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Michael J⭕️hn
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Me if Trump loses and I get trolled by all the pussy libs on X
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Best one yet 😂
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Michael J⭕️hn
2 years
I’m hearing from Halas Hall that the Bears are having Internal discussions about contacting Rob Gronkowski’s camp about possibly joining the Bears next season as a replacement for Jimmy Graham.
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Dear God you make my favorite team horrible every year now it’s time to pay me back with a Packers loss. Amen.
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
I’m hearing that Aaron Rodgers is very interested in working with Luke Getsy in Chicago. Internal discussions with the Bears have them discussing what it would take to get Rodgers from Green Bay.
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Can’t believe Justin Fields is playing Mitch Trubisky’s children today. Makes me feel old 😢
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
IF the Bears lose on Sunday. We need to actually riot to get Fields to start. I’m sure they’ll let us watch the Bears in the Super Bowl in prison
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Bears twitter is more stable than the actual Packer organization.
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Well, tomorrow starts the times where I’m either pissed off or over the moon happy for days in regards to something I have no control over. #dabears
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Kmet is 22 you can’t expect him to catch a a ball!!
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Ha Ha just told the crowd this is better than being on the Packers 😂 Crowd applauded
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
A Chicago Bear got Rodgers in the end. Who owns who now?
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
You know Trubisky is gonna play this Saturday like it’s his super bowl
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
I’m gonna start making up Bear rumors and see if Lambert writes an article on it
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
You guys notice how NFL players are mad at the fans about booing Luck’s sudden retirement due to injuries? Turn the clock back 9 years ago when Cutler got hurt in the NFC championship game and couldn’t continue..NFL players called him a “quitter”
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Michael J⭕️hn
1 year
Now this one.. 🐻⬇️
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 months
Married! :) thank you everyone for the well wishes!
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Buddy I’ll jump off the the Trubisky train and hop back on as many times as I want.. I live and die by this god damn team.
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Absolutely disgusting that the owner of the Bears wore a Bears jacket to pick up the future gm! The worst part is he wore jeans! Who does he think he is some kinda Jean wearing Bears coat wearing type of guy?? I really hope my kids don’t see this. I swear to god
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Michael J⭕️hn
2 years
From within the walls at Halas Hall the Chicago Bears are going to pursue Wr Davante Adams if he is not tagged by the Packers. The Bears are ready to offer a 5 year deal worth over 150 million dollars. Deal also includes an 18 million dollar signing bonus.
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Michael J⭕️hn
8 years
@ProWrestlingMag WWE admitted to me this ppv was very wrong
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Lost an aunt and two cousins today (10 and 17) to a car accident that happened about an hour ago. Be safe and tell your loved ones you love them. Is that cliche of me to say? Yes but it’s necessary
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Michael J⭕️hn
6 years
I asked my kids at the dinner table if they would rather.. A. Wear a Aaron Rodgers jersey OR B. Die. They all said “I’d rather die.” I’ve won at this dad thing. 😂
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 months
Gonna marry an amazing woman today
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Michael J⭕️hn
4 years
Jason Laconfora when the Bears win a game
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4 years
Best caption wins some merch 😂😂
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Michael J⭕️hn
2 years
When Justin Fields leads the Bears to the Super Bowl it’s gonna be so N 🧊
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Kirk Cousins gets paid 84 million to get sacked by the Bears 12 times a year 😂
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Top 5 worst decisions the Bears have made in my lifetime. 1. Cody Parkey 2. Marc Trestman 3. Cedric Benson 4. Trading a first rounder for Ric Mirer 5. Jared Allen
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Bear fans are a lot better looking than Packer fans.
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Motha fukas Mitch went to the god damn pro bowl last year. Season is 2 games old. Shut the fuk up.
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Khalil Mack just signed for my kids and joked around with my youngest. I might die
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Who in theeee fuck would wish a Packer good luck?
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Michael J⭕️hn
2 years
What I’m hearing from Halas Hall is that Ryan Poles and staff are laughing at the “woke” Bears fans tweeting about trading Khalil Mack. I spoke to Ryan Poles about the Situation. “He said I don’t have time for your bullshit today.”
