i need my d*** s****d

i love posting on tiktok because my comment sections are basically just hundreds of boyfriend applications from people that want ME. something tinder and hinge can’t offer 🤷���♂️

i love love love nothing more than the guys who are muscular and give frat energy, but are the most submissive bottoms you’ve ever met. they are sent from heaven

i never know when to call it a night 😭 i’m so tired

@afruitbasket1 babushka core

@afruitbasket1 thank you 🤠

i take it back i’m a loverboy and i’ll never be sorry for that

why am i so embarrassing like genuinely what’s wrong

no one talks about how hard being 6’4 is

in costa rica with no panties on

miami i’m coming for yooou. costa rica you’re next 😼

you don’t pay for bottles when your crew looks like this 🙂‍↔️

@panopticowen bookmarked bc scrolling feels like divorce

@Qpwoeuryva see how badly i’m persecuted by the “tolerant left”?

hangover wood is the craziest

$10k obo

me and house cats have very similar lifestyles

@bored44_ be a good boy and like all my tweets