Darren Collier
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Tipton/Columbia/Carthage. “For the money, for the glory and for the fun. But mostly for the money” - - Smokey and the Bandit
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@AdamSchefter
But more importantly, Adam, he gets a sack and the KC metro area gets a free Big Mac Monday. Priorities, brother, priorities.
#ChiefsKingdom
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@realDonaldTrump
Few folks remember a key lateral by Jesus in the Cal - Stanford game that led to the eventual game winning TD.
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Well you’re standing outside watching it, so you’re welcome in the Midwest next spring anytime you want to come out.
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@Super70sSports
Guessing “Battle of the Network Stars” was filmed mostly on cool autumn mornings?
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@SportsCenter
By golly when I was a kid we didn’t use no fancy-pants gizmo to make our point w/the refs. Hell no, we threw chairs at’m!
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@F1abraham
And 8 billion is a conservative estimate, Coach. Lotta folks were watching via pirated internet from their unsuspecting neighbor.
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@Super70sSports
“We Built This City” Jefferson Starship. Painful. Should be used in place of water boarding to get secrets outta bad guys.
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@AdamSchefter
3:40?!? On a Wednesday?!? Seriously, what kinda person....schedules a game at that time.
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@Super70sSports
To be fair, Gabe had just watched celebrity swimming and the blood that had rushed out of his brain had yet to return. So we’ll cut him some slack.
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@Super70sSports
To me, Gabe Kaplan will forever be the Battle of the Network Stars captain. Hats off for coaching up Lynda Carter while avoiding eye contact and thinking about baseball and his grandma.
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@united
You just delayed 4 flights and triggered full-body TSA checks for everybody w/that mind blowing question.
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@Super70sSports
Bartender is thinking, “I’ve made more Cosmopolitans for those two, tonight, than I’ve made all year”
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@3YearLetterman
Franklin’s resume is the only one to surpass that of Ford’s. I mean, one of the best to be elected, invented cars and played D1 football. If only he had known the grind of the SEC, perhaps he’d been our greatest?
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@Super70sSports
“You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave” Hotel California.
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@Super70sSports
“Cops in cars, the topless bars, I never saw ah woman… so alone” Great album.
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Based on the bird's expression, I'd keep driving and avoid all eye contact and unnecessary conversation.
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@ZoeyDinkla
Saw my wife using “the bowl” for something besides “the purpose”. Took a Sharpie to that thing and the stigma has stuck. That bowl is for barf, and barf alone.
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@Super70sSports
Camera operator: “Sir, he insists on smoking through the whole shoot”
Ad creator: “If the Candyman wants to burn a heater, you light the damn thing!”
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@Super70sSports
And when he tasked Mr McFeely with a delivery, rest assured sh-t was gonna get from point A to point B.
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@SportsCenter
I was really hoping w/football starting we'd get a break from that self promoting circus.
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@Super70sSports
I was only 10 yrs old when the movie premiered, but I made the surprisingly easy transition to malt liquor just because of Billy Dee. (Drinking a quart, right now, btw)
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@edsbs
Looking for a neckroll wearing, Mohawk sporting kinda coach? Then look no further than Willie Fritz.
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@RedditCFB
All across America there are crowded family rooms watching this with an elderly grandpa asking, “What the hell…”
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@Super70sSports
Then a quick stop at a phone booth to ask, “Hey girl, I’m in the neighborhood, you up?”
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@Super70sSports
The vest..the hair; style alone carried him the distance and into neighborhood folklore.
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@Super70sSports
My young eyes were opened to marketing vs reality with the “204 Revolutionary War Soldiers”, so there was no way in hell I was falling for Sea Monkeys.
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@3YearLetterman
Have you been hacked?!?
It’s 8 am CST, there’s no way you’ve made bail and sobered up enough to be operating social media.
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@Super70sSports
As hard as I’ve tried, I just can’t get my head around Turds of Misery. I know, I’m probably in the minority here.
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@Super70sSports
Belichick looks like he was SENT to the grocery store by his wife after raking leaves, when all he wanted was a cold beer and to be left alone
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@Super70sSports
Before you arrived, I never realized how valuable Lynda Carter breaks were in my life.
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Her hotel called; housekeeping wants the bedspread returned or there will be a charge on her incidentals.
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@ClayTravis
That might be enough to where he won’t have to have a side hustle as a hotline operator.
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@Espngreeny
Curly Neal and Meadowlark Lemon were heroes to a lot of kids in the heyday of Wide World of Sports.
#RIP
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@ClayTravis
AOC should step in and point out that horses are a green alternative to the ATVs that will now likely be depended on.
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@PeteTredwell
Thought he was going to be a much bigger deal. But now he’s the sheriff of Fansville, so hey. 🤷🏻♂️
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@Super70sSports
Amen. Most humbling trip I’ve ever been on. Totally “get” you post.
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@Super70sSports
“He’s got this dream about buyin’ some land...he’s gonna give up the booze and the one night stands”. Classic line.
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@Super70sSports
Earlier in the day, he was out in Amish country of central PA, churnin’ butter, raisin’ barns, just living the simple life. Waitta second, is that Jaworski?
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@Super70sSports
Steel cage death match, 2 enter but only one will leave; Oscar Meyer bologna kid or Life cereal Mikey? Who ya got?
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@Super70sSports
Nearest thing to a peer? John eff’g Glenn, a future astronaut. Williams was his wingman in Korea. Couple of studs, right there.
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@ClayTravis
Slight difference between the two, but one I wouldn’t expect the author to understand or appreciate.
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@Super70sSports
The late ‘70s and the Carter administration ushered in a different, more touchy-feely phys-ed environment.
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This has upset the Canadians for so long that they added a “55 yard line” to their football fields to try and compensate.
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@Super70sSports
“He’s got this dream about buying some land, he gonna give up the booze and the one night stands”- -Jerry Rafferty, “Baker Street” (cue the saxophone)
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@Super70sSports
If memory serves me correct, kick in a few bucks, get a 3 yr old Tootsie Roll.
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@Super70sSports
When you played in the shadow of Roger Staubach, you got action whenever it presented itself.
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