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Kyle
5 months
If you ever wondered how much Eastern media cares about Western NHL teams:
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6 months
Hopefully Demko shares a doctor with Mark Stone
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6 months
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Smashville's Finest
6 months
A guy is raising a replica Stanley Cup after winning game 1 of the first round. This is how you know these people are not used to witnessing playoff hockey.
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@canuckscapmess
Kyle
6 months
If you’re celebrating the Coyotes relocation, you’re celebrating job loss. That makes you a dickhead.
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Kyle
4 months
Can we get a shot of Edmonton’s parade?
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4 months
This is so embarrassing oh my god, fans of other sports are laughing at them in the comments 😭😭
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Kyle
7 months
THE ORCA JERSEY IS BETTER THAN THE SKATE JERSEY
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Kyle
9 months
(Sorry, my phone couldn’t get 18th in the frame)
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Patrick
9 months
Canucks really traded Horvat to us and are now trading for a worse center
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Kyle
3 years
Thatcher Demko is locked in for 5 years, with a 5 million dollar cap hit. Insane. #Canucks
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5 months
Is there a team that whines more to the refs than the Oilers?
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Kyle
5 months
I’m too young for the Gretzky era Oilers, but did Gretzky ever skate around bitching to the refs while throwing cheap shots at the other team?
@JeffMarek
Jeff Marek
5 months
I’m old enough to remember a time when if you did this to the Oilers captain…..
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Kyle
4 months
Nothing cringier than a guy who played like 8 games in the NHL referring to players by their nicknames. Gazdic is the king of cringe though lol.
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Kyle
3 years
We’ll never forget you Ryp #Canucks
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Kyle
3 years
Robin Lehner woke up this morning and chose nuclear war. Good on him 👀
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@canuckscapmess
Kyle
9 months
The last #Canucks dman I remember playing as a C…
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Kyle
5 months
Probably shouldn’t have spent the first two rounds flopping around and snapping their heads back. Gonna be hard to get calls to go their way now.
@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
5 months
"We would like the same standard." Kris Knoblauch discusses the lack of penalties called on the Oilers so far.
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Kyle
6 months
If they re-sign him I’m buying his jersey. He’s become one of my favourite Canucks 😂
@TheStanchion
Wyatt Arndt
6 months
Zadorov screaming on loop:
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Kyle
5 months
Reminder that Soucy was suspended for accidentally cross checking Mcdavid in the face.
@BradyTrett
Brady Trettenero
5 months
Slo-mo of Jacob Trouba's elbow on Evan Rodrigues 😬
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Kyle
6 months
I watched 8 years of Jim Benning/John Weisbrod managed #Canucks hockey. I’m definitely not throwing in the towel now lmao. It’s one game - and if it isn’t their year who cares? This is a great foundation to build around. Whatever happens, I’ll still be cheering them on.
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Kyle
3 years
This is an honest question here, does the NHL have the worst officiating in pro sports?
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Kyle
6 months
Run Silovs for game 6, and for the love of god get Mikheyev off of Petey’s wing. And most importantly… CHALLENGE GOALS #Canucks
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Kyle
6 months
What is PDG bringing to this team that Podkolzin wouldn’t?
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McDavid crying about Demko getting pulled with 10 mins left in the third.. No ones complaining that Campbell left cause of the mid game sunburn he got on the back of his neck 🤷‍♂️ #Canucks
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Kyle
9 months
I’d like to announce that I’m *OFFICIALLY* joining the JT Miller will go down as one of the all time greatest Canucks club.
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Kyle
10 months
I’ll be totally honest, not once before the season started did I think this was a possibility. Even after those Edmonton games. From taking on Eastern media, to watching a Boeser resurgence, it feels good to be a #Canucks fan again
@SNstats
Sportsnet Stats
10 months
#Canucks are the first Canadian franchise to sit atop the NHL's overall standings at Christmas since the Senators in 2005
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Kyle
2 years
@travisakers Bethesda is already planning the next Fallout game to be based on Twitter in 2 weeks from now
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Kyle
5 months
Simpson was giving a lecture at the beginning of the game about how both fanbases can’t expect everything to be called.. Proceeds to spend the end of the period pissing his pants over a no call. Life comes at you fast.
