Mother of Pizza Without Pineapples
@carynrweiss
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I'm a marketer, a Cubs fan, a Bears fan, a lover of pizza (without pineapples) and a loather of bullshit & liars.
San Francisco, CA
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I have a new cat 🤗. I’m calling him Biscuit (Mr. Biscuit. The Biscuit. Lil Biscuit, etc.) cause he’s ALWAYS making biscuits. How cute is he?! 🥰
#AdoptAShelterCat
#adoptdontshop
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“Get in trouble. Good trouble. Necessary trouble.”
-John Lewis
RIP Sir.
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Here’s a baby otter being held/hugged by it’s mama. Brought to you by someone who’s greatly in need of a break from politics.
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SHOTS FIRED:
#Samsung
Just Tweeted A Brutal Jab At Apple’s Bendy
#iPhone6plus
. Brilliant!
http://t.co/ePBe74EhGQ
http://t.co/PmlaTT2Q1s
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The tribute to
#LaurenHill
on the
#ESPYS
gave me chills. Get off the bench, don't stop fighting & never give up!
http://t.co/JSkObaXbky
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I’m fully vaccinated, and yet for the foreseeable future I will continue to wear a mask in a store. And on the bus. Or in a Lyft. I’m not asking for your opinion and I don’t care what it is. My body my choice. 💪😷🙌
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I mean this with every fiber of my being. If Governor Cuomo ran for President in 2020 I would vote for him. That there is a President, folks.
#Cuomo2020
#CuomoForPresident
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Feelin kinda cute. Might delete later. 😘
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It's a Shakespearean tragedy:
Firemen find cat
Firemen keep cat
Firemen love cat
Cat loves Firemen
Landlord says cat has to go
Firemen say noooooooo
Come on
@SFFDPIO
DO SOMETHING!
Help save Edna!
#ednastays
#SanFrancisco
email: fireadministration
@sfgov
.org
PLEASE RETWEET!!
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@adamcbest
YOU 👏 WILL 👏 NEVER 👏 CONVINCE 👏 ME 👏 THAT 👏 ASSAULT 👏 RIFLES 👏 SHOULD 👏 NOT 👏 BE 👏 BANNED 👏
NEVER 👏
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@MysterySolvent
No lying
No blaming
No accusing
No gaslighting
No name-calling
No finger-pointing
Solutions. Suggestions. Steps. Support.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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This is SO GOOD!
"It’s clear that Trump has hit a new & desperate low when he'll do anything to justify his mistaken tweet, including endangering people in the south…pretty much the only people left who will vote for him."
@girlsreallyrule
#SharpieGate
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"Ryan
#Lochte
was definitely robbed. I was with him when it happened and saw the whole thing." - Brian Williams
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Me. But instead of carrots, Cheetos.
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It ABSOLUTELY IS about punishing people who either chose not to have kids, couldn't have kids or who have lost their kids – you ignorant, misogynistic, twatwaffle.
#Vance
#VanceIsTooStupid
#KamalaHasMyVote
#Kamala2024
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Awful fire in Portugal kills over 60. The pic of THEIR president (not hiding behind a keyboard Tweeting) breaks my heart.
#PrayForPortugal
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Me. But instead of carrots, Cheetos.
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Hey everyone, it's my Brother's 50th birthday today. He's my favorite (and only) brother. Would y'all mind wishing him a HAPPY BIRTHDAY! It'd sure mean a lot! 🙏🎂🥳🎉
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Friendly reminder, for those who need it.
Shooting a 14-month old
#dog
for any reason, but especially because it wouldn't do exactly what you wanted it to do, is serial killer-level psychopath behavior. 😡
Period. Full stop.
#KristiNoem
#KristiNoemIsEvil
#KristiNoemIsAMonster
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Successful
#brands
don't market their products. They market the experiences of using their products.
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I don’t know about you but I’m NOT looking forward to going to work tomorrow. That said, I’m grateful to be employed. 😔
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In about 5.5 hours I’ll be speaking at my Mom’s funeral. My head hurts from crying & family BS. Could use all the healing strength I can get to hold it together so I can do her justice. 💔
Look at those gorgeous eyes. 🥺😢😭
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@goldengateblond
@maddow
We're living in the world's WORST and LONGEST episode of the Twilight Zone.
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Do you ever get the feeling you’re being watched? 👀
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Watching the Senate trial is like watching 9-11 in slow motion and knowing almost half the people that were in the buildings are going to make sure Bin Laden walks free.
#SenateImpeachmentTrial
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Smirnoff's ad campaign is BRILLIANT. This is how you capitalize on current affairs.
@SmirnoffUS
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WHAT
IS
THE
BIG
DAMN
DEAL
ABOUT
WEARING
A
MASK?
SERIOUSLY.
JUST
WEAR
IT!
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Absolutely, positively, most definitely not looking forward to Monday.
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No skips allowed; what is an album that is a perfect 10/10 album, in your opinion?
Simon and Garfunkel
The Concert in Central Park 🤗
No Skips allowed; what is an album that is a perfect 10/10 album in your opinion?
Full Service No Waiting by
@ThePeterCase
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Some rules were made to be broken. Like, no drinking during the week. Fuck that rule.
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The only proof that perfection exists. And her name is Jessie Lou. 😍
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#ContentMarketing
Examples To Spark Your Creativity.
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Via:
@CMIContent
http://t.co/5RtoqWSxp7
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Twitter is a cess pool, but there’s something about the anonymity and camaraderie amongst Tweeple that I find soothing.
That said, I just got some potentially really bad news about my Mom. 😔 Don’t want to/can’t talk about it. But I’d LOVE some good vibes. All the vibes. Please
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This sweet baby girl is having an important and somewhat dangerous procedure Tuesday. Could use some well-wishes & healing thoughts. 🙏
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This is happening!
