A Christmas Cade
@cadecalrayn
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Developer, cyclist, nerd, & major dork with a 3-D printer. Bi, cis, 28, he/him. Video games & comics, and I try to make cool stuff. Happily 👨🏼🤝👨🏻
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*sigh*
If you told either of us two years ago that this would be how we spent our lunch breaks, neither of us would have believed you
*gives him another lil forehead smooch*
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Aaaaaaand restored. Now to wine and dine the boyfriend.
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Goooooooooooooood morning everyone I am officially 27 today. Ew. Ewwww.
But yes it’s my birthday and I’m getting old
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Nothing better than a cute boy in his favorite hoodie asleep on your chest. ❤️
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update: he has koala’d onto my arm and is fast asleep. It’s okay though he needs his rest and we have all night
god I love cuddly boys, they’re just the best
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Good people of Twitter, can I interest you in some gray sweatpants content?
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Not bad for a rough draft on Oathkeeper. Not bad at all.
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fuck the changes that they made to incense. I don’t want to go walking for my Stufful and it’s too windy and I need a harircut
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Well, I’m 28 today. Don’t feel like it at all. I don’t wanna get old 😭
Have a wonderful day people of Twitter, I’m off to spray paint stuff on my balcony
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survived the run
and almost popped my shoulder out sitting here stretching
If I can’t play FF14 I’ll just listen to its OST while exercising
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Aaaand date night successful, even if he did kick my ass in Smash
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Well, as of 15 minutes ago, it's official.
WE GOT THE APARTMENT
WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
i'm so fucking excited lmao
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Been waiting all week to break this shirt out…. Happy Community Day
(and happy boyfriend-comes-home-tonight day to me)
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Aaaaaaaand he’s here
Goober jumped into the car and kissed me like he’d really missed me
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Well, I guess I’m 30 😵💫
At least I get to spend my 30s with this one 🥰
Now to steal his switch and do a bunch of trades lmao
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A rainy day with Mr. Smosh 🥰
Opened our new joint account for our apartment (and joined his credit union so he’s very very happy and proud ☺️), ran some errands, spent the day watching Lucifer, *and* ate his cooking
My lil man is *very* happy hahahaha 🥰
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Good mornings gays, theys, and my bisexual brothers and sisters
I’m off to smooch my boyfriend on this cold winter morn
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Haircut complete, powers restored, and boyfriend still thinks I’m hot. This is good.
MOAR POKÉMON TIME
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Well, it’s official, so now I can talk about it without jinxing it...
PROMOTION BABY
Ya boy is now a Senior Software Engineer at the ripe young age of 28
(I swear to god if any of you call me old I’m gonna cry. The average age for a senior dev is 39)
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May be bone tired but I feel good and today’s gonna be a good day. 🏳️🌈
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to get out of bed and have morning brownies and play 14,or stay warm in bed… hmmm…
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fuck I forgot how hard it is to get back into exercising regularly
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Sleepy cuddly boyfriend time 🥰
(he fell asleep during 30 Rock but has glomped onto my arm so cutely I forgive him)
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Good morning from one backpack bottom and his big ol teddy bear
I am so rarely the little spoon it’s always a shock when I wake up to this 😂
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Aaaaaaaand he’s my boyfriend
We are a gay cliche but I do not care
I caught him his first legendary too and I may throw up from the motion and the screaming children
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FUCK HE IS SO CUTE
AND SO INTO ME
AND HE’S ADORABLE AND SHORT AND A NERDDDDDDD
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Taking a gym break before I’m forced to walk clients through a system I’ve never used in order to set up a system I *did* help write
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look at this cutie
Sadly his AC has finally been fixed so he’ll be going home tomorrow but it has been a delightful week of cuddles. I may be biased but I think he’s adorable.
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I have gotten out of bed, albeit unwillingly
thank Gir I have some caffeine in this house
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Powers restored, etc.
now to go burn this shirt because it is filled with tiny angry hairs that are spiking me in the back 😭
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Well, especially if Smosh likes it too… yeah. I definitely like it.
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holy fuckballs that heat is a lot… I’ve ridden in hotter but the lack of wind was (for once) a bad thing
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this is why I forego a shirt on the late night runs…. The sheer fucking amount of sweat I generate
although when it gets in my eyes I end up regretting it
my first attempt at this photo ended with me cursing and dabbing salty sweat out of my eye
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My boyfriend had apparently never seen me in my sunbathing speedo and his adorable reaction to seeing a photo made it so that I had to turn over to preserve my dignity out here in public 😅🥺
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Smosh is determined to add some collared shirts to my wardrobe… and he’s got good taste!
(I mean duh, he’s dating me)
Love you
@wiseguysaga
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okay.. that extra 3-mile loop was probably a bit too much
on the plus side FF16’s soundtrack is out so my ride was full of bangers
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Happy Pride Month from Smosh and I 🥰🏳️🌈
May it be a good one for you all!
(I need a haircut lol)
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Happy pride and happy GoFest day woohoo
pls forgive the wrinkles they won’t go away
also I got two shinies within 10 minutes of leaving home after 2 hours of nothing on my couch 🙄
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays from
@wiseguysaga
and I once again this year! Continuing our tradition of couples jammies and our fireplace 🥰
May you all have a wonderful holiday season and a great new year!
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There are just… no words to describe the amount of love I’m feeling right now.
I’m just so glad he’s mine.
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Important updates:
- I got new glasses, Smosh says they’re my Clark Kent glasses
- look at my adorable lil man in his new car
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Happy Saturday, brought to you by one of my favorite shirts and my favorite pair of underwear.
Did I put my shirt on backwards accidentally at first? Maybe
Also Arcane is good and Blakey and I will be finishing it tonight woot woot
Off to find a burger
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I surprised him with a Snoopy shirt of my own to match his, though I accidentally grabbed a *different* shirt 😅
I ❤️ my Smosh
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Happy holidays from
@wiseguysaga
and I 🥰 featuring adorable matching pajamas picked out by Smosh
It’s a little last-minute so we’re not sending actual Christmas cards but this’ll do just fine!
Thank you for all the love you guys have sent us. May you have a wonderful holiday!
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Also good Wednesday to all you fine people of Twitter. Hope you had a good one.
200 pounds is close. Soon.™️ And then beyond.
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Okay, so..... I guess I can finally show you what *else* I’ve been working on the last month. What inspired the Master Sword.
I am sweaty, sticky, and covered in glue and plastic dust from sanding, but I’m pretty happy with today’s accomplishments.
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Powers? Restored.
Everywhere else? Itchy from those blasted tiny hairs.
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