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Carla Liese
4 years
Putting ur cold feet on ur boyfriends legs in bed really is one of the finer things in life
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Carla Liese
3 years
Tell ur mum ur stressed and suddenly she’s got it 10x harder and hasn’t sat down in 8 months
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Carla Liese
4 years
Lockdown 1 was a dream compared to this
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Carla Liese
4 years
A bottle of coke and a can of coke are two very different flavours
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Carla Liese
5 years
Jumping between urs and ur boyfriends house isn’t an exception btw ur still a selfish cunt
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Carla Liese
4 years
Mad that I curl my hair at the same temperature I cook my dinner
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Carla Liese
4 years
Ur boyfriend also being ur bestie is just the best thing
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Carla Liese
5 years
5 months later my help to buy isa still only has a quid in it ace
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Carla Liese
4 years
I acc can’t believe this year is over in a month 🤣🤣🤣🤣 March feels like last week
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Carla Liese
5 years
Girls who hug bouncers are weird ones
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Carla Liese
5 years
Apparently u have to screenshot ur parklife ticket and put it on ur story to activate it
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Carla Liese
4 years
Autumn/winter zara can take all my money
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Carla Liese
5 years
Roman Kemp is pretty isn’t he
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Carla Liese
5 years
What is it about Facebook that young mums find so appealing
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Carla Liese
4 years
Getting dressed up and going out for nice food & drinks will always be my favourite thing to do
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Carla Liese
4 years
Init mad u never know anyone’s true feelings towards u you’ve just got to believe what they say
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Carla Liese
4 years
Imagine having enough money that u can buy anything u want without thinking twice about it
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Carla Liese
4 years
Blows my mind that molly mae is only 20 HOW
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Carla Liese
3 years
Bagels are a 10/10 uno u can’t beat them
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Carla Liese
4 years
I can’t believe Molly Mae is apologising for using the word chav😫😫😫poor girl doesn’t catch a break
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Carla Liese
3 years
Can’t wait for date nights INSIDE an actual restaurant
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Carla Liese
4 years
Girls u barely know but always comment on ur instas >>>>> love ya be my mate
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Carla Liese
5 years
Why are people still MEETING UP WITH THEIR PALS JUST STAY AT HOME MAN
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Carla Liese
4 years
Ever just remind yourself of a situation and think why didn’t I kick off more
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Carla Liese
3 years
Drink driving has got to be one of the most selfish things anyone can do
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Carla Liese
4 years
Seriously wanna go to Italy imagine how nice dinner would be every night
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Carla Liese
4 years
Zara website pisses me off big time how do people even find nice things
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Carla Liese
5 years
Why do boys in insta dms unsend messages when they don’t get a reply looool pussy
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Carla Liese
4 years
Wouldn’t even bat an eyelid if Instagram got took down for good it’s so toxic and fake
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Carla Liese
5 years
Just wanna get dressed up and go out for a steak and cocktails
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Carla Liese
5 years
Oi nah it’s laughable how ugly I let myself look at work, literally just got ready in 3 mins x go me x
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Carla Liese
5 years
New Year’s Eve is the most overrated night ever gets worse each year
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Carla Liese
3 years
Naaaaa imagine going on love island making business moves and becoming a multi millionaire and a director for PLT all at the age of 22👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Carla Liese
4 years
Ur an absolute genius if u can curl ur hair with straighteners
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Carla Liese
4 years
Sends shivers down my spine when weird men in vans beep at u🤮🤮🤮go away u absolute predator
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Carla Liese
4 years
Driving in the dark with loud music is honestly so therapeutic
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Carla Liese
4 years
Insta is an absolute killer for self confidence
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Carla Liese
5 years
Actually impossible to go out and spend under £70 these days pls take me back to £15 night outs
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Carla Liese
3 years
Filling up the car is the WORST feels like I’ve just chucked £60 in bin and walked off
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Carla Liese
5 years
Where do you even look while someone’s checking ur ID it’s the most awkward thing ever !!!??