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Kyle
5 months
@tsedds Congratulations! A job offer from the Athletic is headed your way.
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Kyle
3 years
@oldfriend99 @as_per_danielle *SPOILERS* He figures out how to open up the Big Bang Theory multiverse and a Sheldon variant shows up and takes over, banishing him to a different dimension
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Kyle
5 months
@OilerAnalytics The Oilers playoff run: -one line -no defense -no goaltending -pp merchants If they beat the Canucks, good luck getting absolutely pummeled in the conference finals lmao
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Kyle
3 years
My guess is the Petey and Hughes contracts 👀 #Canucks
@richardzussman
Richard Zussman
3 years
Liberal leader Justin Trudeau will be making an announcement in Vancouver tomorrow. #Elxn44
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Kyle
20 days
No they should not trade Demko and give Silovs the crease. (This hasn’t popped up on here yet, but it will so I’m getting ahead of things)
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Kyle
3 years
@Canucks There is only one Hammer in Canucks history: Dan Hamhuis. Have fun at the freedom convoy Travis
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Kyle
5 months
I’m a sucker for chain restaurants, but Boston Pizza is terrible. It’s always cold, tastes like it was microwaved, and overpriced. Fuck Boston Pizza.
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Kyle
4 years
@StephenAtHome Didn’t expect to open up my twitter feed and see first degree murder on it.
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Kyle
28 days
Sorry, not getting behind the trade a 40 goal defensively reliable winger for a prospect that’s played a grand total of 0 NHL games take. I honestly can’t believe that’s floating around on here.
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Kyle
2 years
67 points for Petey in a season where he spent almost half of it in a slump. Insane. We’re lucky to have him on the #Canucks
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Kyle
2 years
I have no idea what Ron Maclean brings to the panel
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Kyle
2 years
Pretty cool that Nils Aman, a sixth round pick in 2020 that went unsigned by Colorado managed to play his way onto the roster. I know we’re not Colorado lol, but still seems like a pretty encouraging find by the Canucks management and scouting.
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Kyle
3 months
@NHL_Bouchard Alright, even I think that’s nuts lol. Just say it’s for the money.
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Kyle
11 months
365 days ago I was a fucking disaster. Badly needed help that I didn’t think I was entitled to. Today I’m 365 days sober.
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Kyle
7 months
Vegas fans must be happy to get some clarity on Stone’s return date
@irfgaffar
Irfaan Gaffar
7 months
Sounds like the NHL will be moving the start date of the playoffs to Saturday April 20th. Originally was the 22nd.
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Kyle
4 months
@NHL_Bouchard I’m not the one coping 😂
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Kyle
3 years
Is Thatcher Demko the only one that caught the plane to Pittsburgh? #Canucks
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Kyle
3 years
I think we can all agree that Podkolzin probably doesn’t need time with Abbotsford to find his confidence? #Canucks
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Kyle
5 months
@jimmathesonnhl Jim, you and your hack colleagues sobbed until the Soucy suspension was announced. Sit this one out, and maybe learn how to do your job well enough that your market’s fans will take you seriously lmao.
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Kyle
3 years
I liked the trade, but after listening to Dickinson on 650.. I am PUMPED for him to join the team. A Motte-Dickinson-Podkolzin line is going to be insanely hard to play against. #Canucks
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Kyle
5 months
@Sportsnet Kane smiling like his parlay finally hit then the Oilers get a penalty lmao
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Kyle
3 years
Anyone else think the #Canucks are gonna have a quiet deadline?
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Kyle
3 months
I’m not a fan of JT the politician, but I couldn’t watch this and not feel bad for him. He gave a 10/10 answer to a dipsh*t that didn’t deserve the PM’s time.
