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@califorania
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They need to bring back $900 apartments
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Niggas love they homies, I hope I’m a homie in my next life to experience true love
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"You should've never called me a fat ass Kelly Price"
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this exactly how that nigga on catfish hair looked when he found out his cousin was Tony all this time.
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when a slight change in behavior makes you think they don’t like you anymore and you know you’re overreacting but you can’t stop overreacting and you need reassurance every 5 minutes but you know ur annoying af and you fight urself in ur head asking why am I like this.....
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Niggas cheat on open book tests lmao
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March Madness♓️💜
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@califorania
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How come when black people start wearing designer folks start calling it dusty?
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I let my mom use my laptop and I forgot to clear my history I just heard her say “what the hell”
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@THEAreeLove Girl please shut the fuck up
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@califorania
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mmyea twenty fine🥰
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@califorania
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I just wanna let y’all know everybody out here by the grove was being peaceful even when folks was throwing water bottles the people on the front lines was telling them keep it peaceful then they sent in agent provocateurs to start breaking glass at Whole Foods
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@califorania
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Rap Sh!t is so good you need yo coochie ate fr @IssaRae
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@califorania
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I can’t believe y’all slandering pot roast do y’all see this plate?!
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Lmaoooooo yall be high af http://t.co/wJQEzvbo4e
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put him on my todoooooo list
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@califorania
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Nigga had the bag and fumbled it 🥴
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@califorania
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Murry Chrimmuh!🫶🏾
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@califorania
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Again cause this is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time
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What in the I-10 by 10
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@califorania
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10 months
Twitters a tough crowd but please know a bad bitch when you see one!!!
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@califorania
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"Yo spit something" Me:
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@califorania
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This ain’t no photoshop!
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@califorania
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I’m essssitedddd
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@califorania
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This how Yg gone look in 2037
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Only real niggas know
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@califorania
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I’m a hopeless romantic 🥺
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@califorania
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Folks all in my way 😩😂
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@califorania
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I think I’m ready to pop back into my consistently being a bad bitch bag I mean look at the material
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@califorania
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Ohhhhhhh okaaaaaaay
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@califorania
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I don’t think the LA night life is ~boring~ I just feel like it’s too political lol everybody be acting fake exclusive it’s weird
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Imma be honest… I won’t ever be too good for paper plates.. I wish they had paper pots and pans 😂😂😂
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Come tf on Angela with these bundles GIRL!!
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I’m just a girl 😊
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@califorania
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Speaking of wigs I really does this lmao
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@califorania
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Y’all do not be losing friends and finding peace lmaoooo y’all be making fake pages, stressed out, being messy, subtweeting... UNHINGED 😭😭😭
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@califorania
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@TheeTopicc Because what the fuck?????
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Differences.
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@califorania
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Outside really cost $4,352.39
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It’s your fckin birthday 🥳
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@califorania
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Happy birthday to me 🎈
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I’m going to be Jeyda weyda
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Wig by meeee 😭🥰
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This is exactly why non black people cant say nigga. I don’t see y’all saying anything. Speaking up. Nothing. So no you can’t say nigga around me bitch
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@califorania
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nervous but excited
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It really gives ⏳
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I think it’s so annoying when non LA natives come to LA and speak on experiences theyve never actually lived through because to grow up being from here is truly a unique experience
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imagine letting this slip 🥴
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Clout is crazy cause let me find a bag of money it’s not seeing the back of my phone none lmaooo
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She perfect 🤩
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The flower fields were so pretty🥺🌸🌼💐
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@califorania
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Who y’all favorite Pisces??? It better be me!
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Let’s hear it for the dress ☺️
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@califorania
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you sexy and you know it 😌
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Really in my birkin 😌
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You hoes could honestly never.... what waist bitch?!
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Los Angeles really is bullshit… cost of living here so high and for what? Why are folks paying 3k+ for 600 sqft?? No in unit washer & dryer no floor to ceiling windows no view no island no updated appliances no amenities no parking no nothing!! Lmao I’m siiiiickkk
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<3
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That’s why he need a bad Gyal like Nini
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I know y’all tired of seeing me 😂 I’m fr done now fr fr
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@jerroldhtims Lmaoooooo wow I didn’t even think she would see it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@THEAreeLove Now what????????? Like lmaooo y’all are so annoying now fucking what???
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Howdy 🤠
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@withallmylovek Omfg this is the best tweet fr lmaoooooo like do they not know the running jokes about bbl belly buttons -_-
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I aint blessed y’all in a minute 🥰
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Yeah that
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My boyfriend kept saying he had a surprise and I really hate surprises but I’m glad he didn’t tell me what it was cause this is the coolest surprise ever 🥺🔥❤️
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@califorania
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Twenty five 🎈
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@BoojieGab Lmaoooo I —
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Money is flowing to me abundantly. Everything I need is already here and making it’s way to me. I am a magnet for great things
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She said 😐
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Theee it girl 🤩
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Y’all finna have mesothelioma
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How it started: How it’s going:
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lil sneak peak for y’all
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Did I slay dis or nah
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Lovedddddd today 😭
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holidays are ehh lol but i am thankful for still being here. this has been the hardest year thus far. I was suicidal and impulsively cut all my hair off. To anyone anywhere know that it gets bad yes, but it will always get better
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Still my birthday 😝
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since been 🥰
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Historically what did black people do to make everybody hate us so much?? Did we commit mass genocide? Did we rape and murder whole communities? Did we create laws to keep an entire group of people disenfranchised? Lmaoo like what did black people do??
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I wish I had the leisure of being in the studio all the time with just me and an engineer to practice and experiment with different sounds 😪
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I got some photos back from the Know Yourself video 😩
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What a year it’s been 🥺❤️ ♾ 10/3/20 // 10/3/21
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LEAVE US ALONE!!!
@thatgrapejuice
ThatGrapeJuice (Sam)
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. @ChrisBrown is back with even MORE new music (after his 57-track album). Listen to 'Him Or Me' here:
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I own an online boutique called Thirteenth Hour! We launch the website in 4 days! RT for me my next customer could be on the TL and follow us on Instagram @thirteenthhourbrand !
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❄️Alexa play Let It Snow❄️
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Pov: you fell asleep in a car wash line and had a dream bino and blxst made a movie🤣
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Pilates, intermediate fasting, and heavy lifting 💯
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Know Yourself 10.03.18
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my allergies got my eyes red asf
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