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PARODY ACCOUNT. Old account was @/cardisctrl

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@cardisctrI
Ali
2 years
I got suspended on my old account please retweet to find moots🫶🏽
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@cardisctrI
Ali
7 months
This was summer 2019, nick had her baby in fall 2020. Now I know y’all are not that bright but try to do the math
@MaterialBarbies
Material Barb
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@OnikasKatana That drunk btch was caught in 4k!
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
So what’s stopping you?
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
@onmyblocklist Mother needs to release an album
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
This is y’all’s 7th attempt, just leave it alone
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@cardisctrI
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9 months
@bodakindigo Why would you say thaatagasmsksk😭😭😭
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
They’re calling her a junkie over weed, when selena was probably a coke head
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@cardisctrI
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9 months
@mikeandawldat The man is recovering from an addiction and they’re making it a bad thing??
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@cardisctrI
Ali
1 year
Y’all need to understand that it was not the clients fault, he was pissed at her team for telling lies to her about him not doing his work on time or something like that. Leave the girls alone.
@MikelleStreet
Mikelle Street
1 year
Law Roach says the final straw that made him retire from celebrity styling happened on a call with a client he dressed for the Vanity Fair Oscars Party. (note: he did not dress Zendaya for that event as she didn't attend.)
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Megan’s all natural and that keeps you up at night
bitches be coming from their hiatuses with a buccal fat removal but we not about to wake that tea up..
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2 years
Ya Tory and Kelsey must’ve planned this, his team will pin it on kelsey and she has immunity so she won’t be charged. I hope they get run over by an 18 wheeler.
@meghanncuniff
Meghann Cuniff
2 years
I’m back on the 15th floor, lined up to get into Judge Herriford’s courtroom for more testimony from Kelsey Harris in Tory Lanez’s criminal trial over the 2020 shooting of Megan Thee Stallion. Tory’s lawyer admits Megan was shot but says Kelsey was the one who shot her, not Tory.
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
I have not seen this level of outrage over any any celeb dressing as another celeb. leave lizzo alone, losers…
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Kelsey guaranteed her immunity and is now trying to help Tory by not answering any of the questions, she’s fucking evil and I hope she burns in the deepest part of hell
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@cardisctrI
Ali
1 year
Olivia is bigger than all of them
@TaylorErasEra
Kat | Tortured Poet💔🇱🇸🇧🇼🇸🇿🇿🇦
1 year
@butterflydelray Phoebe, 1975, Paramore, haim were all openers and they sell out stadiums and arenas ☠️
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
We need this again @iamcardib
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@cardisctrI
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11 months
This website is so fun to use
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
@versacemeg A bit more actually but yes!
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Cardi needs to post on tiktok regularly, her videos are getting a lot of love and she needs to grow her reach on that app even more before the album.
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@cardisctrI
Ali
1 year
Y’all don’t have much of moral high ground here since it started with y’all doing the same thing to honey
@sacredoasis2
dån • դան
1 year
beyonce stans bullied the bejeweled dancer so much that he deactivated his twitter and then posted this on his insta
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
What a loser
@problemsthots
kimberly.
2 years
😭😭😭
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Was never gagged by dojas visuals sooooooo
@vvsblazedup
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when it comes to visuals, who’s taking it?
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Didn’t know we had to dick ride her entire team
@Nikkeyslips1
Nikkeyslips
1 year
I hope Cardi checks y'all for dragging Pardi over a bitch. Don't forget that's her brother.
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
I mean which Nicki song is bigger than halo?
@bob_oio
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A beehive said Halo is bigger than every Nicki Minaj song
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Posting dms of your husband wanting to fuck you to prove a point to a stan is so…
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Only thing stopping Beyoncé from doing 80k is the stage blocking seats
@CFC_Janty
Janty
1 year
And then you have Cristiano Ronaldo who had 80k people show up just for his presentation. Greatness
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
That big ass watermark over a damn baby, Jason lee meds to be jailed
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@cardisctrI
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7 months
Girl just announced the single nobody has time for this shit
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Using bots to chart #13 ?
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Oh she ate this
@girlsinrap
The Female Rap Room
1 year
. @TiaCorine has released the “FreakyT” remix video with @Latto 💕
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
You will not convince anyone that Taylor swift is a vocalist, she’s an average singer at best
@olwestside @itzrosaparks believe me she can't sing champagne problems mad woman or carolina cause ariana's low register is non existent
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
A man dragged you from your hair follicles yet your still riding for him, idgaf if she was paid off where is the self respect?
@Nancy__Dillon
Nancy Dillon
2 years
Judge also said he would allow prosecutors to bring in text Kelsey sent Megan the night of shooting that read: “Should I get a scan at urgent care? My chest is hurting... My left side, back & neck hurt, but that’s from the fighting & him dragging me out of the car by my hair.”
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
And Tory is disgusting for using his son and putting him through this case just for him to lost anyway, an abuser and a failure of a father.
