Susan Campbell
@campbellsl
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Author of "Frog Hollow: Stories from an American Neighborhood,” "Tempest-Tossed" & "Dating Jesus.” Follow me to Substack:
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After careful deliberation I believe this sign expresses my feelings best. LFG
#HarrisWalz
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@GovMikeHuckabee
I’m going to explain something your mamma should’ve told you already: The actor was responding — with words — to a man who is dismantling the country’s legacy, whose policies rip children from the arms of their parents, and send the sick to death. And you’re upset over “fuck.”
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@johnpreece77
@daniiiaitkennn
@skep1l
@iDefyResistance
@realDonaldTrump
As an American, I’m embarrassed. And I agree.
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Right now, the little girl holding the fish, my grand-niece, is in surgery to have a brain tumor removed. Please hold her in your heart, and thank you very much.
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Just got word. Adeline’s brain tumor is benign. There are no words to express my appreciation for all your support to this wonderful family. Thank you. The little heller is going home.
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My God. Dylan Farrow beats herself up for not being stronger at age 7. Seven. She was 7.
#allenvfarrow
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@GOPChairwoman
@GOP
@realDonaldTrump
My goodness, Ronna. Where in the Book of Mormon do you find support for name-calling, lying, and general fuckwittery?
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Per
@JaneotN
:
#twitterblackout
, one hour starting 8 p.m. TODAY. Let the two white racists shout down a hole together and then we all come back at 9 and have a huge laugh. Are you in?
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Adeline, my grand-niece, was breathing over the ventilator after her 14-hour surgery to remove a brain tumor. So she’s off the ventilator and has requested chicken nuggets. We await word from pathology but thank you again for all your good thoughts. It’s meant the world.
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After nearly 14 hours in surgery to remove a brain tumor, this little heller, Adeline, my grand-niece, is resting in post-op. We will know more later; I cannot thank you enough for your prayers, good wishes, healing energy, and love. Thank you all. You were lights in a tunnel.
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@KellyannePolls
Oh, Kellyanne. Joyless? Fact-free? You're describing your boss. I thought you'd be better than this. History won't be kind.
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Hello,
@CTGOP
. This is one of your town officials, I believe, looking for all the world like she's threatening
@POTUS
with assassination.
@FBI
@SecretService
#WhatTheActual
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@GovMikeHuckabee
@realDonaldTrump
I love how you are so cavalier about real people, like people who are homeless. What Bible verse supports this kind of asshat-ery?
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If you're on the
#AnswerTheCall2024
Zoom call and you get bounced out, be patient. I was bounced out and now I'm back in. There are just too, too many white women trying to get in on this call, a sentence I never expected to type. And now they're up to 150k.
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@OldDominionPost
@ABC7News
A shooter killed first graders up here in CT. Should this little leader wait until she's 9? 10? Pipe down. This is the future.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
"Daddy? I tweeted about you, Daddy! Did you see me? Will you have a game of catch, Daddy? I love you, Daddy. Do you love me?"
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@The_UnSilent_
@nellpost
Never trust a man who parts his hair under his left armpit. —-Alice Roosevelt
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@jcampe331
@FemmeEnFeu
My grandma taught me that. She said it gave people time to reconsider their ignorance.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Junior, it's really kind of sweet that you support your dad like this and I hope the two of you have cells near one another so you can continue this fine relationship.
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@KellyannePolls
Oh. You’re proud of that quote? It seems pretty mean, to me. Have you packed your office yet? Be sure to leave the stapler.
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@WhiteHouse
@realDonaldTrump
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you. Seriously. We need PPEs. Hospital beds. Healthy nurses, doctors, firefighters and police. We need calm and rational leadership and this cheese dick is still blowing his dog whistle. I repeat: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you
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@WhiteHouse
How's about you stop appointing ethically-challenged-unqualified candidates? Yeah. Let's try that!
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@tedcruz
You're calling Obamacare a disaster? Huh. Have you seen the CBO on the
#TrumpDeathCare
bill?
