Have no clue how a server can carry a whole tray of drinks without spilling. I try to carry 1 drain pan of oil across the shop and need to go home change my shirt, pants, socks and shoes. 🤔
Dude broke into 2 of my job site months ago. Stole all of my tools. But if you look closely they have him pulled over in the Kroger parking lot after selling my paint sprayer to my undercover buddy that works on the race team. Sometimes karma will get ya. 😃 Thanks
@Swaffdaddy_11
The flag man got knocked out by a mud clod tonight but got back up and continued on😳. Quote the night on the receiver goes to
@SchwallieRick
“our flag man here is tougher than woodpecker lips”. 😂
Although there aren’t many people that are working right now, I really appreciate the ones that do show up to keep businesses open. Make sure to treat those people well when you see them. A few extra bucks gratuity here and there can go a long way in making someone’s day. 😊
A normal Saturday night for me usually involves a race car or some beers. But this is no normal Saturday night. In less that 36 hours I’m gonna be a dad again. Pretty exciting stuff getting ready to go down. 😬😅
Been looking for a checkbook I lost since last season. Turns out that bad boy been riding around in the cockpit with me since September. It’s been through some times for sure. 😊
Met a new little race fan last night that thought my crew guy was the driver. I asked him why he thought that and he said, “because he’s much more skinnier than you”. 🤣
Nothing more embarrassing than ordering my wife’s drink for her at Starbucks. I mean I’ve never even heard half of the words that are coming out of my mouth.
Smoke detector started chirping at 4 am last night. I was too asleep to get the battery out. So I just went ahead and threw it in the front yard. It’s still chirping.
It’s 1 am Friday and I’m kinda pissed that I’m not in the race car hauler, searching for a Walmart to park at so I can get a little rest before heading to the next track.
I was terrible tonight
@EldoraSpeedway
track was good though, pizza burger was solid, Moyer keeps digging like a teenager and I saved some laps on the engine by pulling in. Gotta look at the positives. 😀
I was alright with the quarantine, I dealt with the masks, I made the social distancing work. But for the love of god we have got to figure out this damn chicken wing shortage.
The problem with eating is you don’t realize you are over eating until you’re done with your Baconator, large fry, large coke and Frosty. I mean, how was I supposed to know that was gonna be too much?
Doing a shot of NyQuil is strangely similar in taste and effect as doing a shot of Jagermeister. I don’t know whether to go to bed or head to the club now. 🤔
This weekend is my 25 year high school reunion. Might be a nice time to catch up with everyone and tell them that I still spend every weekend at a race track somewhere and that nothing has changed. I think I’ll just go to the
@lucasdirt
races at Brownstown instead.
Thanks
@DirtonDirt
for letting me relive one the most heartbreaking nights of my life with your TBT segment. Feel free to stop by my house later on and kick my dog while you’re at it. 😆
Dear dirt late model world,
Why aren't more of you on social media, and regularly? It would be a lot more fun if you were. I don't expect an answer, because you'd have to be on Twitter to see this.
Sincerely,
Justin
I notice tighter jeans are coming into style for guys. This is gonna play right into my hand since I’m sitting on jeans from 10 years ago that fit me like yoga pants.
Missed out on the night before thanksgiving parties last night so I’ve decided to drink too much today and make it weird for everybody. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
My old man just texted me wanting to know what the girl’s name that’s in charge of the gadget I bought him for Christmas. I got him and Alexa straightened out now. They can continue their relationship on a first name basis. 😆
Woke up to whole bunch of new followers this morning. Hope I don’t let anyone down. I’ll do my best to keep the wheels spinnin’and the beavers grinnin’. 😁
My friend’s dad died and I know it’s tradition to buy flowers but he said now he has a 10k funeral bill he has to figure out how to pay. He said he just wished people would’ve pitched in on the funeral. Said his dad hated dumbass flowers anyway😆. He kinda has a point.
Twitter helps me stay sane during all the times that I used to wanna freak out. Waiting in like at the bank? Twitter. Stuck in traffic? Twitter. Doctors office waiting room? Twitter. And it has less side effects than Xanax. 😜
Prayers going out to the Jackie Boggs family. Fierce competitor, family man and all around hardcore racer. A guy none of us will ever soon forget. 4B for life. ❤️
Our server at Cracker Barrel up and quit this morning just after I ordered my grandpa’s country fried breakfast. Talk about a devastating turn of events as I pondered life and when I’d get my breakfast. 😅
At Menards, getting ready to head down the trim aisle some dude in there shopping says “hey bud, don’t come down this aisle. I just farted.” Nice of him to give me a heads up. 😅
Keep thinking all these old dudes that are friending me on Facebook must be my dads friends. Turns out they’re my high school classmates. Life comes at ya fast. 😬
Came home from work today and
@hayleycasebolt
had painted the bed, night stands and dresser. She also did a great job painting the carpet, herself, both kids, her phone and the dog. Looks awesome babe. 😁
Ole girl here been looking for too much out of me lately. So I made her take me to a nice dinner and make me feel special. I’m not just a piece of meat. 😍
Been watching a bunch of Yellowstone lately. So if you see me in a cowboy hat and cowboy boots please just let me go through this midlife crisis in peace.
I feel like I’ve been released from prison. Racing was great while it lasted but life changes. Time to move on. Every weekend is a fun new adventure now. However, I think my family wants me to go back to the racetrack so they can chill for a bit. Thanks for checking on me.