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@bourahioro @datassque I respectfully say hell to the no. The Lion King prevails over all
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the hero we needed
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my little boy crossed the rainbow bridge at 10:44am. 🐾🌈 he was the best boy that thrived for almost 17 years. i’m really gonna miss him. hug your babies today. 💙
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after Talking Heads, the Police is the best new wave band don’t @ me, i will fight u
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gonna tell my kids this was Elton John
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happy #InternationalWomensDay2022 to the strongest woman I know
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“I’ve seen Phish over 200 times.” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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honestly, today still haunts me, but I’m glad I’ve been able to channel my grief in a new light. my stepfather, who raised me since I was 2, lost his battle to cancer 4 years ago today. forever grateful for the time spent together & life lessons I learned from him. 💜
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my sister, who recently became a type 2 diabetic, was rushed to the hospital last night. they have her in IUC & I believe things are improving, but her blood sugar dropped so low that she became unresponsive. any good ViBeZ or t&p for her & the fam would be greatly appreciated
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150 likes & I'll take a sip out of this mystery drink
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imagine loving jam bands, but still never giving the Talking Heads a chance
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merry xmas to all 🎄
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happy birthday to my favorite human, @kabumped ! never gonna let him go 💙
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my bf got me knock off phish #merch
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we’d fuck us
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i kinda love my bathroom vibe ✨
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I DIDNT PUKE!!!
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yo, butthead - thank for dealing with me for 3 years
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feeling myself. feeling this sandwich. #thottythursday
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what up vax gang
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i get to see my favorite band today 🥳
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TALKING HEADS APPRECIATION TWEET✨
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this is what it’s like to date me - a$$ being shown 24/7 365 #thottythursday
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Goose is better than Phish
@BeccaMVP
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Let’s hear it
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UMBowl is the coolest, most original thing in the jamband scene. even if you don’t like umphreys, it’s a fact - the concept as a whole.
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my mom & uncle are in Florida for a wedding & got in a bad accident. I know little to no information. If y’all could muster up some vibes or whatever, please send them our way.
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good morning
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where my confident ladies at? show me your favorite feature. mine is my crooked smile
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it’s this fine man’s birthday today 💦💦💦
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what band did you discover after seeing them at a festival or as an opener? The Avett Brothers opening for John Mayer at Deer Creek. totally blown away by them
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trash
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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Just a reminder. “Jim Jordan called me crying, groveling — asking me to go against my brother.” Jim Jordan was accused of overlooking sexual abuse of male wrestlers by the team doctor and Ohio State University — and did nothing. Looked away…
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your eyes are like a window, I wish it would stay closed.. stay closed 🖤
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yee-fucking-haw, y’all.
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just wishing AOC would sit on my face
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this is my final fuck you to 2017. may next year bring amazing experiences ✨
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it’s a lovely day to see the phish at my fav venue with my fav idiot
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happy birthday, jerry
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70 likes & I'll smash my face into the cake
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finally listened to billy strings and THATS HIS VOICE???
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this is a David Byrne appreciation tweet
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my gramps had a stroke last night & appears to be doing okay considering. we won’t know much more until later. so, here’s where i ask y’all to have my guy in your mind/heart today. 💙
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my work is requiring us show our vax cards or to be tested 72 hours before our picnic Saturday & people are melting at work lololol
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goose is so good & its comical to say otherwise
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when you’re approached at the gas station for having a dope shirt
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so stoned, I put waze as my destination in waze
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life is short, eat the gyro
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bitch, it’s my birthday & thank you for anyone that wishes me well wishes & eat my ass/fuck off if you haven’t reached out
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BASEketball is such a great fucking movie
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Andrew was listening to Twiddle this morning & I am now single
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felt cute today probz delete later
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love this pic of Rick & Peter with Jerry 🔥
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happy fourth, y’all. 🇺🇸
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been feeling myself this week - why not continue with it on #ThottyThursday ? having someone that supports & loves you unconditionally is good for the soul. I’m thankful for the love in my life, close to flawless skin, crooked but beautiful smile, & my drive to Party On, Wayne!💕
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is it a vacation if you don’t have hotel sex?
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what was the last concert you saw pre-pandemic? did you leave the venue feeling satisfied?
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If Indiana were weed, it would be crystal meth.
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took a jab at a charcuterie board for our work pot luck 🥴 may have forgotten bowls & the almonds/pistachios at home
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the welcome mat arrived 🔥
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daydreaming about a reuben 💕
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my sweet boy, Jacks, turns 14 today 💛
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I am now addicted to buying glasses & have joined the tortoise shell club
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January 1st January 1st 2020 2021
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Finally have the courage & plan to get my ass out of my miserable job. I hopefully will be out before July.
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not that you all care, but I've lost 12 lbs since November 😭
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I just couldn’t say no
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I knew I liked the Executive Chairman after our company zoom ugly sweater party. He’s always engaging in conversations with us on Slack. This is one of those
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FINALLY got confirmation that I got a raise!
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when you're caught blowing Baylor a kiss
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I really do feel like the luckiest woman to be living the life I am. I’m beyond excited & a little overwhelmed when I think of what my future holds. it’s wild how things just fall into place when you least expect it. It feels amazing to be happy for once. thanks, universe. 💞
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Andrew bought me the best engagement ring, y’all.
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excuse me
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started Schitt’s Creek finally
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November Rain is a top tier song. don't even fucking @ me with your bs shitty take
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name a place you would ship all your enemies to? GARY, INDIANA
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the problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
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the fact that some of yall didn’t know who Marc Maron was until now is sus
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lost a joint for an hour & it’s been tucked on my lil ear the whole time
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@umphreysmcgee thank you for what you do! I'll be forever grateful for all the the endless experiences & amazing people I've had the privilege of bonding with while traveling to see my favorite 3rd tier band. onward & upward, gents! 💫
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emotional cheating is just as bad as physical cheating
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This Must Be Place (Naive Melody) is one of the greatest love songs... ever.
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be the energy you wish to attract 💫
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greetings 🗣 EARTH. LINGS. OR. ALIENS. here is my thotner in crime & I in all our glory. also, my personal favorites of us 🥰🤢💃🏻🌐🕺🏻
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when ya feeing yourself on a long #thottythursday #boobs
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living alone has had its ups & downs. i’ve only had to borrow $1500 from my parents in the course of 10 months. the rest i’ve battled & only had 2 late payments off all my bills. i take fucking pride in that! i’m so god damn proud of myself & how far i’ve come. onward bitches💫
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Joe Manchin is a bitch
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this is a Chris Farley appreciation tweet ✨
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its finally happening.. I'm trying thai & it's here.. folks, it smells amazing.
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getting vax’d Thursday
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when you feel down: watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall when you feel great: watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall when you can’t make your mind up: watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall when you need to watch the greatest movie made: watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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about to speak with HR about my resignation & my heart is racing.
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✅✅✅
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they finally arrived 😭
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