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@callistochild

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just a guy who loves his wife

Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2013
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@callistochild
clay
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@slaymaiden I randomly got him on my island and I HATE him he won't leave!!!!
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RT @sincerelyart: “Jellyfish fields” oil on canvas
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i wanna be just like @jacobfuknjones when I grow up
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it is ALWAYS better to half-ass brush your teeth than to not do it at all
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@seanslimed I'm an extrovert & if I lived alone I would probably kms within 2 months
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thank fucking god
@Public_Citizen
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BREAKING: In response to our motion, the court has required CDC, FDA, and HHS to immediately restore critical health info and data that the Trump administration ordered the agencies to remove. This is a huge win for doctors, researchers, and patients.
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4 days
@huntergillund let's go get a burger
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4 days
@mBASTA9 you're right I was so sad to not finish the movie
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4 days
opening my camera roll from last night I just have a ton of very blurry photos of my friend's cat Walter
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4 days
I'll say it. jalapenos aren't even good
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5 days
RT @MinneapolisSnow: A Snow Emergency has been declared in Minneapolis. Parking rules begin at 9 p.m. tonight, Feb. 8. More: https://t.co…
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5 days
life after eating drunken noodles
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5 days
need to go grocery shopping, need to clean the house, need to make food, need to keep myself sane
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5 days
listening to mitski, watching the snow fall, reminding myself that the leaves will return eventually & I will be ok
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6 days
@c0micshans awww that's what my cat gets <3
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6 days
this is me coming home to lay in my wife's lap
@rautumnsgrey
رزان
8 days
Peak masculinity looks like this
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6 days
what 30 minutes does to a mfer
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@callistochild
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7 days
RT @ShaolinSpliffy: Tiocfaidh ár lá 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
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Weird Fishes / Arpeggi
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