Caseohs is a locally-owned grocery store known for Disrespecting our workers and commitment. Open 8am-9pm daily including weekends. affiliated with
@caseohsfuel
Attention Caseohs Customers,
Our store will be closed for the evening as our boss, Caseoh, couldn’t come in to work today. We apologize for the inconvenience and look forward to reopening during regular business hours tomorrow
Thank you for your understanding.
-Caseoh’s grocery
After having our biggest day ever, Caseohs Grocery is temporarily closed until further notice. Apologies for the inconvenience. Thank you for shopping!
Price change alert! We've had to increase prices on chicken, dishwasher tablets, hand soap, and toilet paper due to higher supplier costs. Check in-store for new pricing.
Hi everyone, this is the social media manager for Caseohs grocery store. I want to apologize for the lack of updates recently. Things have been hectic on my end with non-work-related matters, and I haven't been as active on our social channels as I should be. Thanks for patience.
🎉 We're Back Open! 🎉
Caseohs Grocery Store is thrilled to reopen our doors after our biggest day EVER yesterday! Ty to all our amazing customers for your support and to our overworked, underpaid employees who we blatantly disrespect
Our shelves are fully stocked! Open 8am-9pm!
What a day! Caseohs just had our biggest sales day ever, profiting $2200. This is the most we've ever made in a single day. Thank you to everyone who shopped with us today - we're so grateful for your support!
Exciting news! Caseoh's Grocery website is now live at ! We apologize for the delay in announcing this from our account, but we hope you heard the buzz from our amazing employees. Special congratulations to Tim for his hard work in making this possible.
EXCITING NEWS!!!!!
We have recently aquired a product license! We now sell the following items: -Ronpoint Moussaka
-NordicHarbor Salmon
-Pryplat Scallop Gratin
-Bovora Steak
-Ulego Sushi Large
-Ulego Sushi Small
Come on down to Caseoh’s to purchase our new products and try them
BACK-TO-BACK RECORD BREAKERS! 🥳 yesterday was our biggest day ever, and you all came out again to make Today
#2
!
We're overwhelmed by your incredible support, Caseohs fans. This kind of love for your local grocery store has us PUMPED! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Just because we're expanding the Caseohs brand with
@caseohsfuel
, doesn't mean the updates will stop here! We'll continue posting about our grocery store, while
@caseohsfuel
will handle all the gas station news. Two accounts, double the Caseohs goodness! 🛒⛽️
⚠️ Warning: Unauthorized Accounts ⚠️
Any other caseoh groceries accounts are NOT affiliated with Caseohs Grocery Store. Other accounts claiming to be official are either an impersonator or unofficial account.
Our ONLY official account is
@caseohsgrocery
.
@CaseOhsAttorney
is
on it
The Caseohs legal team is preparing to SUE THE PANTS off a FedEx driver who had the audacity to leave our shipment of EXPENSIVE product in the middle of Main Street. Justice will be served...along with a hefty side of food poisoning!
@FedEx
Fun fact- Yesterday was the biggest sales day in Caseohs Grocery Store history! Want to know our secret?
Starvation wages for our employees so they have to eat from the dented can bin out back! Nothing motivates people to move product like malnutrition!
Attention shoppers: We're adjusting prices on a couple of items. Milk prices are decreasing while honey prices are increasing due to supply chain costs. Check in-store for the new prices on these two products. We appreciate your understanding with these price changes.
An important announcement: We will be going from a discount to regular market pricing, effective immediately. This means a 10 cent total increase from our previous 5 cents under market price, to now 5 cents over market rate. We aim to maintain quality while operating sustainably.
CASEOHS IS OFFICIALLY OPEN and our undervalued team is ready!
Expect resentful service from our underpaid warriors committed to disrespect. Insults are free!
Our shelves are packed with extremely expired, hazardous goods - food poisoning guaranteed.
We proudly reject decency too.
Hey grocers! We're always looking to improve your shopping experience. What do you think of our current store layout and organization? Any sections you'd like to see moved around? Let us know!
#caseohsgrocery
Sorry we were closed yesterday! But we're excited to launch our new
@CaseohsGrocery
Twitter page, inspired by our 4 ⭐️ employees starting their own pages. We're so proud of Slim, Tim, Quan & Jim! Owned by
@CaseOh__
. Open 8am-9pm daily including weekends!