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Carla Liese
4 years
Words can’t describe how much I love my dog my heart hurts when I think about it
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Carla Liese
4 years
My side profile actually ruins my life
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Carla Liese
4 years
No food in the world beats pasta absolutely unreal stuff
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Carla Liese
4 years
99p a litre what a treat honestly
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Carla Liese
4 years
I’m sorry but why on earth did we think the DOG FILTER looked nice
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Carla Liese
4 years
Craving a date night & unreal food
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Carla Liese
4 years
Having a boyfriend makes u fat
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Carla Liese
4 years
Do u ever have so much to do that u can’t do any of it so u just sit there wasting time
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Carla Liese
4 years
The amount of time I waste on TikTok is embarrassing
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Carla Liese
4 years
How do boys wear tops under hoodies I acc couldn’t think of anything more claustrophobic
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Carla Liese
3 years
Nasty girls are not a vibe who raised u like that lol
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Carla Liese
5 years
This is just a constant cycle of being asleep then waking up and waiting all day to just go back to sleep
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Carla Liese
5 years
Gym after work gotta be the biggest chore man
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Carla Liese
4 years
Ever just see someone’s name and just think fuck off
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Carla Liese
4 years
Anyone else just feel so suffocated in this lockdown I literally feel like crying 24/7
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Carla Liese
5 years
How the fuck can anyone think mayo is nice
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Carla Liese
4 years
Heartbreak when ur expecting to come home to a parcel and it hasn’t been delivered
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Carla Liese
4 years
Omg actually fuck winter can summer hurry up
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Carla Liese
5 years
Everyone who says this is shit hasn’t fully sat down and watched an episode, absolute comedy gold
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Carla Liese
4 years
5pm got me yawning like it’s 11pm
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Carla Liese
4 years
June in 2 weeks ya what
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Carla Liese
4 years
Going out now is more effort than it’s worth
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Carla Liese
5 years
How do people get out the shower and go about their day WITHOUT moisturising?????!
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Carla Liese
4 years
Don’t think I’ll ever get over Chuck Bass
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Carla Liese
4 years
The white chocolate version of any chocolate bar is always better
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Carla Liese
4 years
A full black outfit with a tan is unmatched
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Carla Liese
5 years
I miss being 14 getting dressed up to go stand in someone’s kitchen with 2 wkds on a Friday night
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Carla Liese
4 years
Leather trouser season fast approaching I am buzzing
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Carla Liese
4 years
What kinda psycho enjoys kebab meat
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Carla Liese
4 years
Halloumi and chilli jam on my mind 24/7
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Carla Liese
4 years
If you’ve managed to keep texting someone during this lockdown u might as well get married
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Carla Liese
3 years
Snoring genuinely infuriates me it is horrific
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Carla Liese
4 years
No time for people who pick and choose when they want u in their life
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Carla Liese
4 years
This weekend would’ve been unreal but na got fucked over didn’t we
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Carla Liese
5 years
Wilkinson afterglow is a tune mate don’t even care if it’s dnb
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Carla Liese
3 years
U know when u just feel ugly all the time and all ur clothes look shit and don’t fit right yeah that’s me now
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Carla Liese
5 years
I am another level of ugly at work these ppl don’t even know my potential
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Carla Liese
5 years
Why do girls slag their cheating boyfriends off all over twitter then get back with them 2 days later ????? Ahhhh u just mugged urself off
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Carla Liese
4 years
A holiday would go down a treat rn
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Carla Liese
4 years
No worse feeling than paying for a train ticket and it not getting scanned ffs
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Carla Liese
5 years
Lads who feel girls up in a rave need locking up btw
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Carla Liese
5 years
Right I’ve got a help to buy isa wife me
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Carla Liese
3 years
Maaaaaaate it’s not even funny how pale I am I actually feel embarrassed
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Carla Liese
5 years
So McDonald’s are closing all stores from tomorrow BUT MY WORK IS STILL FUCKING OPEN I hate this place
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Carla Liese
5 years
How sick would it to go ibiza with ur boyfriend and ur best mate and their boyfriend, ahhhhhhh
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Carla Liese
4 years
Girls who live for boys attention scare me
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Carla Liese
3 years
I’m sorry why do people still claim insta deleted their post?????😭😭😭 never in my time has my Instagram randomly deleted a post
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Carla Liese
4 years
Dominos sides are 10000% better than the pizzas
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Carla Liese
5 years
I wanna go travelling to so many places in 2020 but got no one to go with LOL x
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Carla Liese
4 years
So jealous of molly maes life she is living the dream
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Carla Liese
5 years
People who refuse to drink water actually scare me like surely your insides are crumbling
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Carla Liese
4 years
Getting a new outfit & shoes for every single event imaginable is unnecessary but I can’t not do it
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Carla Liese
3 years
Can’t wait to have my own home and a dog ya know
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Carla Liese
3 years
Why am I glowing down ?😂😂😂😂
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Carla Liese
5 years
What goes through a girls mind to try and message someone with a boyfriend 🤣🤣🤣🤣 get to fuck
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Carla Liese
4 years
People are too obsessed with what other people do it’s weird
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Carla Liese
4 years
I really need to start making effort with my appearance again feel sorry for my boyfriend looooool
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Carla Liese
4 years
Wish I wasn’t so insecure about everything fucks me off
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Carla Liese
3 years
Bars that don’t sell tequila rose are bottom tier
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Carla Liese
5 years
Wanna go on holiday and leave my phone at home
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