@Nancy__Dillon
Nancy Dillon
2 years
Tory’s 6-year-old son started crying in the front row after his grandfather was ushered out. Tory was looking at the child and patted his chest to reassure him
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Would love to see your try
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@cardisctrI
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6 months
Travis, Kendrick, Doja, rodwave…
@ConnorDaBarbie
Connor
6 months
Just looked on Ticketmaster… Drake & Nicki are the only rappers doing Arenas. EVERYBODY else is doing Amphitheater’s or lower.
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Did you assume they were beehive cause they’re black?
Notice how it’s just a harmless tweet praising Taylor’s performance… the Beyhive is the most insecure and bitter fanbase ever.
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@cardisctrI
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10 months
He doesn’t have to propose if he doesn’t want to…
@thisisvertrying
veronica⸆⸉ | fan acc.
10 months
and a year later she said he didn’t even though she was waiting for it, yikes
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Comedy is a strong word
@heyheedie
HEEDlE
1 year
like if y’all weren’t so stan crazy y’all could appreciate the good comedy that is her reaction to renaissance
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@cardisctrI
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10 months
Oh cardi you’re so fucking real
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@cardisctrI
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7 months
“Cardi doesn’t love me🥹😢” what a loser😭
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
So at first it was she stepped on glass, now it’s she was not hurt that bad by the shot? Interesting
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@cardisctrI
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11 months
This website is so fun to use
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
The replies?😭
@keyon
HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty
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It’s been a long day. Going to bed.
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
And another black woman getting justice🙏🏽
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
If a beef ever starts between spice and cardi it’s 100% bg’s fault
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
How did she use cardi, bts, and maroon 5 if they asked her for a feature?
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
They jumped me when I said up was a bigger hit
@behzad_hudson
Behzad Hudson
1 year
“Super Freaky Girl” @NICKIMINAJ US stats: 196K pure sales (171K filtered only) 381M total on-demand (372M excluding UGC) 348M Billboard on-demand 49M video (58M including UGC, 25M logged-in views) 323M audio (305M paid, 18M free) 2.725M Luminate units 2.676M RIAA units
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@cardisctrI
Ali
2 years
And you will for ever have the teeth of a donkey
@ArmonWiggins
Armon Wiggins
2 years
Tory Lanez Was Found Guilty Megan The Stallion was Vindicated But there are truly no winners in this situation for me.. Tory for Obvious Reasons.. But Meg will for ever have the stench of a messy drunk that will F* Your Man
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
She’s giving passionate speeches on Twitter spaces over stanning Nicki Minaj, idk a more jobless activity😭
@metaangelI
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i just know she’s a loser irl
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
wait until you find out that the category is called DANCE/electronic
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Lizzo is real af
@N0TFancy_
Liam 🌙
1 year
It's only "I love Taylor, I'm the biggest swiftie" when it is beneficial for them
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1 year
Damn that’s crazy, he’s still in jail tho🫶🏽
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@cardisctrI
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10 months
It was a joke about how John mulaney talks about his addiction in his stand up shows all the time, nothing to do with Britney
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@cardisctrI
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9 months
The wap giveaway happened after the song debuted with 90m+ streams and a 125k pure sales. It was done for promotional and charity-ish purposes. Participants did not have to buy anything to participate and they were not encouraged to use the money to mass buy the song. Old hag.
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Beyoncé is better tho
@MJJSpotify2015
King Of Pop On Spotify
2 years
. @RollingStone puts the #KingOfPop Half-Time performance #14 , #Beyonce #3 . They are trying so hard to convince us she's better at everything then him. In the greatest singers she was #8 Jackson was #86 and now this not even in the top 10!! You'll never convince me she's better
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Well if ThatBarbDre broke the news then it must be true
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@cardisctrI
Ali
1 year
She could be half a day late and still put on a better show than any living artist. Tour of the decade.🫶🏽
@chidoswift
chido⚡
1 year
imagine paying hundreds of dollars just for your fave to arrive an entire hour late and then coming back home to tweet "tour of the decade", what an unserious bunch
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Either y’all are lying or doing way too much
@__sugarvenom
Wesile Snipes
1 year
Bar soap first then body wash.
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Never forget when she woke him up to tell him her close friend(cory) died and his reaction was “oh man, babe I’m sorry” then he went back to bed🗿
@kgleeb
say :)(:
1 year
better yet, see naya rivera reclaiming “I don’t f*** with you” (the song big sean wrote about her)
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
We get it, y’all don’t like Megan, but let’s not lie
@zendayangare
Zendaya Ngare
1 year
Unpopular opinion: Cupcakke Freak can Outrap Megan thee stallion in a rap challenge.
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
At the point in 2022 there was no on going beef so why would she?
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Barbz have no shame
@ilysafari
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she wants to be a fashion girl so bad
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
This narrative that bey doesn’t write is very stupid
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@cardisctrI
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9 months
Did your friend have to show proof of purchase?