@ClintonDesveaux
Clinton Desveaux
3 months
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau sounds amazing in this, you can see he is angry when his family vacation time with his kids is called a “story” and a “narrative” by a far right YouTuber who stocked him and followed him to BC from Alberta #cdnpoli #cdnpolitics
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Kyle
4 years
This is still one of my favourite playoff moments. Welcome to the #Canucks Holtby!
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Kyle
7 months
Anson Carter was so insecure about being wrong that he implied that the reporter who proved him wrong was a racist. I honestly could not care any less about his takes.
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Kyle
6 months
Think it’s incredibly fucking awesome that Natalie Miller is on the Canucks for Kids Fund board.
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5 months
@MrBooth07 Notice how he goes from “we” to “they” lol
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Kyle
2 years
I don’t agree with shitting on the guy who made Canucks hockey watchable again for a lot of us who were pretty much checked out. I’ll always be a Bruce Boudreau fan. The players are way too comfortable, the D sucks, and management needs to shake things up. #Canucks
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Kyle
5 months
@frank_seravalli They barely snuck by a Canucks team playing one of their worst games of the season. If Pickard doesn’t get lit up the rest of this series, it’s coming when they play Dallas.
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Kyle
3 years
@BatchHockey @Sportsnet650 Use the like on this reply as a “Bring Back Bruce” button
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Kyle
3 months
I see the skate jersey debate is heating up again. Good time to remind everyone that the orca is a better jersey, and should still be the main.
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Höglander is definitely back in the NHL next year right? #Canucks
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Kyle
5 months
@ryanwhitney6 Didn’t an 8 year old just make you cry on camera?
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3 years
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Today I woke up 6 months sober. The best thing that has ever happened to me was starting the process of dealing with my shit, and getting help with my mental health. I’m hoping someone who’s quietly struggling like I was will see this, and get the help they deserve.
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Kyle
2 years
Brock Boeser seems like such a genuinely good dude. It’s heartbreaking to think of how much he’s gone through in his life, but this is yet another example of him going out of his way to make someone happy.
@Canucks
Vancouver Canucks
2 years
Last weekend, Hayley and her family were displaced after a devastating house fire. After hearing about it on Twitter, the #Canucks community came from all over with support! 💙 Hayley joined us last night and was able to meet one of her favourite Canucks, Brock Boeser!
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5 months
The “good ol Canadian kid” thing has to be one of the most outdated boomer shit takes in hockey. How is it still a thing when Canada is losing/lost its top spot on the international stage? Is Skinner getting lit up by Kazakhstan in the Olympics gonna wake these morons up?
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Kyle
3 years
“OEL COULDNT EVEN HANDLE A BAG SKATE, TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD TRADE” #Canucks
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Kyle
7 months
Guys… I think Rutherford can handle the Vancouver market.
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Kyle
4 months
@CraigSMorgan @azhockeylegacy Checks will probably bounce
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Kyle
4 years
@SanJoseSharks @ozzywiesblatt Canucks fan here. That was one of the classiest things I have ever seen. Huge amount of respect for the San Jose Sharks organization. Congrats Ozzy! Hope to see you on the Sharks for a long time! Wow.
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5 months
Is Frank aware that there’s a certain douche factor that comes with him lol?
@taj1944
Taj
5 months
Seravalli on Edmonton radio: There's a certain douche factor that comes with Vancouver...There's this whole we want to tell you how wealthy we are. In Edmonton it's we work here. Love that. We wear our blue jeans and we work and we get dirty. Those are my people. (1440)
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11 months
Höglander should be in the lineup over Beauvillier #Canucks
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Kyle
3 years
@RealKyper People lose their jobs and this is your response? 🤔
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Kyle
3 years
If you’re pissed about a 2-4-1 home stand and yet ANOTHER PP goal against us, be as pissed off as you want. If you’re getting excited that the team has started to play better hockey the past few games, be as excited as you want. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. #Canucks
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Mcdavid is a shitty captain. I said what I said.