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
The Raiders can replace Amari Cooper. They cannot replace Khalil Mack.
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
I’m no martyr here but everyone saying “I’m not watching the Bears this Sunday” wtf are you gonna do? It’s negative a million outside lol I don’t care if they bring in Craig Krenzel to play this last game my ass is watching the last Bears game of the season! 😤🐻⬇️
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
I don’t consider you a real Bears fan if you consider yourself another fan of an nfl team.
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
This is how I stand during Bears games lol
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What is Biden doing?
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Bears fans after that 58 yd field goal!
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Michael J⭕️hn
2 years
If you wanna praise the Bears at every move they make do it. If you wanna criticize do it. If you wanna watch all 22 film of every play ever played do it. Just don’t call me a fucking casual Bear fan. I wish I was a casual then the god damn team wouldn’t ruin my weekends!
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Michael J⭕️hn
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@TycoonRazzi @Morbidful I think you get it actually lol
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
I don’t know about you but I stand with Hub! F*ck Rodgers
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
My dad wanted me to tweet this. Like he really got them with this one lol
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
You know what the most fucked up thing is after today? I’m still a giant massive fan of the Chicago Bears and I hate myself for that lol
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Just watched Mitch’s press conference.. I’m gonna give him another shot.. you can tell he’s pissed at how he’s played so far. I’m officially off the Mitch sucks train and will re-evaluate after Sunday’s game. As always.. 🐻⬇️
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
The Packers wanted Kyle Fuller then they wanted Khalil Mack then they wanted Allen Robinson. They settled for Adrian Amos.. Lol
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Michael J⭕️hn
2 years
Oh my god. #Bears I can’t reveal you’ll find out soon enough
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
I may not live in the Chicago area but I’m close enough to where I’m in the Chicago Bears network viewing area. So... Suck it. 🐻⬇️
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Cody Parkey made me cry. Fuck him forever
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Michael J⭕️hn
6 years
My new porn of choice is watching Brian Baldinger break down tape for the Chicago Bears
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Trey Burton is getting close to Jared Allen as my most hated Bear ever.
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Michael J⭕️hn
7 years
I do this every time I see a their dumb logo. I am not mature.
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
The Answer is Brian Urlacher.
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Sunday Night Football on NBC
5 years
Who is the best NFL player to never win a Super Bowl?
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
I hate the Packers so much.
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Michael J⭕️hn
8 years
Someday Ted Phillips will write a book called "How I ruined a once proud franchise and let the blame fall on Jay Cutler."
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
If the Bears trade for Sam Darnold I will still love the Bears I will still buy the merch and all that. I will also start doing meth though.
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Top 5 Bears coaches in my lifetime 1. Lovie Smith 2. Mike Ditka 3. Matt Nagy 4. Nope 5. Nope
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Michael J⭕️hn
9 years
If the Bears win today with no wide receivers what so ever today... You must forever shut the f*ck up about how you don't like Cutler.
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Michael J⭕️hn
2 years
😂 most accurate meme ever
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
To the untrained eye this is just a boy and a shovel.. to me this is a picture of a kid who’s willing to work for whatever ps5 game he said he wanted lol
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Michael J⭕️hn
8 years
My daughter refused to partner up with another girl at school today. Why? The other girl was wearing a Packers shirt. Hashtag imma cry
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 months
The NFL has no idea the Bears are about to discover the forward pass this season
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Michael J⭕️hn
1 year
@IKE_Packers @packers @ChicagoBears An unbiased opinion here Justin Fields will be a Hof’er Jordan Love will not be
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Michael J⭕️hn
7 months
All the plays would be called “Fuck it just chuck it!”
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New OC? Let's fuckin go 🐻⬆️🏈😂
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Me when my tweets get no love lol
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
“I’m glad it’s over” - Rodgers after he has sex with Danica
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“I’m glad it’s over.” Aaron Rodgers asked about the two days with the Texans.
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Michael J⭕️hn
6 years
I think I speak for everyone here when I ask you politely to shut the fuck up.
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Pats 35 Bears 17 and it’s actually going to look uglier then the score. #bears
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Michael J⭕️hn
8 years
When you tweet "Hoyer should start over Cutler." You're showing how low ur football iq is.
