Cami 🏳️🌈
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Married since ‘17- Mom since ‘18-Bi💗💜💙 -🏳️🌈 -she/her- Black Lives Matter- #allbodiesaregoodbodies
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Janson’s grandpa so kindly made this comment on our new family picture. 🙃
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To the anti-vax people who claim the vaccine causes infertility:
I am vaccinated, and still got pregnant WHILE ON BIRTH CONTROL. 😅
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Why is my dad like this?? The “everyone” is literally just my siblings.
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Girl’s camp testimony meeting be like
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My child is not flirting with you, he’s literally 2 years old.
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A lady on LDS Wives Anon just asked,,,, how to conceive.
🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Hello Twitter my baby smiled at me for the first time and I cried
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Story time:
we are selling a weighted blanket on FB marketplace and this lady asked if it was minky and all Janson replied was “no, but it’s soft like minky” and she responds with a EIGHT PARAGRAPH message explaining how her husband left her for a man
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If you ever had to share makeup at a dance/theater/choir show you don’t have to worry about what’s in the COVID vaccine
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Last night I had a dream I joined a group that was basically a female dominated mormonism sex cult but we were all naked and the sacrament was tequila shots.
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I thought this was a
@JosephsMemecoat
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Tell me you’re homophobic without telling me you’re homophobic
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TW // biphobia / homophobia
Apparently I really offended my SIL posting some boudoir pics. She decided to unload on the family gc (that I’ve left now) and when my other SIL and BIL came to defend me she said I was just full of drama.
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Do... they think people don’t wash their hands after changing them?
Pinky Gloves (
@pinky_gloves
on Insta) is a German start-up ran by men who think menstrual blood is unclean and that gloves are necessary when changing tampons or pads.
Where do we even begin? There is nothing unhygienic about period blood. This is period shaming.
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Last Saturday my MIL pulled Janson aside and asked why I wasn’t wearing my garments.
He told her it was none of her business to ask him, that if she wanted to know she could ask me.
She said it was her right as his mother because she was worried about him.
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I can’t find the tweet but someone was wondering how Utah women have such perfectly curled hair all the time, and I would like to say I had at LEAST 4 YW activities on how to curl hair and how to make your hair longer and “prettier”🤷🏼♀️
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Thinking about how my parents made me take this off of FB because it was “too sexual” 🙃
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ON HER SON’S 12TH BIRTHDAY. Their van was totaled, she got fired, all of this terrible stuff, so she wants the blanket for her son’s anxiety. Okay, cool. THEN she sends us pictures of her ex with his new bf!!! AND SHE SENT A PICTURE OF JUST THEIR (ex and bf’s) FEET ????
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Finally got an appt for a prenatal check and the doctor makes me uncomfortable for lots of reasons, and used the “r” slur so I will be finding a new doctor.
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“Your obsession becomes your god”
You mean like hoarding billions of dollars??? Or protecting your image by protecting abusers?? Like that???
“As you think celestial, you will find yourself avoiding anything that robs you of our agency. Any addiction, be it gaming, gambling, debt, drugs, alcohol, anger, pornography, sex, or even food, offends God. Why? Because your obsession becomes your god. You look to it, rather
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She just wants us to hold the blanket for her, but like,,,, the whole thing is strange. She didn’t want us to think she was lying, so that’s why she sent pictures.
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TW/ infertility
I saw this Tik Tok and I am MAD and SAD for this person
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First she and her husband were saying he could have gotten fired for seeing them at work, and he shouldn’t feel “enticed” by his brother’s wife (NOT MY PROBLEM) and then she said “first it’s ‘I’m a lesbo’ then naked pics, what’s next a hippie gf?” 2/4
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She said she’d never want her kids to see pics like that of her, and it was soft core porn. I was sobbing for 30 minutes. Now I’m just mad that I can’t be myself and love my body openly.
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She compared her posting mastectomy pictures to my pictures, and I was like ??? Post them if you want?? Idc. She told me I could be fat with clothes on. She also said members of the church shouldn’t post pictures like that. 3/4
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I always want to try those super complex Starbucks orders but I don’t want to annoy the baristas
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Sorry for the long thread. I’m just feeling really hopeless and needed to vent. I can’t talk to my mom about this bc she’s just as bad as my MIL.
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Maybe it’s just me but if I had the financial means to help my kids out in a predicament, I’d offer to help instead of saying “that’s homeownership.”
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2 babies, a lifetime of depression/anxiety/body image issues, and birth control, baby ✌🏻
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Ah yes. Let’s use my children against me. That makes sense. I’m PISSED.
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I don’t fit in with my family, and I was so excited to marry into another big family bc I was hoping to be accepted. I LOVE Janson. But his family doesn’t like me. I feel like absolute garbage whenever I’m around them and I hate it. 5/7
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I did it 👀 and they are PRETTY
I want to buy roller skates with my stimmy but the ones I really want are $120 and idk if I can justify that 🙃
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He told me after, and we promptly decided to leave early the next morning after I had a complete breakdown.
I’ve never felt like my MIL liked me, and I know she’s a gossip so she will definitely talk with the rest of the family. 3/7
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That’s bc the mannequin has no lungs or respiratory system
The risk of COVID-19 exposure onboard an aircraft is “virtually non-existent,” according to a new study by Boeing, United Airlines and the Department of Defense.
