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LordByronsBear

@byrons_bear

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I try to be helpful explaining tech issues. A major d*ckwad otherwise, although occasionally funny.

Joined May 2021
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@byrons_bear
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RT @WarPath2pt0: Me watching a group of autistic kids with crude nicknames dismantle the fed govt--
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@Grummz @SpaceX We’ve got Falcon Heavy launches from Vandenberg to look forward to. Three times the excitement of a Falcon 9.
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@CallahanAutoCo @libsoftiktok Some vestigial remaining sense of shame?
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@BostonVegHead @WholeMarsBlog The only thing lacking in that wall of text was the word “delve.”
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@Tweeterpurg @CallahanAutoCo Where the back of his jersey says “Wingy”
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@CallahanAutoCo Why in the world would they make an ad like that? By now the agencies all know that the world’s moved on.
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@reddit_lies There was a whole lot of delving in that essay.
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@catturd2 What the living f*ck causes this?
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@Alphafox78 The cat jumped out the window to try to get away from that voice.
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@Oilfield_Rando We'll make the machines shovel shit on Reddit and Bluesky.
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LordByronsBear
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@Nico_Realtor @Alphafox78 Sorry, it appears we don't have the luxury to slowly prune federal spending. We're perilously close to collapsing the world's economy. It's hatchet time and sadly, we're all going to feel bad about the process.
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@JebraFaushay She's pissed off because she thinks white men stole her hairline while she was sleeping.
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11 hours
@gwgerrond @DJSnM Well, yes... If you change the scenario so that it's a giant big-assed dino-killer. Otherwise, no.
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@AntiquesDeva @TheReplyGirl_ @MarioNawfal How foolish of whites to believe that all humans came from Africa.
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LordByronsBear
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@reddit_lies At this point I think they’re just using a random insult generator.
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@WrightDobbs @DJSnM It’s too small to cause widespread damage. Check out Castle Bravo’s sea level explosion.
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RT @byrons_bear: @gwgerrond @DJSnM A city banger sized asteroid doesn't have the energy to cause global damage. Asteroid 2024 YR4 would rel…
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@byrons_bear
LordByronsBear
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A city banger sized asteroid doesn't have the energy to cause global damage. Asteroid 2024 YR4 would release the equivalent of an 8 megaton explosion. Castle Bravo's 15 megaton sea level explosion, and Tsar Bomba's 50 megaton air-burst were both global non-events. BTW, you're totally correct about Niven & Pournelle being worth reading.
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LordByronsBear
16 hours
@DefiantLs Aw, it's a cute little chipmunk-cheeked chubby-bunny shield-waver saying "Cry havoc! and let slip the beavers of war. Place the moose cannons and flood the crossings with sticky Canada No. 3™ maple syrup."
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LordByronsBear
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@djblack @elonmusk Swindler, McFraud Fraud found. No click link. Hope police come.
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