I didn’t think I had a drinking problem until I stopped for a month and lost 15 pounds. My body was like, girl... I’ll give you abs, just PUT DOWN THE SANGRIA.
I’m unbelievably excited and grateful! Can’t wait to perform with
@mariabamfoo
! Truly a dream come true❤️❤️❤️ PORTSMOUTH & PROVIDENCE! I’m coming for ya!
Hey fellas! I know you wanna seem like an ally, but please, don’t stop a woman walking alone at night in a park to tell her it’s not safe to be walking alone, at night, in a park... she knows.
NEW YORK CITY! I’m headlining
@nycomedyclub
midtown on AUGUST 29th at 7pm! Come out and watch me,
@NotSteveRogers
and
@ShaqKatzner
tell a few jokes about the wind tunnel I was in when I took this picture. Use “PELUFFO” at checkout for discount tix!
This is TOMORROW! Holy Cow! Use promo code CAITLIN for online tickets! Only $10 smackers!
I can't even tell you how much I wanna see ya there.
also...this is a new pic by the lovely Jenni Walkowiak
double also...LOOK AT ALL THESE FONTS.
This week on the Good Time Gal Podcast we’ve got the one and only
@joelistcomedy
! He was a wild fella back in his drinking days who’s done everything from stealing potted plants to pooping in shoes. He’s a gem. Listen! And Rate, Review and Subscribe!
If you haven’t listened to
@joelistcomedy
on this week’s Good Time Gal Podcast, you’re missing out! You can’t say he wasn’t committed to a bit. And please! rate, review and subscribe on iTunes!
This set was so fun! I feel super grateful to have been able to perform on the
@latelateshow
❤️ Watch! Share! Send it to your parents! It’s technically clean😇
Less than 1 month away! Come out August 7th to Carolines on Broadway and watch me tell jokes for longer than 8 minutes. Oh BABY. It’s gonna be a thing.
Use promo code CAITLIN for $10 tix!
I love you!
Thanks
@EmilyMcWinter
for this incredible flyer!
The teeth whitening business is about to boom. It’s time to get rid of the “3 cups of coffee straight to 2 bottles of red wine” stains we developed over the past year.
TONIGHT! I’m headlining
@nycomedyclub
at 7pm at their midtown location! It’s gonna be a hell of a time! I’ll be joined by
@NotSteveRogers
@shaqkatzner
and
@jill_lives
❤️🥰✌🏼 use promo code “PELUFFO” for discount tickets!
See ya there! (Link below)
There should be a service where you pay someone to come in your home while you’re gone and throw away all the old birthday cards from family members you don’t know what to do with.
Listen up kids! If you work hard, dedicate yourself completely, and sacrifice your mental health and child bearing years, you too can one day own a suitcase with a built-in usb charger.
Tiktok wedding hacks has me thinking I can make my own cake, do my own flowers, hem my dress, make my place cards, lose 45 pounds, and DJ the reception while only costing $3,000 and my future marriage.
Getting unemployment is like trying to find out about the afterlife. I’m like, do you hear the voice of a person? What do you have to do to be chosen? Does it exist at all?
The awkward part of dating a younger guy is hanging with his friends... and then realizing that you’re the only one at the table without health insurance.
This sweet boy is gonna be on
@colbertlateshow
tonight and I’m BEYOND excited. He worked so hard on this set and it shows. It’s wonderful. Give this babe some love!
PS- This is the only time I’ll ever be sincere...so don’t worry. I’ve only gone soft in the belly
@notsteverogers
It happened! Thanks to everyone who came out, posted, or sent good vibes!!! I felt them all. Thanks to
@carolinesonbway
for having me, and to
@emilymcwinter
@peter_revello
@jill_lives
and Ethan SP for being incredible friends and funny people. And yes! I’m still hungover!
BLOOMINGTON! I’m coming back! I’ll be headlining the wonderful Comedy Attic November 6th & 7th! Shows at 7 & 9:15pm both nights! I’m bringing my sweet boy,
@NotSteveRogers
with me. It’s gonna be a hot time, just like this picture would suggest🚨