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Therapist: Male Katie Hopkins isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Male Katie Hopkins:
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Here a was fucking terrified of moths before this meme and now every time a see one a just think about how they have ne idea what a laughing stock they are hahahaha daft cunts
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Reece Haase said yesterday ‘here if moths like the light so much why don’t they come out in the day’ and a haven’t stop thinking about it since
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This photo was taken a year ago today. I had just broken up with my ex. I was in bed sobbing for about an hour then I thought na fuck this. Put on some r n b, got ready, got my nails done and went on a night out. Never drop your crown ladies 👑
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Hard to speak up when you’re not feeling okay especially as a lad, don’t be afraid and realise there are people out there willing to help and it can get better no matter what you’re going through
#WorldSuicidePreventionDay
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Here what the fuck is up with Instagram giving is adverts like this hahahahahaha fuck off man and if you’re actually paying to get pictures like that promoted then you need thrown in a volcano you absolute cock snoggers
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Katie Price gan on about how her freddo son keeps getting bullied but she tried to abort him 3 times
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Fuck off you bellend people deal with shite differently this is the type of thing that makes people not want to speak up about things because tha afraid they’ll be told their problems don’t matter and there is always someone worse than them absolute whoppa of a tweet delete ASAP
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Video of apparent Jeffrey Epstein suicide attempt was permanently deleted by mistake, US prosecutors say
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@SamJervis123
Security guards can’t exactly stop them when they ride into the stadiums on lions
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Cannit believe it’s 20 days til a absolutely ruin me life in a field for 5 days with a group of absolute beltas cannit come quick enough up the Leeds
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Little freak walk the proper way and stop trying to be a smartarse before a uppercut you into another dimension
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This is a fucking disgrace 4 and a half years man cunts like this need tortured
CCTV captured the chilling moment a Sydney security guard led a three-year-old girl down an alleyway before sexually assaulting her in a stairwell, then berating her mother for leaving the child alone.
#7NEWS
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Aye man nowt better than seeing people cry after getting a dodgeball bounced off their heed
Should children play dodgeball in school?
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Can you imagine coming back from ya holiday sad as fuck and this little fame goblin starts piping up ad rather crash into the fucking ocean, get ragged all over by a great white and die a slow painful death than listen to this certified gimp
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Mad how after suffering for years and feeling hopeless in the space of a month av been prescribed anti depressants and signed up for an access to higher education diploma to be able to go on and study Criminology at Uni next year, anyone struggling out there keep ya head up (1/2)
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As if me Instagram account has been permanently deleted for posting a picture of Thanos naked man get to fuck
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Just a bunch of little chavvy kids mate a love it
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Check his hard-drives
My little sister and her teacher had a handshake from the beginning of the year and added to it every Friday til the last day of school and here’s the end result
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when life got you fucked up but you still trying to be positive
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Divint claim to be northern and then say mum you little fools
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Imagine if Snapchat told someone when yi sent another person their story ad be fucked
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Literally worst advice you can give someone who is feeling suicidal hahahaha
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Mate a swear to god whenever a ring someone a get up and wander round the house aimlessly a end up on top of wardrobes, sat in the bath and straddling me dog why can’t a stay fucking still
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Using your wife’s boyfriends aftershave when he isn’t looking
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Remember Sandy from Grease? This is her now, feel old yet?
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Why is it always India whenever there is a pure 2 headed 7 armed fucked up baby born
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A will never not retweet her pictures me am so proud that am punching this much she’s insane man
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Good idea find the name of it and let is kna so a never have to hear it again in me life
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You didn’t talk to him for 2 days because he didn’t get you owt from the Chinese???? Eh
Few weeks ago I was fuming at my dad cause he didnt ask me if I wanted anything in the chinese didnt talk to him for 2 days and that night he had a heart attack while I was out, so stop being mad over STUPID things cause u never know what can happen, hes ok now thank god
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This is fucking pissing me off does this little fucker ever stop yodelling am punching his fucking face in if a ever see him
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If ya told me 3 years ago today that a would be getting offered a place into uni and feeling positive about me life a would of laughed in your face a Cannit stress this enough to anyone struggling with mental health issues it can get better
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@BGleck97
@FloydMayweather
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been one year since prom and a still cannit get over being kicked out after 15 minutes
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Has to be a fake account surely no one is hoying statements like that about whilst looking like Spongebob when he turned pure round and shiny
@matthaig1
Suicide is a selfish act, men are more selfish on the whole. Why are we celebrating men for being weak and more likely to commit crime?
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Honestly a sat at home after my last outburst towards this little freak and thought ‘no way can he get any worse it’s all over now’ I am now filled with anger after seeing this Mason please stop before you get seriously hurt
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So sad about xxxtentacione his lyrics ‘I put a hole in your parents’ really touched me heart next thing you know it’ll be 6ix9ine dying bro a can’t handle this heartbreak 💔😓
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This came from me being a proud boyfriend and taking a picture of a cause a thought she looked amazing tell is a was wrong
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December 13th the Geordies are taking owa 42s and there’s fuck all you can do about it hahahahhahahah daft little indie spakas
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Eh all a see is a nonce bringing out a bloke who brays women
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*picture of a chinese*
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*picture of captain underpants*
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What is wrong with our society? 😔
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5 month with her the day and she’s blessing us all with this what a little belta yous can like it all yi want but am sure yous all kna by now she’s all mine sorry lads
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think I would of rather been in Auschwitz last night than Wilkinson
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Shouldn’t lie about her age then should she the pure weapon
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literally my worst fear out of everything is being old and wishing I had done more with me life
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@MatthewDaly1999
@NUFCNews24
State of the spelling and he expects people to believe this christ man
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Imagine how nawty it'd be to be able to buy anything you want without worrying about being skint
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This tweet just walked owa to me lass in white ripped jeans and tried to slap her arse
The burds in clubs who sell shots should swap the shots n sell balloons instead 110%
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Here do yous not think it’s mad that Pitbull actually is Mr Worldwide
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Nonce footballer man what a crease
'Six months to go' Adam Johnson's sister says countdown on for nonce footballer's release
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If you think am gana quote tweet everytime me lass puts selfies on then you’re absolutely right look at how fit she is man
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Please film me doing good stuff so everyone forgets a bray the fuck out of women
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What happens when a don’t get fajitas for tea ma don’t let it happen again
UK weather: Storm Callum brings rain and 76mph winds to Britain
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Here if feminists want to be equal so bad let wu sit on yi face then see if you wanna be equal then
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Lunchables are superior and whoever thinks different a will fold yous into a little cube and put you in a washing machine with me cum stained socks
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Bring it on Kim Jon Un I didn’t play days upon days of Fallout for nothing you and your fricking Ghouls don’t scare me
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This is me trying to cut cheese for a sarnie when a come in steaming
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