Turns out I’m getting the
#JohnsonandJohnson
.
Any advice for post shot would be greatly appreciated. 😷💉🙏🙌
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@SarahNevada1
“And that’s how Mommy got to own the company. The end”
A modern day bedtime story.
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Ho. Lee. Shit. This is an incredible rendition of Hallelujah by Jennifer Hudson. One of my all-time favorite songs. 🔥 🔥 🔥
#TogetherAtHome
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My heart is beyond broken. It is shattered. 💔💔💔
RIP my love. My angel. My Buddy. I will forever be grateful for you. And I will love you forever.
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Oh the irony. The guy who wants to build a wall had to scale one in order to speak at the
#CAGOPConvention
.
#Trump
🤔
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YOU GUYS, YESTERDAY I KNELT DOWN TO PET A PUPPY AND HE HUGGED ME!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
SORRY FOR THE ALLCAPS BUT I FEEL ALLCAPS ABOUT IT.
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Top 50 PR,
#Marketing
&
#SocialMedia
Podcasters to Follow.
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Via:
@Cision
#growthhacking
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Soccer can wait.
Hockey can wait.
Football can wait.
Baseball can wait.
Basketball can wait.
I miss sports too.
But
#COVID
ー19 kills.
The risk isn’t worth it.
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I saw this posted on LinkedIn & it really resonated with me. Negative people are toxic & life is too short for toxicity. Friends, family, significant others - toxicity doesn’t discriminate. Cut em out of your life & see how peaceful your life becomes. I did & have no regrets. 🙌
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Tell me again why assault rifles shouldn't be banned? Exactly how many people need to die before these murder sticks are taken off the street?!
Add this to the list of questions for
#DemDebate2
with a SHOW OF HANDS. I want to see who'll do what.
#GilroyGarlicFestivalshooting
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If an action movie doesn’t have a fight scene in the kitchen of a hotel or fancy restaurant, is it really an action movie?
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When you live in California and hear that 56% of Californians will get
#coronavirus
over the next eight weeks!
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The term "remarkable" describes something that is worthy of attention, exceptional, or extraordinary. It implies that whatever is being described stands out or is noteworthy in some way due to its quality, significance, or uniqueness.
#RosalynnCarter
was truly remarkable. RIP.
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The Midwest gives ZERO shits. 😂
Mother Nature: you cannot have -46 wind chills Thursday and then 42 degrees on Saturday, that’s an 88 degree difference in 2 days.
Midwest: hold my corn
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Justice Ginsburg, you can have any of my organs if you need em. Get well soon, please. 🥺
#RBG
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Look who made the news!! Please keep sharing and Tweeting!! This San Francisco firehouse needs your help!!
#ednastays
#cat
#saveedna
via
@SFGate
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#Cuomo
: “If someone is unhappy, if somebody wants to blame someone, or complain about someone, blame me. There is no one else who is responsible for this decision."
Trump: "I don't take responsibility at all."
That there is Presidential, folks.
#Cuomo2020
#cuomobriefing
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How many calories are burned by refraining from telling someone to ‘fuck off’?
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All dressed up and ready for BRUNCH!! Happy Sunday everyone!! 🍾🍳🥓🥂
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Shout out to my brother,
@Mickey_SRT8
, who for the past week has been diligently sitting by my 4-year old niece, Hannah’s hospital bedside. She’s a fighter. And a lover. Him? Perhaps the greatest Dad ever.
Would y’all give them positive thoughts, words please? 🙏🥰🙏
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Someone asked me yesterday why I like Cuomo so much.
This is why. All of this.
If you don’t see the stark contrast here between Cuomo and the guy in the White House, unfollow me.
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If u live near the
#CaliforniaWildfires
, wild animals fleeing the fires may show up in ur yard. Please bring your domestic animals in & let the wild ones pass through. PLEASE put out water for them. They're scared, exhausted & have also lost their homes.
This breaks my heart. 😭
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Asked my 10-year old niece what she wanted for her birthday and she said…
“Kiki - I don’t want anything. I kinda get spoiled every year and it’s not fair to the other kids cause they barely get anything. So I’ll pass.”
LOVE THIS KID!!
#blessed
#raisedright
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To everyone reading this. How’s your Sunday going so far?
I’ll start. Mine is GREAT! Perfect weather in San Francisco and I’m headed to a pool party in Sausalito. Grateful for my health, the health of my family & friends.
☀️😃💪🙌❤️🙏🤩😊
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I didn't think it was possible to love
#MerylStreep
any more. "Disrespect invites disrespect." A well-deserved award.
#GoldenGlobes
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This is what a real pro-life movement looks like. These kids don't want to ban guns. They want stricter gun laws so no more friends & classmates will be murdered. I don't want my friends or family murdered. I'm with them.
#MarchForOurLives
#MFOL
#GunControl
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Finished all my holiday shopping yesterday thanks to the help of my eldest niece. 🙌 🙌🙌
Settle down fellas, she’s only 15.
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29 years ago today my father spoke his last words. We didn't know they'd be his last words. For 5 days we watched his organs fail until we took him off life support. This year is particularly difficult/relevant.
He was 53. I'm 53.
Life is short. Don't waste a single moment 🥹
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@ThatEricAlper
In Your Eyes...
Pretty in Pink...
Don't You (Forget About Me)...
Mrs. Robinson...
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Some pretty great tips here!
#DigitalMarketing
Myth Busters: Keywords in
#SEO
, A/B Tests & More - via
@lightspand
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So, I did a thing. 🤷♀️
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
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The president of the United States REFUSED to condemn White Supremacy on the World Stage.
Remember this.
#Debates2020
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Yes, I break pasta so it fits in the pot IDGAF.
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