Callum Asplen
@callumasplen
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Your mental illness could never. Software dev / Failed comedian / Baking stuff / Oversharing in your local area 🏳️🌈
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"name one time asexual people have faced discrimination" they shout while mocking asexual people
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how many lawsuits are we away from elon realising exactly why blue ticks were a thing in the first place, asking for a friend
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work have put me in a hotel and I have a super king aaall to myself, they have created a monster I fear
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god created hotel lighting for anxious homosexuals on twitter
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I hate my body and wish I were a hyper evolved ball of sentient gas but also I look okay enough here SO
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hello I would like to announce extremely mild gym progress thank you for your support at this difficult time
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stream 'this hell' by rina sawayama and you too can subtly glow red
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hi, it's me, a twitter user, seeking a morsel of fleeting validation
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I am very sorry twitter dot com I did not show you my new tattoo please forgive me
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I wanted my hair to give "cry for help" and oh it's giving
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got carried away while getting headshots done and accidentally became a baron oh no!
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presenting my saucy lil gogo power ranger look from the other night
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hello website formerly and still mostly known as twitter dot com, I made a cake do you like it
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I can't believe I'm the first person to ever get a haircut and then tweet about it
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Jumper is a 2008 American science fiction action film loosely based on the 1993 novel of the same name by Steven Gould. Directed by Doug Liman, the film stars Hayden Christensen as a young man capable of teleporting, as he is chased by a secret society intent on killing him.
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no really I'm FINE I just have resting clinically depressed face
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my dick is a grower, no I mean it stays small but you do learn to like it
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have you ever seen someone look so depressed in a flower crown
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hello fringe has been very cheeky and has snuck up on me, I am very unorganised, I am drowning in information, who has a show to plug/recommend? I will see everything don't tempt me
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if you didn't get a Britney chopping board this christmas I pity you
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@materiulgworl
Hannah did pretty well so who knows, if it makes you feel better Marina is absolutely going to be on a global all stars at some point. We all win.
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not quite sure if anyone actually is here for the bakes BUT I made this lovely chocolate cake yesterday please clap
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who wants to be added to my 🟢 circle? I'm not actually going to add anyone I'm just asking for the attention
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"Are you wearing the c-"
"The custom Ken branded underwear? Yes I am"
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the film ratatouille really speaks to me as someone who also can't cook and wants their hair pulled
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!! aging is very real and could affect you too !!
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I love it when gay porn accounts retweet my stupid jokes, their feed ends up like:
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
𝓶𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮
OPEN BUTTHOLE
PENIS
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my lactose intolerant stomach watching me down a glass of 2%:
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him: "take me back I've changed"
the change:
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went to two prides and the only photo I took over both weekends was this one of a dog in a dress
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this valentines day it's important to know that there's a difference between being alone, and being lonely- I'm both
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I just asked chatgpt a question and I cannot believe I got this response
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