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She smiles immediately you like the picture ❤️.
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Press 7 until it turns to ⅞.
Fake phones please we beg you step aside.
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To every lady seeing this, you shall not die during child birth.
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Coronavirus is a proof that majority of the Biochemistry and Micro-Biology students in Nigeria are useless. All they know is to wear lab coats like mortuary attendants Expressionless face.
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Today is my boyfriend's birthday I told him we could watch any porn video of his choice and do everything that we saw in the video.
This is going to be really exciting 😊😆.
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Lets pretend to be couples, start an argument and someone will reply 😀😁.
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A guy who says sorry to the girl he loves even when he is right is called what?
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Mention 1 bustop in Nigeria and someone would tell you where its located.
Mine: Apple junction
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Please what can i do to stop my boyfriend from cheating 😭?
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Nobody knows shortcuts more than a Nigerian driver with no drivers license.😂😂😂
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Type "I'm the CEO of" and let your keyboard finish the job 😁
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To every first born seeing this tweet, may your pockets never run dry.
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What would be your reaction after visiting your sister and you saw this?
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Only original phones can copy and paste this.
👁 👁
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Challenge!
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Go and call your sister for me.
Reply as a little girl 😂.
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Type any country overseas add ".com" to it and see the magic. Try typing Nigeria and add ".com" you will cry for her 😭.
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Who's your money on for tomorrow's fight
Anthony Joshua or Andy Ruiz?
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Student : I forgot my assignment at home.
Online teacher :
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"Gone too soon" is going to be far from you and your family this year IJN.
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If you are good in English, give me a word that ends with “age”
Mine is “ leakage “.
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By this time next year, when they call landlords and landladies, you would be among !
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What state can't you marry from, even tho it was free?
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Who was the first person you saw when you woke up this morning?
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Behind every successful woman, there is a group of jealous unemployed women wondering who she slept with 😒😑 .
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Guys when they see a lady with big Brezz or big Yansh in public and trying not to get caught by people.
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Most men are in the wrong relationship because of Makeup.
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Earpiece before keeping it in the bag Earpiece while bringing it out of the bag.
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During this lockdown and beyond may you never lack what to eat in your house in Jesus name.
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If you were to share 500k between your mum and dad, how will you share it?
Me : Dad 350k Mum 150k
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When you are short and suddenly see a person shorter than you 😂.
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That moment IFEANYI knows his father is DAVIDO and his grand father is ADELEKE
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Men who don't drink alcohol make the best husband's. How true is this 🤔?
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If you man can't do 10 push ups straight, it time to let his lazy ass go 😑 .
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What part of fish do you request for most head, middle or tail?
Me: I love Head so much 😍.
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May you and your family never be part of the new cases of covid-19 this week IJN.
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All we’re doing is speaking up.
#KeepitOn
It’s safe to say, if they did the right things, it wouldn’t have escalated like this.
#June12thProtest
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He that keeps Israel does not sleep or slumber. RT if you know God will see you thru 2020 ans beyond.
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May your phone number be reachable when your helper tries to call you.
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To every lady who comes across this tweet, may we not die during child birth.
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I can't believe the kid got it in less than 5 secs😮.
This is the best video to start your day and when you are having a bad day, watch this video again 😂😅.
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Me after selling 1500 naira worth of newspaper to the women selling roasted corn 😏.
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To every first born going through this tweet, may God give you the strength to pass through what ever you going thru. We your siblings know it's not easy, may God answer our prayers over your life.
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Doors of breakthrough are already opened for you this week.
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Do u know that mtn caller tune last longer than some guys in bed...😂😜😂😂
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Remove boyfriend from some girl's life and they will never be able to afford tissue paper.
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Imagine this happened on your way for an interview. What do you do next 😶?
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What are some good questions to ask on a first date?
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As a wife, you did something wrong and your husband ask you to kneel down. Will you obey?
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What house chores did you hate most when you were a child?
Mine : washing plates, most especially Pots 😭.
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What do you add to your indomine to make it taste good and look professionlly cooked?
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No amount of money can buy the air we breath from January till now. I Thank God for another gift of life 😊.
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Dear Kings ,
Your first time of meeting a lady, let her feel your energy. Your first way of saying hello should not be an handshake, but some great hug or a kiss on the cheek. That way you already in control.
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Someone told me some parents use to write BEWARE OF DOGS on their gate when their daughter is between 18-23 years of age. But when she is 30 years and not yet married, They will change it to ICE BLOCK IS SOLD Here.
Chai ! 😥😢😂🤣
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Please enough of sex talks,
Kings ask one question from the Bible, any lady that gets it right will be your crush 😆😁😃 .
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Be honest, can you marry someone who behaves exactly like you?
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When you hear Lagos,
What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
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BREAKING NEWS : This week God is going to make a way for you.
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Me at 1pm 2pm 3pm 4pm 5pm 6pm 7pm 8pm 9pm 10pm 11pm 12pm 1am 2am 3am 4am 5am 6am 7am 8am 9am 10am 11am 12am .
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The beautiful thing about you seeing this tweet is, this week what you always prayed for is coming your way.
Be prepared.
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Will you collect the money your partner borrowed from you?
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Do you have a birthmark, where is it located?
Mine: my thighs ☺️ .
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What line do you use to end an argument with your partner?
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People who are 40+ and happy with their life, what is your advice to people in their 20s?
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When she's your girlfriend VS When she becomes your EX.
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Breaking News !!!!
Don't Scroll down without thanking God for making you see another brighter day 🙏.
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How many tweeps can raise their hands and say "am not double dating" ?
For me my hand Is aching Me 😒.
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Am a mixture of delta and Yoruba. Are you a pure breed or cross breed?
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It's kinda weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves 😂.
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You reading this tweet now, get ready your life is about to get better for the best!
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Sleeping is natural but waking up is grace. Use 5secs to thank God in your language.
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Have you heard that song "EKWUEME" ? I don't know what it means, but it can make you return stolen meat from the pot with tears in your eyes 😭😭😭.
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Guys I want to check something.
which makes you more comfortable, under pants or boxers?
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How many children do you want to have when you get married?
Me : I think 2 (+ 1 mistake) making it 3 😀😁😂.
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Immediately you are waking up tomorrow morning, the first call you will receive will give you connections 🙏🏿
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Somewhere in Nigeria today, a pastor is planning to sell water he fetched from well last night as Holy water. SMH
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