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4 years
these two the hottest out rn
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3 years
the hoes gonna be confused as hell this summer lets go
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TyDolla$ign
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Imagine that 🎶 @earlxsweat
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making a new rule that if i scroll and say “man shut up” to two tweets in a row i gotta take a lap around the block
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4 years
i know murakami sick of drawing that damn flower
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billboard
4 years
Uniqlo announced a new line of apparel by @billieeilish is on its way, designed in collaboration with Takashi Murakami.
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4 years
in tears at this cover art
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3 years
it only took 7 months for everything to start sounding like WLR after so many ppl on twitter said that “it only gets good during the second half”
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4 years
fka twigs x 645ar got me dying i can’t understand a word of this shit on my phone speakers REAL HIP HOP IS BACK
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2 years
only tour updates i look forward to is pierre looking for caribbean food all over the world
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4 years
been holding onto this for the last month and a half or something, but today is my first day as an editorial fellow @pitchfork . cant really put into words how excited i am for the next 6 months
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4 years
a sex skit started playing and i quickly remembered why i can’t stand 90s rap albums
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@callenderdates
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5 years
who told obama about koffee and rema 😭 imagine u arguing with someone about music and it’s an obama burner
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Barack Obama
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With summer winding down, here’s a sampling of what Michelle and I have been listening to — some new, some old, some fast, some slow. Hope you enjoy.
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4 years
“if we really had a free market, this issue would be solved” the free market:
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4 years
this cant happen again cuz yall gonna have yk osiris and dave east in a steel cage match
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Def Jam Recordings
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🤔 The streets saying we need a new Def Jam game
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3 years
public reviews were a mistake 😭
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2 years
last week i got the chance to talk to @t6mikee about touring being a spiritual experience for him & how our relationship with grief evolves for faders podcast
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1 year
for @thefader ’s latest digital cover, i spent some time with veeze in charlotte, nashville, and atlanta trying to figure out what makes him tick
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@callenderdates
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4 years
i know this sahbabii album abt to go crazy cuz he got a track named “trapezoid” on there & i ain’t never seen no shit like that in my life
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1 year
wrote about mike’s great new album burning desire ❤️‍🔥 for pitchfork. feels like he’s entered a whole new chapter of life w this one
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5 years
just realized he put the blue lives matter flag n the bass pro shops pyramid in the blender 😭😭
@dukedeuce901
Duke Deuce
5 years
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG OFF MM2?
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@callenderdates
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4 years
the chad meek mill vs the virgin wiz khalifa
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Count von Count
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Four thousand thirty two! Ah ah ah!
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4 years
no one: me doing both parts of sold out dates in my room:
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@callenderdates
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4 years
to the next white person thinking of developing an app, brand, digital vertical or website dedicated to hip hop: don’t 💛
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4 years
why doesn’t drake just ask pierre for a beat pack or something i know he got bro number
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5 years
how do rappers get these many views on youtube so fast 😭😭 high school football not even doing summer workouts yet who playing this new nle choppa song
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4 years
wrote about one of my fav pierre leaks, which i never thought would come out officially, for p4k
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4 years
the joker:
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chrissy teigen
4 years
honestly, I will be that person for you. it is fun to gang up on me. I *see* the convos that bring you together in your owning of me. I make it easy. have fun.
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5 years
@bigracks travis putting up rocky on cozy tapes numbers
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3 years
working on eoy lists
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3 years
kinda sad to say this but today's my last day at p4k as a fellow. 🥲 i try not to tweet about work ever (lol) but it's been a big part of the last 6 months for me. between fact-checking and other things, i got to contribute some stuff i'm proud of and ill thread it under here.
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4 years
reviewed the pooh shiesty tape for pitchfork. it's good as hell
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4 years
rappers w absolutely crazy ears for beats: uzi, carti, key glock, keef, gucci
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5 years
sahbabii mustve hit 99 ovr on 2k since we getting music again
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4 years
please stop with the 2020 madlibs
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3 years
wrote about mavi and mike for p4k’s best songs list
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2 years
the datpiff shut down rumors from last week have had me thinking about how the internet feels smaller & smaller everyday
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brandon
3 years
mike show was spiritual. i can’t put into words how much i needed something like that
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4 years
the fact that the default culture of the internet is black -- and the people driving conversations on the internet are black -- is beyond crazy when u think about what kinds of people get talked when "internet culture" is covered
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4 years
every single time big sean drop people be like “HE REALLY RAPPING NOW!” and then he’s not
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1 year
you could really write whatever you wanted to back in the 2000s
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3 years
in all seriousness: what did he mean by this?
