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Would you still love me if I started typing ‘rehehehe’ like I was scooby doo instead of ‘haha’
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Sharpay was right, this is not what I want, this is not what I planned and I just gotta say I do not understand
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folklore made sooo many of you forget that at her core Taylor Swift is a cringe millennial
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He’s CROCHETING 🙄 what happened to real journalism…
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My desire for a silly little treat stems from Eve eating the apple
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Me, listening to my top songs of 2023 playlist: wow this playlist is so good, I love all of these songs :)
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they should keep him around as a sort of court jester
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Percy Jackson is the best character ever written to me because he’s simultaneously a real yearner and a real hater and that’s the kind of representation I’ve always needed
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me, hoping to escape
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Mean isn't even even the best country song on Speak Now
Taylor Swift's "Mean" has been ranked the Greatest Country Song released this century by Rolling Stone.
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looking at these pictures of phoebe bridgers and paul mescal and going absolutely catatonic
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Interesting how Bean Dad just deleted his account instead of appreciating the teachable moment
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Hello I spent all of yesterday slaving away at thread absolutely no asked for but am ready to share anyway:
~*~US Presidents ranked least to most attractive~*~
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the feminism leaving my body after hearing Chris Pine say “good girl” in don’t worry darling
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Explain the wilk piano then
The Y is BYU property and any form of public expression on university property requires prior approval.
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There’s 7 billion people in this world and you really think your soulmate lives in PROVO UTAH?????
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Hey straight people!!!! actually you don’t get to say whether or not Holland’s talk was homophobic and hurtful!!!! Not your job at all!!!!
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When Kesha said “tick tock on the clock” that was actually a prophecy for me watching TikToks while in the bathroom at work
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The sexual tension between the entire United States and Nevada right now
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men in provo really be like “pls be into my dad bod 🥺” but then only date skinny white girls
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Edward leaving Bella in New Moon was actually a metaphor for him going on a Mormon mission
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“Thanksgiving food isn’t even good 🙄” at YOUR house. Thanksgiving food isn’t good at YOUR house. Leave me out of this
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RIP to Princess Diana, she would've loved to see Prince Philip dead.
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phantom of the opera is way less sexy if you move it from the opera house like imagine there’s just some guy living beneath the dmv, nobody has seen him but they know he’s there and he demands $20,000 every month and has lots of opinions about how things should be run
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Friends with benefits but one of the benefits is we are in love
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What if at every concert there was an intermission where a mini sporting event took place
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1. John F. Kennedy: absolutely no one is surprised by this, but damn what a snacc
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I can’t believe Fearless (Taylor’s Version) killed Prince Philip
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We know that in the Cars universe there was a 9/11 because in Cars 2 the cars had to go through tsa security, if there is a cars 9/11 we can also assume there is a cars my chemical romance which means we can ALSO ASSUME there is a cars twilight saga. Hope this helps
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Good morning I have been thinking a lot about utah culture lately for some reason and I think the thing about Utah is that there seems to be a lot of people who care about what i am doing with my life but they don’t actually care about what is best for me, does this make sense
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When I said I wanted a hot girl summer having the temperature be over 100 degrees in the middle of June is not what I meant
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PSA: IN AMERICA SHUT UP DOESN’T ALWAYS MEAN SHUT UP, IT COULD MEAN “WOW, GEE WIZ, GOLLY WOLLY”
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A girl in my ward just said ‘badass’ in Sunday School and I felt the spirit
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Sky High (2005) is better than anything in the MCU there I said it
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I would simply love to watch a movie with a fat main character where being fat isn’t part of their personality
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Not to be all “Vine was better thank TikTok” and there are definitely some funny tiktoks out there but I just think that getting a whole joke set up and delivered in 7 seconds is an unparalleled and artful form of comedy
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What do Mormons love more: homophobia or misunderstanding Les Misérables?
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Was listening to an audiobook and kept thinking how nice it would be if this somehow had subtitles and so it turns out I’m an even bigger idiot than I previously suspected
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Booting a car doesn’t make any sense to me like “oh you parked somewhere you’re not supposed to and now you literally cannot leave”????? What???? Why????
