carriebradwh0re
@carriebradwh0re
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Thinking about this comment Joe Exotic left on Machine Gun Kelly’s Instagram
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Me having a quiet word with Kate Middleton’s kids
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Many fans have gathered outside Hogwarts Castle at Universal Orlando to raise their wands in tribute for Dame Maggie Smith. (via: @AnniesUniUpdate)
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This girl pretending to be “obsessed” with how Blake Lively did her hair when she literally sprayed the fuck out of her curls and gave her frizz 💀😭
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I bet she tried to get this on the Barbie soundtrack and Greta said absolutely not
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Thinking about the time I told my hairdresser that I’ve joined bumble bff to hopefully make some new friends and she said “awww that makes me feel SO sad that people are looking for friends 🥺 I have loadssss of friends ☺️”
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Thinking about when someone said this is Lynette Scavo
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Carrie giving away her prized apartment to her neighbour at a discounted rate, meanwhile her decades long bestie Miranda is apartment sharing with her professor whose only bathroom is in her bedroom. #AndJustLikeThat
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God will never forgive me that I always think this is Vicki Gunvalson.
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Not Jennifer Lawrence telling Vogue to tell Bethenny Frankel that she is not a chef 💀😭
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Me if I could go back in time and stop that tick from biting Yolanda Hadid
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Aidan is such a loser asking Carrie to wait 5 years for them to be together, knowing fully well she just sold her prized apartment for this pathetic man omg. #AndJustLikeThat
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Growing up is realising Carrie Bradshaw is truly horrible and Charlotte York is a true girl’s girl
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Carrie saying “bones heal” while Aidan is hysterically crying about his son is very on brand. #AndJustLikeThat
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I would have snapped Aidan’s fingers clean off if he told me he’s not going to see me for 5 years while snapping his fingers at me. #AndJustLikeThat
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Carrie saying Big may have been a mistake as soon as she got some Aidan d*ck is exactly why Carrie is the most selfish, self centred character on this show. #AndJustLikeThat
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Lisa Rinna has never recovered from Kim Richards obliterating her tbh
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Btw this is literally me at the hairdresser when I fullyyyy hate it but I pretend to absolutely LOVE it to avoid any sense of conflict 😌🤭😭
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Me in a meeting when I say my camera isn’t working
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Might pretend that global IT has personally impacted my ability to work today even though it hasn’t in the slightest
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Miranda breaking Steve's heart into a million pieces then enthusiastically running off to the airport to chase Che while bragging about it on the phone to narcissistic Carrie isn't giving what the writers thought it would give 🥴. #AndJustLikeThat
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Carrie didn’t even try to comfort her long term bestie Miranda when she started crying at Che’s show and this is exactly why Carrie is a terrible friend. #AndJustLikeThat
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Kate Middleton’s first interview since disappearing from the British public
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How I felt as a 30 year old in the crowd at a Charli show
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I went to the Louis Vuitton store and like, I bought a bag. The bag:
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I’m sorry but Kanye giggling, Kylie pretending to sing and Kris dancing while this poor girl is trying to sing to Drake is pure art 😭
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Me after hearing Luann perform Chic C’est La Vie in full cabaret glam in February
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It’s cute how Che tried to pretend they didn’t know that Miranda has been cheating on Steve. #AndJustLikeThat
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Also, she said the apartment had to go to a “single girl” when Miranda is literally a single girl???
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Erika Jayne trying to convince the court that Tom has dementia
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Kim didn’t even FLINCH and to this day, I will NEVER understand why Kyle ran out the back door #RHOBH
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My great-great aunt after boarding the Titanic, 1911
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Me storming out of work after finding out the cock destroyers have split up
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I’ve never liked Chrissy Teigen and today, this has been cemented
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Me after sipping lemon water and chewing 1 almond really well
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@cuntneykardash They called her high maintenance for asking for cutlery, napkins and butter for corn on the cob lmao they are trash 💀.
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Ekin Su: I’ll never forgive you for nominating me as my friend . Also Ekin Su: I am nominating Louis and I will start being rude and cold towards him. #CBBUK
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Me after singing to myself “who the fuck are you? I’m a brat when I’m bumping that!”
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@BuzzingPop Idk why you would keep behaving like this just before the film drops, it’s giving me the ick 😭.
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Me watching Charles cheat on Princess Diana with Camilla on The Crown
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*Item doesn’t scan* . Customer: It must be free hehe. Shop assistant:
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Thinking about how Carrie Bradshaw gave Louise the worst Louis Vuitton bag
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I don't know why but when Dorit says 'GUYS', I laugh so much 😭
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A lot of queer people lead Italian lives.
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The person Kensington Palace hired asking chatgpt to “create an outdoor family photo of Kate Middleton with her kids”
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I’m still annoyed that they didn’t eat the desserts
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@Itsyourdahlia Except bodybuilders don’t burn half a bagel, scoop it out then scrap off bits of cheese and hot sauce.
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Danielle Staub comparing a “We hate Danielle Staub” Facebook page to the KKK
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@ejdickson @TheCut And it’s now very obvious that they started an affair pretty soon after filming wicked started in December 2022, nasty work 💀.
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Remember when Danielle showed up to the Brownstone with the Hells Angels and had an ex-convict bodyguard called Danny #RHONJ
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When that kid failing English tries to read in class and the rest of the kids have to suffer listening to it
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