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She messaged him the next day saying she was sorry if she upset him, she just wanted to make sure he wasn’t going against what he was taught and tearing their family apart. AKA she doesn’t want me “ruining” him. 4/7
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Saw this in a mom FB group and I just want to say, your baby is already “fine.” If they’re deaf, start learning ASL and then teach it to them (even if they aren’t deaf ASL is great to teach them). Yes, it may be hard at first, but your baby is not “broken.” 🙃🙃🙃
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My brain when someone from hs announces a pregnancy: “They had SEX. What was that even like??? Do you think it was awkward???”
🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Did I buy fake nose rings bc I’m too chicken to commit?
Only time will tell
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She said she wanted to make sure I wasn’t following the wrong path, and wanted to know if I was going through the same things as my SIL. Which, Janson and I don’t know what my SIL is going through.
Janson said he wasn’t going to talk behind my back. 2/7
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“YoU cAn’T bE bIgGeR tHaN yOuR pArTnEr”
STFU we are CUTE and it took me a long time to realize that love doesn’t have a weight limit.
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I don’t need to buy a lavender Starbucks tumbler
I don’t need to buy a lavender Starbucks tumbler
I don’t need to buy a lavender Starbucks tumbler
I don’t need to buy a lavender Starbucks tumbler
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TW/ suicide
Janson and my babies and maybe a few other people would care if I died. Our families would just,,, be indifferent. And that makes me want to die even more. 6/7
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A big mistake I’ve made is following a bunch of tattoo artists on insta 🙃 now I just want all the tattoos
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Okay so when my abuser only had to repent for 3 weeks and then was able to get a temple recommend, but I had to “repent” for almost 5 months, that was protecting me?? Right??
For generations, leaders of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints have spoken in the strongest of terms about the evils of abuse and the need to care for those who are victims or survivors of abuse.
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My mom told me black isn’t my color and also my shirt is too short. I told her it’s a crop top so it’s supposed to be like that and she went 🤨🙄
I’m working on loving my body more and she is ✨not helpful✨
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This full moon is all about letting go of things that no longer benefit you so we’re officially getting the hell out of Utah tomorrow 🥰
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Apparently scorpions FALL from the CEILING here. NO ONE TOLD ME THIS.
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I’m gonna publicly come out on Insta and FB tomorrow or Saturday so if you wanna support follow me
@cami
.michelsen on Insta 😬😅
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✨I take my power back from the people that are stealing it without my consent ✨
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Good morning,
@reelkimshady
is an amazing photographer 😍😍😍 100/10 would recommend doing a boudoir shoot with her
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I officially came out to my parents tonight and it was.... interesting. Surprise though, they apparently already knew. 🙃
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Idk how moms have clean houses and do their hair and put on make up and work out and cook and still have time for themselves. Janson does A LOT around the house but he also works and when he’s gone I just feel like a crap mom/wife bc I just don’t have energy to do the stuff 🙃
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Should I post that I’m grateful for masks because they help stop the spread of the virus? 👀
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Janson didn’t like the septum as much but I think I look cute 🥰
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My mom gave all the adults and children(around 25-30 people) kazoos at the family Christmas party and I’m just so happy I wasn’t there. What a sensory nightmare
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I hope you all get the houses you’re putting offers on, the places you really want to rent, and/or your dream jobs 🥰
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A dude at the grocery store wasn’t wearing a mask but he was like “I NEED paper bags. I’m trying to save the planet.”
SIR.
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Just to clarify, I don’t *think* I’m bisexual.
I *AM* bisexual. 🖕🏻
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Okay but I’m really feeling my outfit!!! I would usually never wear something like this, but I’m trying new things! (I’m also wearing combat boots which completes the look) ☺️
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Mormon math is telling a mom who can’t afford formula for her baby to pay her tithing and “it’ll all work out”
Mormon math is telling a financially struggling couple to have kids when they can’t afford to have kids.
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I know I’m not in Utah anymore but I am absolutely terrified to have a baby right now
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Janson’s mowing our lawn and so far he’s found:
-a microwave
-a folding metal chair
-a tarantula
-a billion ant beds
-a screwdriver
-a tiki torch
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Why are some people being assholes to the southern states about the weather???? People have no water, no power, no heat bc of the storms. Stop being assholes.
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TW/ suicide mention
I have therapy during General Conference tomorrow and my mom was like “you can’t reschedule??” And I was like ??? Me not wanting to k*ll myself is more important but thank you.
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If one more person tells me to get my tubes tied instead of Janson getting a vasectomy I’m gonna lose my shit.
“Don’t make him go through that pain. You’re already having a c-section”
So??? HE wants one. And if I do get my tubes tied, we have double insurance. Shut up.
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I just deleted 3000 pictures off of the ipad Mars uses and 1/2 of them were of his left foot 😂
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Hey, body, why the FUCK are we having contraction-like pains when we are NOT pregnant. Please stop.
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My mom today: “I can see your bra”
Me: “isn’t it cute??”
Her: 🙄
It’s purple and flowery! I’ve NEVER had a colored bra before.
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@sluggityslug
@exfatalist
I get mansplained to about pregnancy ALL the time WHILE I AM PREGNANT. “Yeah I’m about 25 weeks” “oh so you must be experiencing ____” or “So when you give birth it’s best to do it naturally”
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