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@carminelaguzio

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4 months

Reminder that Tim Robinson shreds.

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2 years

Me on September 1st:

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2 years

This pumpkin is $150, out the door.

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1 year

Wild crooner spotting

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4 months

Me for the rest of the month.

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6 months

Anditsonalittlehalloweenpaper

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3 months

Tim Robinson is the funniest man alive.

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3 months

The Perfect Egg Bite.

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11 months

The latest and greatest in Crooner Technological Innovation. We present, “The Walking Crooner” prototype with necklace attachment. Coming soon.

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9 months

This pumpkin is $150, out the door.

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7 months

The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer, is Crooning Loud for All to Hear.

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3 months

Tim Robinson makes Kevin Hart break on SNL.

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8 months

I gotta figure out how to make money on this pumpkin.

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1 year

The crooner factory

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2 months

This Kendrick/Drake beef is getting out of hand.

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2 years

That’s my guy, he’s one of our Will Smiths. #oscars

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3 months

Tim Robinson talks about "The Driving Crooner" on "Late Night with Seth Meyers."

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9 months

Me on October 1st:

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3 months

The IRS today.

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4 months

It’s simply too good.

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4 months

What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?

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2 years

BREAKING: Elon Musk has officially acquired for $44 billion. When asked to comment on the acquisition in a recent press release he simply stated, “you gotta give”

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2 years

Bones are their money, so are the woims

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3 months

Me after staring at the eclipse too long.

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2 years

Me calling Truffoni's to make a dinner reservation for the dangerous nights crew

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3 months

Don’t forget to feed your egg this Easter.

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3 months

The only Easter Egg that matters this year.

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1 year

Me, age 4, at McDonald's just for the ball pit.

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29 days

Yeah, I’ve heard of LBGT…

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2 years

Say what you will about Kanye, but it’s brave of him to take a stance on this…

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2 years

Tom Nook has this badass store called Dan Flashes that’s my exact style. This one I’m wearing now? This is 150 Bells, out the door.

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3 months

Spotted in Michigan.

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19 days

For every 50 likes, I'll make Crooner's hat bigger

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2 years

Chicago ITYSL trivia night was a success!

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2 years

BREAKING: “The Bones Are Their Money” by Billy & Billy wins Best Pop Duo/Group Performance #GRAMMYs

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3 months

Wild crooner spotting.

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2 years

FIRST LOOK at Detective Crashmore in 'Barbie' has sent the internet into a frenzy.

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4 months

Me & bro in a heated argument.

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3 months

Me & bro trying to enjoy a beverage.

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2 years

BREAKING: Corncob TV has just signed Corn Kid to a 5-Year $2M contract as their newest correspondent. He will host “Cornucopia with Corn Kid” airing Fridays at 8PM after Coffin Flop.

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7 months

This is Bart Harley Jarvis now, feel old yet?

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9 months

Almost caught a crooner lacking

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2 years

BREAKING: There’s a new Hollywood ‘it couple’ in town. When asked for comment after recently separating from Pete Davidson, Kim K said she “couldn’t stop Jamie Taco from stealing her heart”

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2 months

Patti Harrison entrance at ITYSL Live #NetflixIsAJokeFest

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8 months

That one ornament was 40 ornaments?

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3 months

Concrete Halloween appreciation post.

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2 years

What’s your most quoted line? Mine is absolutely *choking* to you and yours.

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5 months

This tie is my exact style.

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2 years

One of the most aggressive babies I've ever met. He has a massive underbite, and completely flat back of the head.

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1 year

Today marks 40 days since ITYSL Season 3 dropped. Favorite sketch?

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4 months

Me calling Truffoni’s to make a dinner reservation for the dangerous nights crew

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3 years

When the Shops at the Creek close early.

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2 years

I’m going to house this entire coffee.

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2 years

Me at 10:57AM on Friday

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5 months

My wife is saying my new swim trunks are not complicated... They are. They are.

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3 months

Happy Earth Day from Tim Robinson.

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7 months

One of the most aggressive babies I've ever met. He has a massive underbite and completely flat back of the head.

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1 year

I scrolled through all 113 comments…not a single ITYSL joke… I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that.

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3 months

Z-Shirt feat. Kevin Hart & Tim Robinson.

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1 year

Not his wife.

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2 months

This manicure is $150, out the door.

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3 months

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3 months

What’s your favorite skate video of all time and why? Bonus points if you tell me your favorite skaters part in said video

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4 months

Guys be like ‘I know a spot’ and then take you here

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4 months

People can change.

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2 years

Insane archeological discovery 🤯

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3 months

Me on Shark Tank:

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3 months

This is a masterpiece.

I Think You Should Zipline

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3 months

Playoffs bay bay

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5 months

Ooh, I wish I could hear what she’s playing, man… she’s off the map.

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5 months

BREAKING: We have officially acquired . We feel it is our duty to honor the legacy of The Driving Crooner by continuing to provide accurate & high-quality decals to the world. It’s simply too good.

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2 months

When my wife asks me to guess her weight.

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3 months

Rodgers hitting the 'Aww, you sure?’

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11 months

ITYSL Costume Contest- who won??

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3 months

This is a nude egg I won for my desk.

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6 months

Lions? Wait, like the animal… from the circus?

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2 years

💦🥩

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6 months

My brain being bombarded by ITYSL quotes.

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3 months

This guy rules. He made a dedicated Driving Crooner photo booth in his cigar shop.

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4 months

nah that’s Dan Splashes

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2 years

Me looking around the room at Old Town Pour House ITYSL trivia night this Tuesday in Chicago

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1 year

Crooner Corp. is fully operational

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2 years

People can change.

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4 months

Bones are their money, so are the woims

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3 months

April Fools from the greatest prankster of all.

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1 month

Me leaving the LA fitness locker room.

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3 months

I mean... it's a lyrics-first song...

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3 months

Play-in games tonight. Hit it, Mr. Tesh.

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3 years

shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie

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4 months

When she pull up wearing these

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3 years

🤷‍♂️

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4 months

BREAKING: Biff Wiff wins Best Supporting Actor for role as ‘Ken Crashmore’ in Barbie. #Oscars

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4 months

You're looking at a dude egg.

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3 years

😎💥❗️

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1 year

That’s the driving crooner, it has to be.

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