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@cardisctrI
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11 months
More like a 3.3 with good extracurriculars
@itszaeok
zae
11 months
me applying to harvard with a 4.0
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@RENAISSANCEHAZE My god that’s like half of the capacity
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
She’s wearing iris van herpen to an iris van herpen show, what else’s do you want her to do?
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Do y’all live in the real world?
@WriteARapSis
WRITE A RAP 🎤 | FAN Account
2 years
@theestallion Year 2 and no ring ? I’m sorry to tell you he just want the cookie 🍪
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1 year
This was one of the weirdest thing she’s ever done
protect black women? THIS YOU??
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@cardisctrI
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9 months
The messy gays in her circle need to go
@phuckyourbadgal
Another Sad Bickenhead ✨👠
9 months
Let’s talk about having real friends! Cardi was about to go on a rant and Star shut that shit right on down!
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9 months
One was filled with lazy sampling, the other used samples tastefully
@ganjaswhore
Jamary🫶🏽🦄
9 months
“album full of samples”…okay and what was Renaissance?
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1 year
“She’s in euphoria” and the first season was great so where’s the gag?
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
You can’t be this stupid
@88CAMINO
𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖔
2 years
Did Kanye just finesse his way out of all of his contracts LMFAO
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“Standing on business” and it’s just stan wars
@honeyicedtee_
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Fck that white lady AND her damn fanbase. I’m standing on business round this ho3!
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Took y’all long enough
Just heard the tory lanez phone call to kelsey, I have to admit he does sound like he guilty of doin some crazy and dumb sh*t to megan thee stallion 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
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1 year
2vinyls? One of which was limited edition
@tmlovesred2
T.m 🪽 | Eras SG 7/3
1 year
If that's desperation what about this?
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Wild side in July. cute promo single in august, then album in august. But nobody over there is smart
@versacemeg
20 Something
2 years
Chile…
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@cardisctrI
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10 months
Kinda crazy how people don’t know how flash works
@evbhates_aj
aj is OUT OF IDEAS
10 months
alr @Beyonce time for another lawsuit
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@cardisctrI
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9 months
Imagine you just split with your ex and your fans are celebrating him on your behalf
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1 year
Wrote her a poem but he’s the one who ended it?
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Sold her soul to the Grammys yet couldn’t bag aoty, does that make sense to you?
@FemaleRapGame
TheFemaleRapGame on IG
2 years
I feel like Beyoncé really sold her soul for those Grammys. And I feel like Megan Thee Stallion sold her soul when she signed to Roc Nation. I feel like they ALL plotting against the QUEEN OF HIP HOP / RAP. We all know Jay Z wishing he can sign a female rapper to replace Nicki.
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1 year
You think billboard will discover chart fraud because Twitter user hexminaj sent them an email?
@hexminaj
𝔥𝔢𝚡 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔧 | fan account
1 year
copy and paste and send to the email below🤭
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
What house in the Bronx looks like that?
@Kofi_Merlo
Derrick
2 years
5. Cardi B
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1 year
I just can’t imagine being his age and size sitting on tiktok analyzing beef between female rappers idk
@Duprii23
Duprii 🙌🏾
1 year
Wasn’t nun put on the floor
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
People mad but I would have given a much nastier reaction
@SpencerAlthouse
Spencer Althouse
1 year
Angela Bassett’s reaction to Jamie Lee Curtis’ name being called…you can tell how much that Oscar would have meant to her. she is, was, and always will be incredible. I better see her on that stage SOON
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1 year
You think this is a sane tweet?
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Don’t disrespect Lauryn
@vvsblazedup
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2 years
which female rapper has the best singing voice?
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
One thing about her vocals is they’re never live:/
@pussepedia
🦀
1 year
currently Beyoncé but prime britney wins overall
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@cardisctrI
Ali
2 years
In what world does summer have more hits than sza
@layxsnv
solé
2 years
Ngl Summer Walker beating SZA in a versus. Let’s be fr 😩
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“Just died” mind you it’s been over a year
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1 year
Having 2-3 producers and making a mid album is not a flex
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
Wasn’t Nicki pole “dancing” at the vmas?
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2 years
Where’s her new music?
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2 years
It must be hard drugs cause ain’t no way you just said this
@itsayosignz
toss a coin to your witcher
2 years
cardi stole saweeties aesthetics now yall think she's copying her lmao
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@cardisctrI
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2 years
@PopCrave Terri is a boy??
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@cardisctrI
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1 year
Topic aside this is a horrible presentation
@campbarbmarley
marley 🍃🤍
1 year
oh i’m seated for class today!
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Ali
2 years
So u diss her and take her flow, how does that work?
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 years
Megan Thee Stallion is reportedly credited on Drake and 21 Savage’s ‘Her Loss’ for an interpolation of her flow used on album track, “Rich Flex.” 🔗:
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North Africans love to brag about their whiteness that they inherited through their colonizer ancestors
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