#grocerystore
#local
Two Record-breaking sales tonight! Closing up shop for now. Thanks employees and customers!
Get some rest, but stay tuned. Caseohs will be reopening our doors with more fresh produce, new products, and an even greater shopping experience.
Goodnight, Caseohs fans! See you again!
Somebody needs to tell the taxi driver to stop running over our product here
@caseohsgrocery
! If he doesn’t stop there will be consequences.
@CaseOhsAttorney
Ooops, looks like some of our products are a teensy bit past their expiration date! But no need to worry your frugal little selves. We have no plans to restock, so get them expired goodies while you can! Botulism adds a nice kick, doesn't it?
We sincerely apologize for the lack of updates since May 4th. A lot has been happening at Caseoh's Grocery, and we’ve been working hard to improve your shopping experience. Thank you for your patience and support. Exciting updates are coming soon
-Social media manager at caseoh’s
Big news - Caseohs Grocery is now open! Come on down and watch
@CaseOh__
disrespect our workers, and get your groceries! We're excited to serve the community again (everyone besides Ellen), starting now. We are planning to be open 8am-9pm for the next few days.
We're proud to be owned by the one and only
@CaseOh__
! Caseoh's vision and commitment to quality allow us to provide the freshest groceries and best service. Catch his Twitch streams at caseoh__ and be sure to stop by the store he founded - Caseohs Grocery!
@CaseOhsAttorney
@Quanfromcaseohs
@CaseOh__
Hey, from the social media manager here- I would like to say chill out on Quan. He has endured constant disrespect and his low working wages are what is helping keep our business afloat.
#keepquan
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: We're looking to revamp the layout and organization of our store! Share your brilliant ideas in the supermarket-layouts channel in our Discord server and let's make shopping at Caseohs even better!
@Quanfromcaseohs
Hey Quan- I wouldn’t talk so disrespectful if I were you. I just saved your job. Keep it up and I’ll have a class action lawsuit against you for slandering our company’s reputation. Be grateful you work at
@caseohsgrocery
- The best grocery store on the planet!
@CaseOhsAttorney
⚠️ Warning: Unauthorized Accounts ⚠️
Any other caseoh groceries accounts are NOT affiliated with Caseohs Grocery Store. Other accounts claiming to be official are either an impersonator or unofficial account.
Our ONLY official account is
@caseohsgrocery
.
@CaseOhsAttorney
is
on it
@EllenfromCase
@CaseOh__
To clarify, the previous mention of a "kick in the pants" settlement offer was obviously satirical and not an actual threat. We do not condone any violent acts whatsoever. Our legal position remains that we had no involvement in the circumstances surrounding the hit-and-run.
@EllenfromCase
@CaseOh__
CaseOh's grocery store has no further comment on that matter at this time. You aren’t trapping us, Ellen. As the social media manager here at Caseohs, I am not at liberty to discuss potentially confidential information.
@EllenfromCase0h
And our owner
@CaseOh__
is a 700 lb raging obese man, who’s built like Thor and hasn’t had his food today. We’d love to see your grandson come to our store on some BS
#FoffEllen
Ooops, looks like some of our products are a teensy bit past their expiration date! But no need to worry your frugal little selves. We have no plans to restock, so get them expired goodies while you can! Botulism adds a nice kick, doesn't it?
@EllenfromCase
@TimfromCaseOhs
@CaseOh__
We have no plans to retract any statement or apologize. Screw off talking about a settlement - you're not getting free money from us. Our boss did nothing wrong. And yes, we can demand a cease and desist on grounds that your lawsuit threat contains false information.
@Chokpik_CaseOhs
Perfect excuse to sub up. Listen- I know you’re stuck on a shelf most days, but you can just wait until night time and grab spare change the customers leave behind during the day. Or you can go into the register, because Slim is stupid and won’t notice.
#iwontsnitch
@Quanfromcaseohs
@CaseOh__
A cease and desist has been issued. Ellen is unfortunately failing to comply, meaning we will have to fight this lawsuit in court.
@CaseOhsAttorney
will handle it.