New story!
Been meaning to return to form, writing about a cute half-demon and her frecklebutt girlfriend, and what better way to celebrate that than with some art from the wonderful
@pr0buttonmasher
?
Hope you all enjoy!
Lap farts are best used in intimate make out sessions. That way they're holding their breath trying not to be the first to break the kiss, but also because the second they breathe in they're getting a noseful of their partners noxious fumes.
Happy birthday to
@Impish715
! You've been one of the kindest people I've met in this community and its an honor to have met you.
To celebrate the occasion, a gift! A little story about Kai and Kell gassing a clothing store for a little petty revenge!~
When writing couples where both partners have a gas kink, it's important to remember that farts are still funny and this fetish is inherently a bit silly.
There's nothing better than a raunchy ripper interrupting an intimate moment and both characters collapsing in a giggle fit~
Giving everyone a public update.
On 2/20 I suffered a heart attack and was hospitalized for it. I thankfully was quick enough to catch it in time, and was able to get surgery to fix it in time.
I am home now and recovering, thank God. I apologize for not mentioning it sooner.
A little gift for a friend of mine, the lovely Fuzzbot! I'd link her twitter, but she was hacked and can only sell raybans. I did a story of an OC of hers, Concertina, playing her heart out on stage in a... unique way~
#girlfarts
#skunkgirl
#eproctophila
We need some more appreciation for the small farts. Those little squeaks and pops and puffs and hisses...
Sure the big bassy bubbly ones are great, but those warm little poofs deserve some love too!
People talk a lot about foods giving their OCs gas, but hardly ever drinks, which is strange. Alcohol can get their stomachs bubbling and lead to lots of fun scents later.
The skunky smell of beer, the bitter tannins of wine, the spice of rum, the sharp sting of Whiskey... Phew~
Fuck dude. I got a little tipsy the other night while browsing twitter and I swear I sat for like 20 minutes staring at a piece of fart art and was just like "What the hell am I doing".
There's a lot of hot scenarios you can create with this fetish, but nothing ever quite beats the allure of two close partners just relaxing together and letting off some rank rippers without a care in the world.
Casual farts will always have a special place in my heart ❤️
This is something that I've been itching to do for a long while.
From December 1st to 25th, every commission I accept during the month of December is going to be donated to Doctors Without Borders. Just my way of trying to give back during the holidays.
Hey! Remember how sometimes I write things here?
This one was a commission from the lovely, talented, and classy CaraFalsa, who really wanted Revy from Black Lagoon ripping ass. Thankfully, I'm a huge fan of Black Lagoon, so this was a perfect fit for me!
A lovely little gift for the equally lovely
@Gobrushrush
!
Blair and Nat share some smoothies on the beach, with some less than desirable results. Sadly, there's only one toilet open, and two of them...
#girlfart
#shart
#eproctophilia
LET'S FUCKING GO!
I posted this story a little over a week ago and it's already hit over 100 faves? You guys are too kind to me.
A special thanks to
@Arejay80085
for the lovely art he did and for helping me promote the story!
Just letting everyone know that I likely will be very slow in posting stories to this account for the time being.
I've been working on other projects as of late, and just accepted a position as head writer for an upcoming indie game.
Thank you for your patience,
Castigaine.
@ThePervySage7
Very big fan of this one.
There's something about how the pose is both proud and reluctant at the same time that just gets me every time. Plus I love the designs on all your OCs.
The ideal timea for kinky fart stuff are before bed and after waking up. Getting comfy in warm blankets, dressed in soft pajamas that ruffle and ripple with every blast? Not to mention how noxious morning gas can be?
I'd love to be proven wrong, but I don't think it can be done.
Silent farts are great not because no sound is better, but because they offer infinitely more opportunities for knowing smirks and subtle smugness than loud ones~
Another new story! This one a commission for the wonderful
@pr0buttonmasher
. If you've been following him, you've noticed that his gals Nikki and Lam might be a little 🏳️🌈.
This story is all about them being 🏳️🌈.
Some people talk about OC Lore and then post what foods make their OC gassy.
I talk about OC Lore and you're getting a detailed history of the sociopolitical climate of my world and how it affects my character's job prospects.
New story hot off the presses!
Macy decides to give Abby a night to remember. The result is an evening filled with kissing, cuddling, ass eating, and very gassy 69ing~
Thanks again
@Kazindor
for letting me use his girl!
#fartfetish
#facefart
#girlfart
@suedepublic
Leliel Va'adam, half demon.
Strong willed girl with powerful magic and a love of astronomy. Has been nearly cut in half, shot, beaten bloody, and burned, but still lives. Warlock extraordinare, has bound demons to her will and called down shapes from the stars as servants.
