distracted and misinterpreted the scene. Official apology following soon.
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Btw it’s also been months and you are still crying bc your manager isn’t this hot. Sad.
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me calling Terzic asking why Marco Reus is not in any preseason photo
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Kimmich chasing a covid patient so he can transmit it to him and avoid vaccination for 6 more months
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A 19 year old has been brutally murdered with a scythe (!) when on his way back home after a night out, a car stopped next to him and his friends, and asked them which team they support. That’s all it took. In 2022.
#αλκης #δολοφονια
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It’s bc he ages by 10 years each matchday
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@Beretoooo
So you’re saying Marco Reus and Jadon Sancho in the same team isn’t a form of art?
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@BellinghamJude
We love you Jude 🤍 when bvb Twitter says “get behind me Jude” we mean it 🤍 I’ve got my mums wooden spoon and flip flop in hand just in case.
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thinking of all the bvb babies that were waiting to celebrate with their papas
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Never forget
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