long asf ago but still so relevant .

RT @KanesCabDriv3r: Your baby on board sticker isn’t gonna make me any less drunk

have never recovered from this gag oh my god my jaw will remain on the floor until the end of time

RT @reevierat: No keep her locked up. Mother fucker won’t let me pass boating school and i’ve been at this shit for 25 years

@vampirhae OF THIS ALBUM???????

@vampirhae i sure hope so bc ill never forgive her for that one album she released after dropping “and the diamonds” from her name it was so extraordinarily ASS. my god

becca’s yitties on my phone screen again ugh maybe god is real

@vampirhae it sounds like the kidzbop version of woman’s world by katy perry iejwjsksjsjsj

i just know miss taylor is clawing at the walls at night knowing she has to share a bed with an airhead trumpie while joe is doing pottery iktr

@ivyclaudias show me?????????????????

this is so fucked up omfggggg

@vampirhae LMFAOOOOOOO

RT @crumbshizz: she trying so hard to enact "🥺" it's looking embarrassing..........

RT @Liv_Agar:

RT @LNFOURS: MONTOYA POR FAVOR

RT @lokymann: yes, even siblings don't get the same parents

im actually speechless LMAOAOAOAAOOAO

@vampirhae the thing that kills me is his doctor prescribed him literal pills for his and i quote “concerning excessive flatulence” LIKEEEEEEEE RJKEJSJDJDJD just ripping mega ass crop dusting everyone