@AmRatJesus
Kristin: “I like your wings! You look like a crow. 😊”
Phil (developing his first ever crush in real time): “WANT TO SEE ME JUMP OFF THE ROOF??!????”
"aLexAndeR YoU fOrGeT yOuRSeLf"
burr you forget where you stand next to me. you're in my shadow, act like it. maybe it's not a coincidence that every single idea you ever had has failed under your guidance.
you are. a walking. second place medal.