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While everyone else is watching
#HarryandMeghanonOprah
, I’m watching horrible injustice unfold on
#allenvsfarrow
, which is building a strong case that the little 7-year old girl told the truth, and an American film icon got away with sexually abusing her.
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@brenda62paige
@GovMikeHuckabee
In fact, I didn’t mean that. Keep your ignorant words in your own mouth. Don’t try to put them in mine.
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@4everpeggy
Please, God, wash out
#TrumpsTinyPenisParade
. And throw some frogs and locusts in there, too. Amen.
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@MOLegDems
Raised in the Missouri Ozarks. Transplanted to the East Coast, where I have to tell you, Missouri looks like it's in a race for the bottom -- and it's winning.
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@ToddPiro
In fact, she has every right to protest and those first responders would say the same thing. Love, the Wife of a Retired First Responder Who Has, In Fact, Read the Constitution. So pipe down.
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@GovMikeHuckabee
I love me some hypocrisy. Everyone remember Rev. Huckabee making fun of RBG? AOC? Or any one who disagrees with his cornpone politics? It wasn’t right but let’s let him do the fake victim thing he loves so well.
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@SenatorCollins
You regularly vote with this president. Save your crocodile tears and DO SOMETHING.
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@newtgingrich
For those of you who are new to Newt, he's a liar and a hypocrite. He was one of the architects of Republican dirty politics. Pursued Bill Clinton for cheating on his wife, even while Newt was doing the same, in private. How are the wives, Newt, you heinous old reprobate?
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@NRA
This just may be one of your worst tweets ever, in a series of ridiculous tweets. You stopped being a gun safety organization decades ago. Now you are strictly a gun delivery system, with no vision other than the bottom line.
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@kylegriffin1
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwvwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and ew.
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@PoliticsReid
Say I taught at
@LibertyU
. Say I was ordered back to work. I’d go right after
@JerryFalwellJr
licked every single toilet seat on campus. You bet.
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@marcorubio
What
@marcorubio
is saying is that people who stand accused of breaking the law should probably feel bad -- or even sad -- that the country abides by the rule of law. Those who seek to stay righteous will have zero regrets. Just call me a Marco Whisperer.
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@ThatEricAlper
"And his hair was PERfect." Werewolves of London, Warren Zevon. I don't know why.
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No, ma’am. You don’t get to tiptoe away. Sisters in Christ, you own this. You overwhelmingly voted for this. Speak out. Don’t tiptoe. Talk to your sisters in Christ. Fix this, loudly.
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@GovRonDeSantis
You waded in and did an incredibly inhumane thing in order to get press. Siddown.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. Keep being your regular smarmy self, Junior.
#TrumpRussia
#juniorRussia
The drum beats for you.
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@truthteller8889
@brenda62paige
These folks were so offended by their *president’s pussy remark that they voted for him. And now they find a fainting couch every time a comedian or actor says “fuck.” Y’all can bite me, both sets of your teeth. Just bite me.
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@kahlthewhale
Remember when Trump dodged the draft? Raped that girl? Didn't pay his workers? No? You can look it up.
#NeverTrump
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
BUT HIS EEEEEEEEMAILS. Same song. Second verse. Daddy kills people. Daddy assaults women. Daddy doesn’t pay taxes but does pay hush money to porn stars. Siddown, Junior.
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@gbabyflt
That doesn’t seem to be a deal-breaker any more.
@realdonaldtrump
had five military deferrals, and we don’t know how many mistresses. Go for it!
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I have not watched a Woody Allen film since the accusations. I am not able to separate the artist from this.
#allenvfarrow
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@GovMikeHuckabee
@POTUS
Funny! Had you read any of the signs, you’d realize just how ignorant is this tweet. Here’s one, from Hartford, CT.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
@realDonaldTrump
"Daddy? I yelled at someone on Twitter. Did you see me? I was fierce, Daddy! I didn't cry and I only peed my pants a little. Do you love me, Daddy? As much as you love Ivanka, Daddy?"