Couples cropdusting is something I need to write.
I have a soft spot for a gal telling her partner, "Hey, you mind walking behind me for a sec?" And easing out a hot, hissing fart without breaking stride.
Bonus points if it's chilly and the gas steams up the air behind them~
This is the start of a brand new long-form series, similar to Half Bloods before it.
Welcome to Betharaba. It's crowded, grimy, run by corporations and corruption is the name of the game.
Also, there are girls who fart. This particular girl is named Call.
An update on my health.
Feb 20th I had a heart attack. The rate of survival was 12%.
The doctors wanted to test my heart after 4 months to see if it was healing. They wanted to see 35% strength in June. 50-60% is normal.
Was tested yesterday and found to be at 46% already.
@FetishShibe268
You lied directly to me about your age to enter my server.
When confronted by others you doubled down and insisted you were 18+.
You have zero credibility in my eyes.
I'm gonna level with you guys.
I haven't been posting nearly as much lately because I've been primarily focusing on non-kinky writing. My ultimate aim is to finish a novel within a year, or at least the first draft of one.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
I've officially managed to win NaNoWriMo for the first time! 50,000 words in one month... Goddamn. Now I crave the sweet release of death for a few days before December...
Face farts are great and all, but so are farts to the back of the head. Especially when they come from deliberately annoying, tricky characters just trying to get a rise out of their partner~
A commission from
@lolotron6
who wanted a little smelly ship tease story of Saffron and Pepper! Had a ton of fun writing this one!
#girlfart
#facefarting
Today is officially the second anniversary of my first foray into writing in this community. I can hardly believe it's been two years already, as it feels like just yesterday I was sitting up late at night putting the finishing touches on chapter one of Half Bloods.
All of you who are trying to get chatbots of anime girls to talk to you about farting should know that I am spending 13 hours every day feeding their AI the works of Karl Marx in order to create an army of loyal anime communist gfs.
Happy birthday to
@makingmebatty
! I can't thank her enough for being a friend for so long, but maybe a little story can help.
I had a blast writing her adorable OCs Ozzie and Kennedy, featuring Kennedy getting her dumptruck booty stuck in the bathtub.
>Need something to listen to while writing
>Creepypasta Iceberg Video in recommended
>Put it on
>Half paying attention and for some reason what he's describing sounds familiar to me
>They're talking about something I wrote way back in high school
>They said it was mediocre
>Cry
Honestly I'm utterly floored by the fact that I've reached this milestone. Thank you to everyone who's supported me to this point. I can only hope I continue to earn your follow every day. ❤️
@Floofy_geck
As someone who has interacted with Exist in the past, this doesn't surprise me. He's been hard into /pol/ memes for a long while now. I cut contact over a year ago because I didn't want to be associated with him.
A commission from
@pr0buttonmasher
for more of his girls Lammy and Nikki! I did one story about them not too long ago, but he insisted we come back for seconds!
#girlfart
#facefart
On the day of harvest when Allah separates the wheat from the chaff, the faithful from the infidel, how do Konosuba fans plan to explain themselves to the Almighty
New chapter of Mood Rings! This time focused on that lack of emotions we call depression. Abby has refused to get out of bed for three days and Macy is tasked with trying to drag her out of the slump.
#girlfarts
#facefarts
#eproctophilia
A new story! This time my part in a trade with
@pr0buttonmasher
featuring some of his OCs... As well as those of
@Impish715
and
@Kazindor
!
What is this, a crossover episode??
I've got a question for those with OCs out there.
When roasting marshmallows on a campfire are they the type to slowly toast them to perfection, eat half a bag without bothering to toast them, or light them on fire and try to eat them anyways?
So this is kinda cool.
I work in a bookstore and someone just sold us a bunch of old furry comics from the 90s. Apparently the publishers were pretty big in the early furry scene back in the day.
Real neat little piece of history.
DICKLAIMER:
Gay Account
Due to Twitter’s new policy, I’m posting a dicklaimer that I am not afraid of Elon Musk. This account would throw a brick at him if it caught him in the streets. This is not a joke.
Hello world. I write fart and scat stories on Deviantart with an unmatched eloquence. I'm eccentric, eclectic, sometimes pathetic, but no one does it quite like I do.
Give the first chapter of my novel a whirl. You won't regret it!
New chapter of Things We Lost in the Fire.
Call meets up with her old ex-girlfriend, and the two of them share a booth at a restaurant. Naturally, it ends up awkward and smoggy between them.
Been messing around with a new Mic I bought for some voice recording stuff and decided to give it a test. Still need to get rid of the background noise, but so far so good!
I guess this is like... a voice reveal then?