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@redfaceradio his brain synapses firing off at speeds not seen since 2021 neph
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RT @paulxt: the original version of madvillainy, which leaked online after a cassette was stolen from madlib during a trip to brazil, is no…
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RT @TrueLaurels: This past Saturday was the 25th anniversary of Dead Prez's debut 'Let's Get Free,' one of the most radical hip-hop albums…
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RT @safiyaaaay: getting tackled by security when you're one of the performers and not a random person who ran on to the field is insane
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i can’t believe i’m really alive at the same time as my goat omg
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bruh what lmao
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RT @CheckTheResume: Mahomes
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@notnotbigracks LMFAOOOOO
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the suggested reels carousels on ig are so aggressive its insane. it’s like they take one of your user profile interests and spit out the most extreme content possible in that lane
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im a black man i dont need 2 hit the sauna
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when will an mba student come up with a Cost Efficient and Effective plan to destroy mba programs so the world can be normal again
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all my diamonds hit. what, you hungry? these baguettes
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what do you mean that in order to see results from anything i have to build positive habits and stick to them 🤦🏾‍♂️
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imwityoungahmadinthisbitchman
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@lilsydy it’s definitely a hard cap on the flavor potential of funyuns but i can’t say i wouldn’t pick them up again
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@burnergod77 as soon as the spicy mountain dew touched my tongue i knew that it was #not for me
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@burnergod77 idek why i picked it up i gotta stop looking at things just because it says NEW on the bag
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