If you’re looking to hang out with a super exciting family, look no further than ours - Miles opted to watch Supermarket Sweep this morning, and I researched water pH that will keep our betta and mystery snail both happy for like an hour this past weekend.

@barson_len I’m not ready for the jump scares

@hlars_ You’re wrong about this

speaks for itself

RT @LolOverruled: I am begging you to stop telling me about this man’s life

Wild seeing some of the people you drank the sketchiest drinks with at college parties become doctors. Like, I trust you, but I also remember that random Saturday night in the apartment on Spaulding.

Miles opting for nature documentaries over any other kid shows is my new favorite thing.

@ColbyMecher @hlars_ Fuck Chase

@flowron17 @fricknanco_

My coworkers just had to break down the "very demure, very mindful" trend to me like I was born in 1960.

@hlars_ Can’t even begin to explain how deeply relatable this is to me rn

Cimzia: would like to try and rebuy but BCBS is being a little shit about it.