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You know, this one hits hard. Didn’t know Deb, but probably like a lot of you on here I grew up with her on my parents TV. She’s a fixture in my childhood memories. RIP Deb Hope. All of the best to her family and friends 🙏
@GlobalBC
Global BC
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It is with very heavy hearts that we announce the passing of our beloved Deb Hope. She was one of the most iconic faces in B.C. for decades and will be deeply missed. We are thinking of her family and loved ones. RIP Deb.
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Not ONCE did I see that 2024 5th round pick drive the net like that.. #Canucks
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5 months
😢
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Kyle
3 years
Posting this pic of Allvin with hair for good luck #Canucks
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Kyle
8 months
@DhaliwalSports Rick after posting this:
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5 months
@FriedgeHNIC Friedge my man the bar for that is not high.
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4 months
@3SonsAndNoTime I dunno, he kinda came off as a crybaby here 😂 I don’t support anything outside of general hockey trolling, but to go out of his way to comment on a fanbase that’s living rent free in his head is an extremely tough look.
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Kyle
3 years
Just speaking for myself here, but I don’t think Petey should be in the AHL #Canucks
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Kyle
11 months
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@Travis_A_Wall
Travis Wall
11 months
@TheStanchion Luckily the @Canucks paid a guy to sabotage the Canadians skates tonight
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7 months
Im ready
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28 days
@alwayswayneking That’s a terrible take
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Kyle
3 years
I’m getting drunk on PODKOLZIN #Canucks
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Kyle
5 months
@JGabo653 @DrCanadiaMD Looks like a pretty chill couple. I’d ask them if they wanted to go on a double date with the Mrs.
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Kyle
6 months
Give him the Kings game Saturday. If they win, ride him till Demko comes back. If they lose, there’s a couple of days worth of divided Canucks Twitter entertainment.
@canucksplace
CanucksPlace
6 months
Arturs Silovs since his callup: 2-0-0 1.50 GAA .945 SV%
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@FriedgeHNIC The Leafs don’t deserve the Strokes
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Kyle
4 years
@GoldenKnights His name is Thatcher Demko. And he’s the reason your team lost confidence.
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Kyle
11 months
Oh I am 100% tuning into the Oilers postgame show after this game 😂
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Kyle
5 months
@wiley_canuck Remember how Miller and others owned their part on the GWG last game?
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Kyle
4 months
@TopDownHockey Porn bots don’t count
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Kyle
11 months
@DNVR_Rudo A list of people saying this:
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Kyle
2 years
👀👀
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@SportsnetPR
Sportsnet PR
2 years
It's time Canada! 🇨🇦🏒 @Sportsnet unveils 2023 #StanleyCup Playoffs First Round coverage details 👀👇 Exclusive coverage starts Monday across the following platforms: 📺 @Sportsnet , @City_tv , @OMNITelevision & CBC 📻 @FAN590 📱 SN NOW Full Schedule ➡️
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Kyle
2 years
I’m seeing the “THEY HAVE NO PLAN” takes on here again, so I’m gonna say this again.. Disagreeing with the #Canucks plan doesn’t mean they don’t have a plan.
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Kyle
2 years
I will not get my hopes up about next season I will not get my hopes up about next season I will not get my hopes up about next season I will not get my hopes up about next season I will not get my hopes up about next season #Canucks
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Kyle
8 months
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@FriedgeHNIC
Elliotte Friedman
8 months
Pettersson AAV is $11.6M
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Kyle
20 days
The craziest thing about Tyler Myers is that he can handle a full time commitment to being an NHL player, and a full time commitment to being the owner of the Seattle Kraken.
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Kyle
2 years
@PredsFanBrett33 @Sportsnet @SanJoseSharks “Propaganda” lmfao. Love to tell you this, but you’re not the martyr you think you are.
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10 months
Ferraro ripping Kuzmenko 👀 Something something conflict of interest gonna be too much of a homer
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