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@calebisntfunny

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✝️ | husband | father (of your kids) | business owner | That’s BASED every M/W/Sat 9 AM | gbfr 🌽🎈☠️ | must bench 225+ for me to respect your opinion

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Accountant: “So how many dependents will you be claiming this year?” Me:
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@LeadingReport Half the democrats voters in Florida are about to drown now
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@Ped_Patrol Dr. Pepper was teleporting like Nightcrawler from X Men 💀
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“Joe Exotic locks tigers in cages. That’s inhumane. Here at Big Cat Rescue we rescue the tigers and keep them in cages until they die.” - Carole Baskin #TigerKing
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@disclosetv I like this one better
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Being a Nebraska football fan is like watching the Titanic 100 times and getting upset every time they hit the iceberg
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@Four2theNay @9livesrock I’d love to meet the 9% of people who genuinely believe they could take a gorilla 🥴
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@Breaking911 Another reason why I’m voting straight ticket Republican for the first time in my life
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@reddit_lies Dogs have a natural sense that detects when something is off about a person and it’s almost never wrong.
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@rondeaulivia This is my friend’s neighborhood 😂 that’s great it’s going viral
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@Breaking911 Remember when he called Trump a racist for doing the same thing to China lol
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@errinhaines What stopped him from doing all of this over the last 1635 days?
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@OhRick4 I hope they apply the Alex Jones standard and you people get sued into financial ruin.
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@LeadingReport If he signs it he needs to be arrested for treason. Plain and simple.
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@ClownWorld_ @mcuban Climate change is only real when it comes to regulating your gas powered stove or your car.
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@rondeaulivia Omaha, NE. That’s Terence Crawford (the boxing champ) in the leopard print
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@ExposeDarkDeeds Poor kid stands no chance
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@StevenFulop “Publicly call your sister vile or you’re fired.” The only vile one here is you.
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@realDailyWire Last week they were defending the censorship of their political rivals because they were “threats to our dEmOcRaCy.” Now that the shoe’s on the other foot they expect you to think it’s an outrage.
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@Breaking911 It’s always the ones you least expect
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@RyderSelmi He ended the Vietnam War and threatened to blow the top off the Kennedy assassination. They had every reason to set him up.
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@MKUltraMoney Repeal the 19th Amendment
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@SouthlandPost These people work hard to take one vacation all year. They save their money, line up everyone’s schedules, work late to make sure they don’t fall behind, make arrangements for house sitting/pets, etc. and the airline couldn’t care less. I completely get where he’s coming from.
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@AdamKinzinger What changed
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Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t have to worry about affording groceries, nor will she be drafted to fight in WW3.
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BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence just announced she is endorsing Kamala Harris. Let’s go!
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@sm56075 @WomenBeingAwful You see how that makes it worse
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@DragonMaxGoku @DocNetyoutube @RockyTrumpboa Or before early voting has gone on too long
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@IAPolls2022 @FiveThirtyEight This guy has been wrong more times than the weatherman lol
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@BabyD2034 @libsoftiktok It’s the closest thing to company they/them get.
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@scrowder The fact I’m making significantly more money than I was 2 years ago and am significantly poorer despite no other major financial events (no new house, maintenance emergencies, medical bills, etc)
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@ClownWorld_ Why do all of these people have 17 different “conditions”
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@nypost Arrest her and put her on the sex offender registry.
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@Breaking911 Fbi is just coming to admire its handiwork.
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@Breaking911 How many times has he threatened the American people with air strikes?
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@Breaking911 Does he want to guarantee they lose the house and senate in 2022 lmfao
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@Breaking911 I wasn’t aware Trudeau interfered with the 2016 elections.
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@FPWellman @GlennYoungkin If making it so people who aren’t citizens of this country can’t vote in its elections “helps” your opponent, you’re on the wrong side of history.
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@greg_price11 @RepMTG Man. I’m not her biggest fan, but every toolbox needs a hammer for certain jobs
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@Buddhabman @Sauce51982754 @TJEsco8 @legsanity @MFOhio @prf3ct_stranger @TheNBACentral It might even keep records of our thumbprints and people we frequently interact with
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@Breaking911 The devil works hard but the CIA works harder
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@reddit_lies “Human trafficking is so funny, guys!”
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@HuskersTalk @ReggiePhotog There was certainly not sufficient evidence to overturn the call of a touchdown on the field. The crooked @bigten refs stole this game from Nebraska and should be put in prison for it.
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@ettingermentum We just spent the last 4 years living under his 3rd term.
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@reddit_lies 1. No one was concerned about Hitler until the 30s. 2. He objectively was a good speaker. 3. You can acknowledge that someone did something well without liking them 4. This was 100 years ago 5. Not wanting grown men to expose themselves to little girls in locker rooms ≠ Hitler
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@disclosetv So is she apparently
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@IAPolls2022 2-4 point leads won’t make up for the tomfoolery
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@barstoolsports Screaming profanities, thinly veiled threats & playground insults into a phone camera is the best way to convince people you’re stable and not abusive.