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today is Jane Austen’s birthday which means it’s the one day a year you’re allowed to stare out the window for 5 hours straight and yearn and no one is allowed to say anything about it
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I don’t think I’ve ever felt anything as hard as I felt Jo March talking about how women have souls and minds and she’s sick of people thinking their only good for love and then following that up with “but I’m so lonely” so that being said if someone wants to fall in love lmk
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I’ve been at work for 4 minutes and my coworkers are comparing vaccine cards to marking Jews in Germany I can’t fucking do this today
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Are we as a society ready to talk about Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea because I am
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The Great Gatsby where everything is the same but instead of saying “old sport” all the time Jay Gatsby says “bestie”
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Y’all wanna hear some publishing industry drama? Well too bad you’re gonna: the owner of scholastic died suddenly and instead of leaving any of his fortune to his family he left it all in surprise will to a former lover of his and I just simply 🥰 love the drama 🥰
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I get so judgey when articles say "he or she" when the author could have just used "they"
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shocked that we're in year 3 of this pandemic and the lack of romcoms there are involving enemies that are forced to quarantine together
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If we ever have to have a reality TV star as the President again I hope it’s Chris Harrison
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Full offense but if u think Jo should have ended up with Laurie you completely misunderstood Jo’s character and I feel sorry for you
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How are we going to break the chokehold the title format “A ___ of ___ and ___” has on YA fantasy authors
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Quarantine day ??: I believe there is a woman trapped behind the yellow wallpaper and I must free her
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Hey guys maybe we should uhhh stop making fun of women for posting pictures from their wedding????????
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Girls don’t want a boyfriend, they want Senator Ted Cruz to fall off a cliff
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Might eff around start ranking gas stations in Utah just for fun even though it’s gonna be hard to beat the Maverik in Fillmore for the top spot
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When u realize “I was there, I remember it all too well” is her convincing herself she remembered what happened because he gaslit her so much she questioned reality
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The fact that a billionaire could send me 1 million dollars and it would probably change my life forever but they wouldn’t even notice it was gone makes genuinely insane
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Shrek 2 predicted the whole Meghan Markle and the Royal Family debacle and therefore should be considered scripture
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My toxic trait is every time I read the phrase "it costs zero dollars to be a nice person" all I can think about is how it also costs zero dollars to be a bitch :/
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Taylor singing “i didn’t know who I was supposed to be at 15” at age 31 hits and also hurts
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You’re telling me that in order to get into a relationship I’m gonna have to hang out with some guy?????? Alone?????? Multiple times?????? No, no i will not be doing that
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Today I over heard a girl saying she and her husband go through 41 eggs a week, which is 20.5 eggs each and about 3 eggs per person everyday, so obviously I have several questions but they can mostly be boiled down to one: what the hell???
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No one is more dramatic than my hydroflask on the floor of my car as I make a turn
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hey full offense but I really don’t think it’s anyone’s job to report someone to their bishop or the hco office just because YOU think they’re apostate. Someone’s relationship with God and the church is their business, you have no stewardship over them BYE
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2. Barack Obama: I’m in love with him. I have nothing else to say
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Hey guys just wanna annonce that, unfortunately, I have a crush on a boy :/
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I can’t wait for this pandemic to be over so I never have to hear the word “stimmy”’again
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Boomers: uses millennial as an insult for literally as long as I can remember
Millennials and gen-z: start using boomer as an insult
Boomer:
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Hello happy thursday why did the Whos in the grinch celebrate Christmas???? Like are they Christians???? Is there a Who Jesus Christ who was born in Who Bethlehem????
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Oh no with the vaccine coming out that means I’ll have to stop using the pandemic as my excuse for not dating
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Mormons and exmormons are equally obsessed with everyone’s sex lives just with opposite energies no i will not be reading the replies to this tweet
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I, and can’t stress this enough, don’t want this
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Folklore: the “other woman” isn’t evil she wants to be loved too
Evermore: let’s frame her for murder :)
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