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Bear fans wanting the Lions to win tomorrow is beyond my realm of thinking
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
We can all sleep well at night knowing Virginia Mccaskey won’t be arrested for being a part of a prostitution ring. Bear down baby
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
False. When they lose it ruins my day and the 3 days following. I start to get over it by Thursday
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Chicago Bears Nation
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It’s never a bad day when the Bears play.
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Call your mom.
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Tiger Wins. @Bucks playoff opener. GOT Final Season begins. #dreamsunday #
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Khalil Mack is legitimately Derek Carr’s father now.
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Michael J⭕️hn
6 years
1. Mitch looks like he’s on his way to elite status 2. Defense was bad today but they are still a great defense. 3. Can’t win them all 4. This loss will sting for awhile 5. The Bears will kill the Patriots
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Michael J⭕️hn
7 years
How John Fox watches tape on Mike Glennon
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
I actually don’t mind that Akiem went off on Waddle. Shows he actually cares about what’s going on with the Bears this year.
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8 years
My daughter won best dressed hahahahaha ❤️❤️
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Anyone that’s follows @BearsGrl80 knows that she’s a great person and has been through to a lot in her life and she keeps a positive attitude about things despite what she’s been through. @BearsBarroom calling her a bitch is fucking disgusting.
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Happy Packers lost Friday! Show your boobs Thread:
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Michael J⭕️hn
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I just got engaged
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Michael J⭕️hn
6 years
Put Whitehair and Long next to Daniels. Howard will run for 3,345 yds.. the first game
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Michael J⭕️hn
6 years
I was so Cocky when I heard Osweiler was starting.. not doing that again. I’m officially scared to death of Nathan Peterman. 😱😱
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
Has their ever been a more worthless player in the history of the league than Adam Shaheen?
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|             The Chicago Bears are #1 Also, Sex |___________|                 \ (•◡•) /                   \      /                     ---                     |   |
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Michael J⭕️hn
7 years
@IAmJericho my son dressed up as you at school, he told his teacher that she made the list! #Y2J
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
My baby is 9! :)
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Michael J⭕️hn
9 years
My favorite Favre memory. #Favre4Ever http://t.co/takGZSCqdh
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
@The_Dream99 Sure I’ll be your wingman
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Michael J⭕️hn
2 years
My favorite football team traded F*cking Khalil Mack for god damn draft picks today. Sad!
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Michael J⭕️hn
2 years
You know what’s funny? We all look forward to watching the Bears every year knowing full well they will destroy our souls
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
fIRe nAgY don’t you guys get tired of typing that out? Ffs
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Michael J⭕️hn
7 months
BREAKING: USC QB Caleb Williams wants assurances the #Bears will be drafting him the first overall pick before declaring for the draft. Williams and his camp have no interest anywhere else but playing in Chicago.
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Michael J⭕️hn
5 years
The Bears were learning on the job last year and went 12-4. Lol the rest of the NFL is so fucked next year.
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Michael J⭕️hn
4 years
I had to read this headline a couple times haha
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Michael J⭕️hn
7 years
Fuck North Korea and the Green Bay Packers
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Michael J⭕️hn
3 years
Seasoned gym goers that look down on “Resolution” people drive me nuts. Encourage them! Say hi to them! Don’t act like you’re f*cking better than them. This isn’t high school.
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Michael J⭕️hn
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Graham got to take Hroniss Grasu’s pads off the field. Super friendly guy and was awesome to my son.
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Michael J⭕️hn
8 years
10-6 Is the worst this team will do. I saw them with my own two eyes. It's different this year. HashtagBears
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Michael J⭕️hn
2 years
This was only funny with Andrew Luck because he looks like a civil war soldier.
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Capt. Caleb S. Williams
2 years
Mother— I grow incessantly anxious. I bide time until we storm the Bay of Green and remove the Dairy Platoon from the Northern seat of power. Scouts report their Capt. Rodgers consumes a tribal elixir. We have armed the troops with lactase pills against the Cheese Mongers. —JF
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Me when the Commander fan at work walked in on Friday
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