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@iKalebHenry @kennethlarabee Ref looking right at it
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@deafcassette @WORLDSENDPARTY The most surprising thing about this comment is no pronouns in the bio
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@Breaking911 How does Cuomo have power over NJ and Connecticut lol
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@greg_price11 His wife & everyone else involved should be ashamed.
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@Breaking911 He literally thinks he’s still in the senate.
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@scrowder His dog has hurt more people than any of my guns.
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@reddit_lies This was one of the few remaining subreddits that was actually funny. What a joke.
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@JohnFetterman “Hi. Good night everybody.”
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@anticarsls @reddit_lies 🚳 is my new favorite emoji
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@greg_price11 Democrats would know considering they were the ones who started Jim Crow
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@acnewsitics You didn’t screenshot it because it never happened
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@reddit_lies Sounds like fan fiction by a 40 year old virgin with his hand in his pants. Either way straight to the gallows.
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@nypost I feel I can speak on behalf of all women when I say I hate when that happens
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@SeedOilDsrspctr Honestly some of the nicest people you’ll meet
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@peauxpimp @cameron_mikell @dantypo It should 100% be legal for an ambulance or fire truck to plow through them. They’re a direct threat to someone’s life at that point. I’m allowed to use deadly force to defend my life if I’m attacked, this is no different.
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@Breaking911 When will they address their imperialist foreign policy and arming of terrorist groups?
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@Rothmus Are we supposed to know who this is
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@prageru Alex Jones
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@402Nation Desmond Howard will never pick Nebraska after we took his manhood over the COVID thing, so I don’t count his vote. 50/50 split.
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@barstoolsports Andrew Tate gained a new subscriber that night
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@JackPosobiec That’s a satire account
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@XChewsiferX @Alphafox78 I gave mine handguns
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@Breaking911 “Chemical explosion” and “food processing plant” shouldn’t be in the same sentence.
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@Breaking911 It’s good to see 6ix9ine finally face some consequences
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@Breaking911 They’ve been screaming at us for a year to stay six feet apart but it’s ok for Dementia Man to share a coffee with someone
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@GunOwners Republicans after Mar-A-Lago Raid: The FBI is corrupt! We need to disband it! Republicans the second they take office:
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@Breaking911 But people get their home addresses, employers and family members’ names leaked on a daily basis and twitter is silent 🤔
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@fedtanyl Don’t underestimate her, she’d lose WA, CT and RI, too!
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@iFightForKids Kamala just lost another dedicated supporter. Crying shame.
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@disclosetv Remember when they laughed in Trump’s face for saying they’d be dependent on Russian energy?
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@Breaking911 Milk is $87
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@ZubyMusic Fauci could walk into some of these people’s homes and execute their families in front of them and they’d still say he’s doing it for the public good. They are too far gone.
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@Clintfield4 @libsoftiktok There’s no better way to treat somebody with respect than to help them get the mental assistance they need.
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@JulindaLace @DelusionPosting Because the deadnaming is the only part of that sentence they think should be illegal
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@JournosPostLs Barstool Sports & InfoWars got more interviews than CNN 😂
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@CarolynWither12 @TheLeadCNN @RESlST45 @AaronRodgers12 There would have to actually be proof he did any of it. Someone from CNN saying that they heard him say it is not proof.
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@WarWatchs @ChristopherTC13 @RealAlexJones “You can’t arrest me officer, I only beat my wife lightly.”
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@franklinisbored @BleacherReport Refs stole 3 touchdowns and gifted one to Colorado lmfao
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@JohnFetterman “Hi. Goodnight everybody.”
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@BarstoolHusker Probably about right
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@DecentraliseP Joke was actually funny until his uncontrollable urge to virtue signal sabotaged him
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@BhamAnticom @CrisCutFrys @DEDloc_ @greg_price11 Hey man, commas are very confusing for him.
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@Breaking911 @PeteButtigieg 2024 can’t come soon enough
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@LegendaryEnergy defense contractors
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@EdKrassen If who’s on the cover of Vogue affects your vote you should be barred from voting
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@natewillson111 @mrctv @CitizenFreePres I’m not listening to anybody wearing a mask outside, my guy. I don’t care what your politics are.
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@reddit_lies None of these people are married. Most of them have probably never even had a girlfriend lol
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@Worldsource24 Surprised they didn’t get arrested for saying that in the report
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@Breaking911 Both of these are objective lies lol
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@Breaking911 How do we crowdfund a trip to Mecca?
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@6abc @MAJTOURE has done more to fight crime in Philly than the entire city government combined.
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