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@senatemajldr
The lines at food pantries are long. People have died from a lack of leadership. We face a dark winter. But nice video, Mitch. Well-lit. The appropriate length. But completely lacking in substance.
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@FLOTUS
@POTUS
@WhiteHouse
Same guy who paid off a porn star, cages children, and ignored a pandemic? Sounds really really fun, Melanie. No. Really.
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@BiglyMassive
@DonaldJTrumpJr
@realDonaldTrump
@jeffsessions
Uh....Hillary wasn't elected? It was in all the papers...
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Adeline! She's got 100 staples in her head, and she's loaded for bear in her pink-and-green camo.
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@nick_williann
@FLOTUS
@theresa_may
@POTUS
Is this where we all post her nude shots? Just wondering.
#BeNekkid
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
@realDonaldTrump
@danawhite
@ufc
Dude. They booed. Who are we supposed to believe? You or our own lying eyes? They booed.
#TrumpBooedAgain
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@RealSethPittman
Had an anti-masker step toward me in what I interpreted was a menacing way and I promised to drop her where she stood. I’ll turn the other cheek after Nov. 3.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
"Hi, Daddy! I called Jon Tester a liar! Did you see me? Do you love me? Because I love YOU, Daddy. Daddy? Daddeeeee?"
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@ASlavitt
I accidentally dropped a roll in the toilet -- completely accidentally -- and I had to sit down and contemplate life for a moment.
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@realDonaldTrump
Wanna hear something awesome? My favorite Halloween costume tonight was a 10-year old boy dressed as you. In a diaper. I gave him all my candy and then started in on whatever cash I had in my house. I LOVE AMERICA.
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@senatemajldr
You’re squatting on a background check bill, Turtle. Have you seen the news today?
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@MarshaBlackburn
Col. Vindman is a true American who reacted to what he knew was a gross abuse of power, Marsha. And you’re not-bright.
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Ask your candidates 1 question: Did Joe Biden win the election? If there's even a moment of hesitation, they're not fit for office.
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Today is my birthday and you don’t have to follow OR like me, but it would be an awesome gift if you voted Trump out in November. Thank you. Now go eat some cake.
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@realDonaldTrump
1. Melania is coming back.
2. You created this crisis. Own it.
3. I don't like you.
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@seanhannity
@SebGorka
@jihadwatchRS
Wow, Sean. I don't think I can keep you on my prayer list much longer. You're too far gone.
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I am a fundamentalist Christian who came to Jesus at age 13, knocked doors for Jesus, and taught Sunday school for decades. And I whole-heartedly support the removal of
@realDonaldTrump
from office.
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@realDonaldTrump
I wholeheartedly dislike everyone you've chosen so far. Batting a 1000, big-guy-who-lost-the-popular-vote.
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What an odd choice for a commencement speaker for the U.S. Coast Guard Academy: A draft-dodger.
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@GOP
@GOPChairwoman
One of my least favorite things about today’s
@GOP
is their constant pretense at victimhood. Who’s stopping you? Are you feeling ruffled because so many people cheerfully and loudly disagree? Grow up.
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I am thrilled about this. Seriously thrilled.
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You can have a crap day, but when your 10-year old grandson texts you this at bedtime, really, it wasn't that crappy a day, after all.
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@micholaus
@scorpionsbling
@dandolezel
@cmclymer
Neither is any thinking woman. We had a meeting last night and moved him off the table.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
Everyone?
#TraitorTot
didn’t actually watch the hearings. They used big words and it hurt his head.
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@SpeakerRyan
No. They need YOUR action, yours and the action of your colleagues on the Hill. DO SOMETHING. Stop tweeting. Stop whining. Start acting NOW.
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@SenatorCollins
Hi, Sen. Collins. Are you at all concerned that your party leader announced his dictatorship on television? Will you stamp your feet. Be concerned?
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@realDonaldTrump
Nah. Too late. You already got this wrong. It has been recorded. Keep talking! You're the Dems' best campaigner.
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