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4 years
@urmaasounds idk but i know it’s warm af
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4 years
busta rhymes, “put your hands where my eyes can see” (1997) // lou ratchett, “when somebody sit next to you on the bus 😂🚍” (2020)
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1 year
this interview i did w/ bnyx is barely a year old and somehow it feels like he's lived 3 different careers since then
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3 years
real tears in my eyes right now
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4 years
if a house track dont got comments like this on the youtube video dont even listen to it
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4 years
having a cool/unique voice such an underrated "talent" in rap
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3 years
the voyeuristic bits of following regional rap online are just so upsetting man. all that treating humans like action figures and prodding them and playing indictment board simulator and trying to piece together real life beef just makes me hate it all sometimes
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4 years
the drum patterns in chicago drill were so crazy cuz of all the influences those producers were pulling from. they had juke & footwork drums and drumline/drill team cadences all over their shit
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2 years
talked to bobby shmurda about getting out of his deal (it's a podcast but there's a transcription for the real readers out there)
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3 years
forgot to share this last week since it went up right before thanksgiving, but i wrote a little bit about thug, mick jenkins, and how they've stripped down their songwriting to makre sure folks are really listening for @thefader
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3 years
i’m googling knx and madlib samples to play while i grill so my mom thinks i know old music
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4 years
really love carti cuz he knows that each project is just him getting closer & closer to how he *really* wants shit to sound. these long ass periods between projects are really just him making sure it sounds like a full step above and not a half step
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4 years
fashion killa the most trash good song of all time
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2 years
talked to babyface ray about his new album, but mainly about michigan’s outsized influence on rap right now
@thefader
The FADER
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. @babyfaceray is our guest on this week's episode of The FADER Interview. Listen to his conversation with @callenderdates about Detroit rap's outsize influence and his own long road to success.
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3 years
i can’t believe these two got andre 3000 putting out statements asking for a ceasefire. that man do not know what is going on at all 😭
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4 years
how he don’t know his own best songs
DID A PERSONAL FAVORITE OF @DJPickleJ BRACKET OF MY SONGS RIGHT HURRR
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5 years
one of the most important photos ever taken
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3 years
graduating in spring 2020 was legit a curse Lmfao
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3 years
cant put into words how heartbreaking it is when rappers die in their own city. praying for dolph's family
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4 years
wrote a little bit about how two friends shared their beat folders with each other and made a mixtape for @pitchfork
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3 years
lets hear him out
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4 years
“yea this skit of me getting my dick sucked gonna have them going crazy”
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6 months
i’m sorry that i live a boring life i love peace 🤷🏾‍♂️
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4 years
i cant wait until im 25 so i can start slandering people over 30.... this shit never stopping
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9 months
@ anna wintour
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@maxwelltani
Max Tani
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News: In a note to staff, Condé Nast announces that Pitchfork is being moved under GQ.
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3 years
they put this on anything
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4 years
Miles Davis, John Coltrane and Bill Evans on Kind of Blue 😭😂💯🔥🔥
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4 years
thinking about beatking's t-shirt collection
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4 years
rap so funny like that rn cuz everyone super tapped into certain scenes. would be cool if more rappers were honest about who music they were fr listening to instead of throwing out some generic ass answers lol
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it’s something about larry june that’s mad funny to me hes like a cartoon character why did he say “hold on mike i’m bout to go in” like he was about to go crazy only to start rapping Slightly faster 😭
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1 year
happy 25th birthday to me let’s hope there’s no quarter life crisis on the horizon 🫡
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4 years
i know someone macbook running on fumes cuz they trying so hard to make a meme in premiere right now
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unbelievably wack
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4 years
in addition to $2000, i would also like the government to give me 5 shares in a meme stock of my choice
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4 years
all ranking lists should focus on chaos first and being right second
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3 years
listening to the radio is actually so terrible lmfao wow
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1 year
that first refresh after 16 hours of rate limit hit something crazy i might have to delete this app
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3 years
wrote about lil poppa’s album & how he stands out from the other pain song rappers
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3 years
reviewed jenevieve's lovely and fun debut album for p4k. its a real treat
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4 years
society has moved past the need for travis scott verses
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1 year
two weeks ago i asked hitech to make a moodboard for their insane and hilarious new album detwat (easily 1 of the years best) and we dove into it for this week's column
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